It's hard work to find help this bad.

Speaking of DHS, you have to wonder who has been doing the hiring over there. One employee has been arrested for indecent exposure. He was the second-highest ranking investigator at U.S. Customs and he was actually in charge of an operation to catch sex offenders. Another, DHS's deputy press secretary, was allegedly attempting to use the internet to seduce what he thought was a 14-year-old girl, who unfortunately for him named out to be a detective in a Florida sheriffs office. And don't forget that female lawyer from DHS, who almost blew the government's case against Zacarias Moussaoui by trying to coach witnesses after having been specifically instructed by a judge not to do so.