IT'S A CRIME THIS CAPER COULDN'T BE FUNNIER.
Byline: - Bob Strauss
WITH THE LIKES of ``Amores Perros'' and ``Y Tu Mama Tambien'' setting the pace, Mexican films seem to be in a race to see which can be the most outrageous.
``Matando Cabos'' is no slouch slouch
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Oscar Cabos (Pedro Armendariz) is a hateful, violent and super-wealthy Mexico City Mexico City
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At about the same time, a more serious group of kidnappers grab someone they think is Cabos, but who actually turns out to be the ringleader's father. Because a hood is kept over the victim's head, this is not realized for the longest time. Nor can they get Cabos' wife to pay attention to their ransom demands, as she's organizing a gala birthday party for herself and couldn't care less about her husband, anyway.
Cars and hostages get switched back and forth, captives and captors alike are horribly abused, and somehow a retired, drug-addled masked wrestler and a 4-foot-tall cannibal become enmeshed en·mesh also im·mesh
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Though not devoid of satiric sharpness, ``Matando Cabos' '' has such a bleak view of human nature that it leaves you wishing that someone would just take all of its self-centered characters away somewhere and never bring them back.
MATANDO CABOS - Two stars
(R: violence, language, sex, nudity, drug use)
Starring: Tony Dalton, Kristoff, Pedro Armendariz, Joaquin Cosio.
Director: Alejandro Lozano.
Running time: 1 hr. 33 min.
Playing: In wide release.
In a nutshell: Mexican kidnapping comedy of errors starts out pleasingly, cheesily wacko but succumbs to slack plotting and pacing. In Spanish with English subtitles.