IN QUEST OF THE ANSWER.Byline: TOM HOFFRATH You don't really want to question Clippers fans who answer the question about wanting the Answer with another question, do you? Because you know all you'll get is another list of artificially intelligent excuses as to why Allen Iverson <noinclude></noinclude> Allen Ezail Iverson (born June 7, 1975, in Hampton, Virginia[1]), nicknamed A.I. and The Answer, is an American professional basketball player for the Denver Nuggets of the National Basketball Association. will fowl up the team's chemistry, cost the franchise too much (Livingston) in return and hardly be worth trying to offset any Laker Nation pub, right? So must there be something we all don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. about Iverson that has convinced the Clippers' oxymoronic braintrust that it isn't worth the quick fix? Doesn't Eldrick have some special powers to keep the rain away from the Tiger Invitational this weekend at Sherwood? How much do the Green Monster This article is about the left-field wall at Fenway Park. For other uses, see Green Monster (disambiguation). The Green Monster (often known simply as The Monster or The Wall) is the nickname of the 37-foot, two-inch (11. seats go up in price to help the Red Sox's support the annual Dice-K Fund? How cool is it to be on Planet Zito right about now, running up Scott Boras' company credit cards while wondering how Alyssa Milano will react when he's the boss? When did Tony Romo start to go in slo-mo? And people still kick the ball to Devin Hester? Lisa Leslie, Lindsay Davenport and the woman involved in the Duke lacrosse team rape case are all preggo -- and Matt Leinart has nothing to do with it? Is Dennis Erickson's grand plan to divide and conquer the Pac-10 one team at a time -- by coaching each one of 'em? By taking the job to run Tulane's football program, has Bob Toledo ruled out ever going to Toledo? Barbaro is still alive? When you hear the story about how Tigers relief pitcher Joel Zumaya actually injured his right arm during the recent ALCS ALCS American League Championship Series (baseball) ALCS Authors' Licensing and Collecting Society (UK) ALCS Airborne Launch Control System - he was whipping it around too much on a Playstation 2 game called ``Guitar Hero'' - do you wonder if a) he's taking this ``Motown sound'' thing a little too much to heart, or b)Detroit is about to sign Eddie Van Halen as a middle reliever? What good will NFL NFL abbr. National Football League NFL (US) n abbr (= National Football League) → Fußball-Nationalliga commish Roger Goodell do in resolving the fact that one of every eight players on the Cincinnati Bengals' roster has either done jail time, is waiting for a trial or is on parole? As Justin Gatlin keeps trying out for NFL teams while biding bide v. bid·ed or bode , bid·ed, bid·ing, bides v.intr. 1. To remain in a condition or state. 2. a. To wait; tarry. b. time for his eight-year track ban to go away, does he realize the league does test for illegal substances? How do we get the feed of in-car camera showing Jimmie Johnson fly off the roof of his golf cart? Does he need a restrictor plate fitted for his brain? How much longer does David Stern hide behind the cowhide cow·hide n. 1. a. The hide of a cow. b. The leather made from this hide. 2. A strong heavy flexible whip, usually made of braided leather. tr.v. balls before he reintroduces the new, improved synthetic sphere again? And where do collectors find those old-new balls, on the PETA Quadrillion (10 to the 15th power). See space/time. Web site? Will Dodgers fans ever get over their ninth-inning Gagne reflex? thomas.hoffarth@dailynews.com (818) 713-3661 |
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