Hunters Beware! Bambo Returns as "Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City" Arrives At Retail.NEW YORK--(ENTERTAINMENT WIRE)--Sept. 16, 1999-- The Sequel to the Best-Selling Parody of 1998, Deer Avenger 2 is Written (again) by Brian McCann Brian McCann may refer to
Simon & Schuster Simon & Schuster U.S. publishing company. It was founded in 1924 by Richard L. Simon (1899–1960) and M. Lincoln Schuster (1897–1970), whose initial project, the original crossword-puzzle book, was a best-seller. Interactive announced today "Deer Avenger 2: Deer In the City," its sequel to the best-selling parody Deer Avenger has shipped and is now available at computer software stores nationwide. Written once again by Late Night with Conan O'Brien staffer Brian McCann, Deer Avenger 2 will settle the score with slap happy deer stalkers (PC/MAC Hybrid CD-ROM CD-ROM: see compact disc. CD-ROM in full compact disc read-only memory Type of computer storage medium that is read optically (e.g., by a laser). ). STORY Peering through the woods, Bambo (our hero Stag) sees his favorite doe standing by the side of the road. He dreams of love, marriage and that honeymoon in Deer Park. But a pickup truck full of hunters comes barreling down the road - heading straight for Jane Doe Jane Doe female counterpart of John Doe. [Am. Usage: Misc.] See : Everyman ! CRASH!!! Bambo rushes to her side, only to find her barely holding onto life. With her cradled in his arms, he swears revenge against those who did this. Bambo heads to three locations to find the hunters: - Swap Ass Grill - Freaks, Geeks and Chicks with multiple cheeks. - Armpit arm·pit n. The hollow under the upper part of the arm below the shoulder joint, bounded by the pectoralis major, the latissimus dorsi, the anterior serratus muscles, and the humerus, and containing the axillary artery and vein, the infraclavicular part Estates - A suburban wasteland and a hunter's hideaway. - Business District - The nine to five crowd. Watch Bambo take out the trash! In each location Bambo is looking to even the score by capturing the hunters and taking them to a torture so horrifying we don't dare print it. But this won't be an easy task, as Bambo must fight off foul mouthed cleaning ladies, drunks, and that slutty neighbor with her ruffled ruf·fle 1 n. 1. A strip of frilled or closely pleated fabric used for trimming or decoration. 2. A ruff on a bird. 3. a. A ruckus or fray. b. Annoyance; vexation. 4. milk man lover (to mention a few of the more than 30 characters you'll encounter). Deer Avenger 2: Deer In The City is now available for PC (Windows 98(R) / 95) and Mac at an estimated street price of $19.95. A demonstration or "demo" version of Deer Avenger 2 is available free at all major online games sites. Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City has been rated T or "Teen and above" by the Entertainment Software Review Board (ESRB ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board ESRB Estrogen Receptor Beta ESRB Explosive Safety Review Board ). More information can be found at www.esrb.org. IMPORTANT NOTES: - Deer Avenger 2 is NOT a message of "anti-hunters" or "anti-hunting." It is a sequel to the best selling parody "Avenger" and nothing more. - No animal rights organizations are behind the making or marketing of Deer Avenger 2. Simon & Schuster Interactive (www.ssinteractive.com) is the consumer software publishing unit of Simon & Schuster, Inc. Based in New York New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of , S&SI is the Codie Award winning publisher of the best-selling "Douglas Adams Starship Titanic" adventure, the best-selling parody "Deer Avenger," the award-winning Richard Scarry children's software line and Star Trek(TM) entertainment / reference titles. Simon & Schuster, the publishing operation of Viacom Inc., is a global leader in the field of general interest publishing, dedicated to providing the best in fiction and nonfiction for consumers of all ages, across all printed and multimedia formats. Its divisions include Simon & Schuster Trade Publishing, Pocket Books, Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing, Simon & Schuster New Media, Simon & Schuster Online, Simon & Schuster U.K., and Simon & Schuster Australia. For more information about Simon & Schuster, visit our website at www.simonsays.com. |
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