Hollyoaks fever brings out all the soap hopers; Our man Dan decides that he can be a teen idol in Channel 4's big hit ... but finds a lot of young competition.
SCOTLAND produced 10,000 would-be soap stars yesterday - and brought Edinburgh's Royal Mile to a standstill standstill /stand·still/ (stand´stil?) cessation of activity, as of the heart (cardiac s.) or chest (respiratory s.) .
Complete cessation of activity or progress. .
In town were the producers of the Channel 4 teen soap Hollyoaks, searching for new talent to fill the shoes of departing cast members.
In the middle of the crush was yours truly, Record reporter and wannabe teen heart-throb, ready to audition for a part in Mersey Television's hit show.
In London last weekend more than 20,000 would-be TV stars turned up for the same auditions, which are being held around Britain over the next fortnight fort·night
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[Middle English fourtenight, alteration of fourtene night, fourteen nights : Old English f .
On Saturday, the queue at Channel 4's headquarters in central London The term Central London refers to the districts of London which are considered closest to the centre. There is no such conventional definition, nor any official one, for the entire area that can be called "central London". , was over half a mile, so my chances were not looking good.
On the journey through to Edinburgh, I realised just how slim my chances were. Sitting across from me on the Edinburgh express train were three of the most perfect female specimens I had ever laid eyes on, each one determined to get a part in Hollyoaks.
In fact, the whole train resembled a scene from Fame. At one point, it was impossible to move for dancers doing leg exercises in the aisle.
As I arrived at the audition venue, The Hub on the Royal Mile, I looked along the endless queue of hopefuls, thousands of them, each one brimming brim
1. The rim or uppermost edge of a hollow container or natural basin.
2. A projecting rim or edge: the brim of a hat.
3. A border or an edge. See Synonyms at border. with confidence and enthusiasm.
There was only one thing for it - I had to skip the queue.
It was quite easy really. I pretended pre·tend·ed
1. Not genuine or sincere; feigned: a pretended interest in the proceedings.
2. Supposed; alleged: the pretended heir to the throne. I was doubled over with stomach cramps and a kindly security guard escorted me into the Hollyoaks inner sanctum to use the toilet.
Who said this acting lark lark, common name for members of the large family Alaudidae, perching birds of terrestrial habits, chiefly of the Old World and best-known through the skylark, Alauda arvensis. was difficult?
Inside the Hub, a converted church used as a theatre during the Fringe Festival, the scene was bedlam.
Teenagers lined up in their droves fixing their make-up, fluffing their hair and rehearsing their lines.
At the front of the queue, behind an imposing desk, sat the casting director, Dorothy Andrew, famed for having one of the finest "eyes" in the business and responsible for casting the Oscar hit Chariots Of Fire.
I immediately figured I needed some advice so I looked around and spotted Hollyoaks star Gary Lucy Gary Edward Lucy (born 27 November, 1981 in Chigwell, Essex), is an English television actor, best known for his role as PC Will Fletcher on ITV1 police drama The Bill, and as Kyle Pascoe on another former ITV1 drama Footballers' Wives Family signing autographs in the corner.
Gary, 18, a former professional footballer, is better known, as Luke Morgan Lucas "Luke" Morgan was a fictional character on long-running Channel 4 British television soap opera Hollyoaks.
He was played by actor Gary Lucy between 1999-2002. , the Hollyoaks heart-throb who starred in last month's controversial male rape scene. I asked: "Gary, how do I get a part in Hollyoaks?"
"Well ,that's a hard one to answer," said Gary looking over his shoulder for a security man.
"The key to getting into this job is to have a lot of self-belief and most importantly Adv. 1. most importantly - above and beyond all other consideration; "above all, you must be independent"
above all, most especially determination and perseverance Perseverance
See also Determination.
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"So how did you get your part in Hollyoaks, Gary?"
"My aunt is a casting director," came the deadpan reply.
No clearer on the key to an actor's life, I followed what Gary had advised me on determination - I jumped the queue again. I was told to simply say my name, age and occupation.
"What about the Shakespeare?" I asked and I was promptly shown what I thought was the door.
In fact, I had made it through to the second stage and was directed to a small room at the back of the church for a reading.
Inside, a television crew was filming several aspiring as·pire
intr.v. as·pired, as·pir·ing, as·pires
1. To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongly: aspired to stardom.
2. young actresses reading out a prepared script.
The script was simple enough. I had gone back to a girl's flat and all I had to say were the words "Nice gaff, darling" and then agree to a coffee with the immortal line, "Yeah, cool, that would be nice."
So, of course I fluffed my lines.
Dorothy has spent the past three days interviewing 20,000 hopefuls. By the time the Hollyoaks roadshow trundles on to Cardiff and Chester, where the soap is set, she will have met 40,000 aspiring actors.
She said: "This isn't easy, but you get an eye for these things. You are always looking for Looking for
In the context of general equities, this describing a buy interest in which a dealer is asked to offer stock, often involving a capital commitment. Antithesis of in touch with. a spark. You know when you see it.
"We've had a lot of positive candidates come through in Scotland. The best thing is they are all fresh and not just going through the audition circuit."
Enough about all that - what about my chances?
Dorothy said: "Well not too bad. I'd maybe have taken you four years ago, you certainly can talk.
"Perhaps you'd fit into a more mature role. Don't call us though, well get in touch with you."
Not everyone was tossed on to the acting scrapheap though. Kilwinning student Simone Lucas was chosen from thousands of aspiring stars to go forward for a screen test. The 21-year-old media student said: "I couldn't believe it when I was picked out. All I did was walk up to the table and give my name and age, the next thing I knew I was reading a script with Gary Lucy.
"It was really nerve-racking but I'm absolutely determined to be an actress."
Another hopeful, Lisa Livingstone, travelled from Aberdeen at 4am yesterday morning. She said: "I couldn't believe it when I saw the queue - about 1000 people.
"When I finally got through, I was just thrilled to be asked to read out a script. Most people were sent packing."
Scots-based Wheel of Fortune star, Jenny Powell For other people by the name of Jenny Powell, see .
Jenny Powell (born 8 April 1968 in Ilford, London), is a British television presenter. She attended Woodford County High School for Girls in Woodford Green. , also appeared at the auditions, but claimed she had no aspirations aspirations npl → aspiraciones fpl (= ambition); ambición f
aspirations npl (= hopes, ambition) → aspirations fpl to be a soap star.
She said: "I'm just here to help.
"If you need some counselling then I'd be able to help you, but I'm sure you'll recover if your not chosen."
For this young journalist, a life as a soap star was clearly never meant to be but the next time I visit a girl's house, I know how to say "Nice gaff, darling" - a winning line, it seems.