Hillary's Salvo.

"If my husband," Hill said, "had
Read that heads-up"--she was mad--
"He'd have jetted to New York
Like"--I paraphrase--"a stork"
(An avenging stork) "and stopped
All that mess before it popped."
Here's the problem: When the Cole
Got it, Bill's eyes didn't roll.
--W.H. VON DREELE