Hide 'n' peek.

My BFF has hottie twin cousins, and we were all playing hide 'n' seek. She and I found a great hiding spot by the barn, but there's a little fence to jump over to get to base. So when the guys ran toward us, we hopped the fence. She made it over, but my shorts were caught and got a huge hole in them. Now, the doubly dreamy duo remembers me as the girl who ripped her pants at their cousin's house!

My class was taking a field trip to see a play about pilgrims. I was totally psyched that we didn't have to wear our uniforms that day, so I bought a cute dress and matching sweater. The day of the trip, I went to school in my cool new outfit. Only, everyone else was wearing their uniforms. The trip was the following day!

My crush got the part of the turkey in my school's Thanksgiving play, and there's a scene in which the Indians drag the bird to a tepee. As we dragged him, I saw his pants were unzipped so, forgetting the mics, I yelled "Your zipper's down!" He really wanted to fly the coop.

At a family dinner, my bonehead jock cousin shoved a potato chip into my cake. So I yelled, "You butt!" He yelled back, "That's not nice!" I replied, "OK, you're a nice butt!" The room fell silent--all anyone had heard was "nice butt." They thought I was complimenting my loser cousin's hiney.

I spotted my crush at his locker, so I walked up popping gum. I decided to blow a bubble to look cool. But instead of blowing a bubble, I blew the gum out of my mouth. My cutie looked at me, laughed and asked, "Who were you aiming for?" I felt so stupid.

I was at the movies with some friends. When I got up for a refill, the seat collapsed and I fell right through! Theatergoers found that way more entertaining than the movie.

One Halloween, I was trick-or-treating without a flashlight, walking across a yard, I felt my foot slip into a hole and fell flat on my face onto slimy, wet grass! A bunch of guys on the back porch saw what happened and were cracking up. One of them goes, "I told you to cover that hole up. That's the third person tonight!"

My family was on an Alaskan cruise and had just finished dinner. I went to our cabin while my parents talked over coffee. I was changing out of my clothes and dancing to a music vid when room service opened the door to leave chocolates on our pillows. The guy looked more shocked and horrified than I was as he handed the candy to me.

I got stuck taking my little brothers trick-or-treating last Halloween. One guy answered the door dressed as Santa. My baby bro screamed that the dude wasn't really Santa. He tried to pull his beard off, but it wasn't fake so the guy screamed in pain as my brother ran to the next house!

I was doing homework when the phone rang. The caller said he was my crush, asking me on a date. I was sure it was my brother, so I played along with it and said mean things to confuse him. The next day, I found out my crush was too shy to call and had gotten his kid brother to do it for him. I wanted to switch schools even cities!