Hey, hold off."My BF broke up with me because he thought I was holding hands with another boy, who's really hot. But I wasn't!" BILL I wouldn't mention the "really hot" part to your ex. Do something special to let him know he's your main guy--before his warm feelings for you go cold. DAVE A file sharing program from Thursby Software Systems, Inc., Arlington, TX (www.thursby.com) that allows a Macintosh to share files with a PC. Designed specifically for and needing installation only on the Mac, DAVE works with Microsoft's native SMB/CIFS file sharing protocols and uses Even if you didn't hold hands, you were probably close enough to this dude to plant some suspicion in your boyfriend's head. So you need to create plenty of space--much more than arm's length--from the hottie if you have any chance at getting your ex back. BILL I've seen this problem before.... Was it Shakespeare? Jane Austen? No, wait--Dr. Phil! Jealousy's been around forever, and it's not going away anytime soon. Give your boyfriend the benefit of the doubt, but keep an eye on his actions--which speak louder than words. DAVE You've heard of "minding your P's & Q's." I have no idea what that means, but this guy needs to mind his B's & F's. Best. Friends. Forever. If he thinks dating you will get him closer to your bud, that's not likely. Hope she's a loyal pal. I'm lacking in the BF department. Guys never start convos with me, but they stare and whisper See WISPr. , "She's hot." Confusing con·fuse v. con·fused, con·fus·ing, con·fus·es v.tr. 1. a. To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence or understanding; throw off. b. . DAVE It's, uh, her, well, you know, tough for guys to strike up small talk with an intimidatingly beautiful girl. So help a fella out, and ask him if he watched the game last night. BILL You have Beautiful Person Pedestal pedestal In Classical architecture, a support or base for a column, statue, vase, or obelisk. It may be square, octagonal, or circular. A single pedestal may also support a group of columns, or colonnade (see podium). Syndrome. Others put really striking people on a pedestal On a Pedestal is an EP by the Swedish band Adhesive, released in 1998. Track listing
A statue is a sculpture depicting a specific entity, usually a person, event, animal or object. Its primary concern is representational. A small statue is called statuette. . Great for the museum-goer. Tough for the statue. Let people know you're not just a vision to behold be·hold v. be·held , be·hold·ing, be·holds v.tr. 1. a. To perceive by the visual faculty; see: beheld a tiny figure in the distance. b. . I am hosting a boy-girl party. What do guys like to do at parties? Any advice? BILL We're not an entirely different species. We like a lot of the same things as girls--music, laughing, talking, eating, games. Give it a try! DAVE We're an entirely different species. We don't like any of the same things as girls. We listen to different music, eat gross food and laugh at fart jokes. |
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