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HE'S GOT YOU, BABE.


Byline: TOM HOFFARTH

Got your dingy moored in McCovey Cove this weekend? Or would the best way to net a Barry Bonds souvenir be to wait for the biohazzard medical-waste truck to pull up to the AT&T Park back-door entrance?

So this ``Barry vs. The Babe'' thing has nothing to do with a Kimberly Bell palimony palimony n. a substitute for alimony in cases in which the couple were not married but lived together for a long period and then terminated their relationship.  suit?

--If Hideki Matsui didn't officially appear in Thursday's game when he broke his wrist, how do the Yankees explain what happened on the insurance forms?

--Would the Yankees be interested in picking up Odalis Perez if he could play a little left field? Can't they just activate Oscar Gamble?

--So whatever will become of Dionner Navarro?

--Who's willing to take a chance with Dontrelle Willis now?

--Didn't you peg the current Clippers' postseason to end before Frankie Muniz' series finale (Sunday, 8 p.m.) on ``Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm in the Middle is a seven-time Emmy-winning,[1] one-time Grammy-winning[1] and seven-time Golden Globe-nominated[1] American sitcom created by Linwood Boomer for the Fox Network. ?''

--How does the fake shine ever come off Donald Sterling's grill now?

--The Clippers surely would have gone this far this fast had they stuck a fork in the Kobe steak a couple years back, right?

--How do you figure Mark Cuban pays all those NBA NBA
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--When will Matt Leinart's CAA Caa

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 handlers realize that manufacturing all these pathetic buzz-ops with Ms.Hilton, or planting him courtside at high-profile sporting events, or even giving him a cameo in the new gym flick ``Stick It!'' (check it out, about three-quarters of the way through, the sales clerk at the department store has to be him) eventually will overexpose o·ver·ex·pose  
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 the already fragile product and backfire with potential endorsement deals?

--How much longer do the Angels wait before making the embarassing move of swapping out Jeff Weaver (1-5, 6.53 ERA) for Jared Weaver?

--If Roger Clemens just decides to stay retired, throw a little BP to the rooks Rooks can refer to:

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 and kept popping the Nolan Ryan- perscribed Advil, would the game really be that worse off? And being in Houston, how is it that ``The Rocket'' doesn't have any endorsement deals with NASA NASA: see National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
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--It's not like Rick Sutcliffe was hatin' on the Padres' team massage girl, right? Wasn't he just doing his Harry Caray immitation?

--Is it just killing what's left of the Kings' front office watching the peaking Ducks paddle through the Western Conference as if they've got it all figured out? After all, what's the big deal about teal?

--What kind of man is Rick Adelman to just let the aloof Maloofs kick him to the curb without at least one comped weekend at the Palms?

--If we've seen the last of Smush Parker, can we at least license the name and pin it on the next point guard who comes in and can't finish the job?

--Will you just quit with the text messages asking if Kobe quit in Game 7?
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Publication:Daily News (Los Angeles, CA)
Date:May 13, 2006
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