Greetings from your home town ...CANCER June 21-July 22 Lately you've felt like a Log Cabin Republican deciding whether to support Bush. Now let the new you emerge from your shell (even if the cash flow's a trickle). Heck, come out to your family if you haven't already. Regardless, you can go home again--and should. LEO July 23-August 22 Poor kitty. Feeling so misunderstood and unloved. Well, stop pussyfooting around and put your foot down. Just don't roar too loud or you'll sound like a desperate drama queen (or king). Play it safe Restrict travel to surfing exotic chat rooms. VIRGO August 23-September 22 Sufferin' Sappho Sappho (săf`ō), fl. early 6th cent. B.C., greatest of the early Greek lyric poets (Plato calls her "the tenth Muse"), b. Mytilene on Lesbos. Facts about her life are scant. She was an aristocrat, who wrote poetry for her circle of friends, mostly but not exclusively women. She may have had a daughter.! Is midsummer madness giving you a wee persecution complex? Get some perspective, queer dearie: Prostrate you self at Amsterdam's Homomonument, then hit a liberal local bar for a real Dutch treat. LIBRA September 23-October 22 You get dangerous hotter as summer progresses. Plus you're a slave to you impulses, which leads to emotional, financial, and sexual extravagance. Opt for something cultural, like the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, to let loose in an artsy way. SCORPIO Scorpio, constellation: see Scorpius. October 23-November 21 Coworkers are whispering about your temper. Don't care! Suppressing your nervous Nellie Nervous Nellie An investor who isn't comfortable with investing and the risks associated with it.Notes: If a nervous nellie ever does decide to invest, he or she is likely to liquidate the investment at any time. See also: One Night Stand, Panic Selling, Risk side is the emotional equivalent of kissing strangers. Go--alone--on an enlightening volunteer vacation ... then attend Workaholics Anonymous. SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius (săjĭtâr`ēəs) [Lat.,=the archer], constellation lying on the ecliptic (the sun's apparent path through the heavens) between Scorpius and Capricornus; it is one of the constellations of the zodiac. It is traditionally depicted as a centaur drawing his bow to release an arrow. November 22-December 21 Your famed wanderlust is damn lusty: Satisfy it before july 23. Of course, there's nothing like working out, then working through kinks at home or work. So exercise some restraints at Toronto's Folsom Fair North before you're chained to the desk later this summer: CAPRICORN December 22-January 19 It's not enough to put bread on the table, Cappie. You have to set the table. Surely your Machiavellian mind can concoct a way to make gobbling bratwurst at Munich pride (or herring at Stockholm pride) a biz trip--and your current amour tax-deductible. See? You can eat it too! AQUARIUS January 20-February 18 Sweetie, don't keep your longing to settle down on the DL. After August 17 take your boyfriend somewhere reasonably romantic. Jerusalem's WoddPride event would satisfy the hunk and humanitarian in you alike. Single? Those Israelis sure look good on the kibbutz kibbutz: see collective farm. or in khakis! PISCES Pisces (pī`sēz) [Lat.,=the fishes], constellation lying directly S of Andromeda and on the ecliptic (the sun's apparent path through the heavens) between Aries and Aquarius; it is one of the constellations of the zodiac. Pisces is traditionally depicted as two fishes. February 19-March 20 Sing out, Louise! Your theme songs-affirmations:"Let Hie HIE - Al-Hassan Industrial Estate HIE - Hazard Identification and Evaluation (more commonly abbreviated HI&E) HIE - Health Informatics Europe (journal) HIE - Health Information Exchange HIE - Health Insurance Enrollment HIE - Health Insurance Exception HIE - Health Insurance Experiment HIE - High Speed Infrared (Film, Kodak) HIE - Highlands and Islands Enterprise (Scotland) Entertain You" and "I Feel Pretty." Let it all hang out on Mexico's Hidden Beach (hit the gym so nothing hangs unattractively). Get hungover and ignore nagging voices inside your head and out. ARIES March 21-April 19 Shackles don't become you even in your dungeon, but you're so sickeningly domestic, you might as well make it official. Propose a Canadian getaway with your wife-to-be in early July, perhaps the weekend of the 15th. Tying the knot between late july and mid August could lead to that tied-down feeling. TAURUS April 20-May 20 You feel surprisingly bullish on change, but beware of bulldozing others, especially come August. If kids or parents prove burdensome, don't pretend you're in a Desperate Housewives rerun. Forestall fireworks with a July 4 jaunt to visit relatives you actually like. GEMINI May 21-June 20 Oh, you iridescent social butterfly, flitting and fluttering so much even Lady Bunny would wig out. Creative types can make contacts galore; try sashaying to La-La Land's Outfest. Tip: Don't dish dirt unless you want your dirty Calvin Kleins aired. |
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