Greetings from Vegas.GEMINI May 21-June 20 Bleeding from April's IRS-timates? Blowing a refund that would fill the gap in a banana republic's trade deficit? Worry not: You're at your flirtin', flittin' best, more cutting than the Scissor scissor pertaining to scissors; like scissors in effect. scissor bite see scissor bite. scissor mouth a narrow space between the rami of the mandible so that the molar arcades do not meet. Sisters. Flash it at Vegas while your gambling and gamboling luck holds. Just keep the trips domestic; foreign affairs could trip you up at work. CANCER June 21-July 22 Feeling soft-shelled, crabs? It's all in your subconscious. You might take some unexpected job-related journeys, but the truly rewarding exploration involves soul-searching, discovering your innermost desires and hidden agendas. Think of it as psychic spring cleaning. The result could prove more exciting than The L Words season climax. LEO July 23-August 22 You luscious lions embark on a voyage of upward mobility, prowling prowl v. prowled, prowl·ing, prowls v.tr. To roam through stealthily, as in search of prey or plunder: prowled the alleys of the city after dark. v.intr. the latest see-and-be-seen scenes more doggedly than the Fab Five. Alas, things may not purr along back home; tossing your mane indiscriminately could turn your main squeeze into a choke hold. Suggest a break to avoid a breakup. Just remember: don't cat around. VIRGO August 23-September 22 Hon, all work and no play All Work & No Play is the demo CD released by the Christian rock band Relient K in 1998. It caught the attention of dcTalk's Toby McKeehan, who subsequently signed them to Gotee Records. Only a limited number were ever produced. makes even Jack McFarland a dull queen. Let your pals stage an intervention and do something wildly disorderly like camping in Yosemite (or the Castro). Communing with nature, however messy, actually helps you organize your ideas--and it's the perfect excuse to indulge your L.L. Bean fetish. LIBRA September 23-October 22 Hmm. Is that new hottie a potential soul mate or cell mate? Is your career really percolating, or is work just an espresso daily grind? Relax, doll, luck is on your side (along with sudden love handles). Lobby for any biz assignments overseas--work it off sightseeing. SCORPIO October 23-November 21 You ignite the boardroom and the bedroom; beware fireworks fireworks: see pyrotechnics. fireworks Explosives or combustibles used for display. Of ancient Chinese origin, fireworks evidently developed out of military rockets and explosive missiles and accompanied the spread of military explosives westward to the last week of May. Mid June sparks compassion for the less fortunate. Emulating Angelina Jolie nets major karmic brownie points, so broaden those horizons: Volunteer to combat AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa or rebuild tsunami-ravaged Asia. SAGITTARIUS November 22-December 21 Early in May, new exercise routines get you out of personal ruts and into rutting form. That extra energy helps whip partnerships into shape when potential power plays (sorry, not the intialed kind) dominate late May. You'll emerge on top personally and professionally so pamper pam·per tr.v. pam·pered, pam·per·ing, pam·pers 1. To treat with excessive indulgence: pampered their child. 2. yourself after June 4 with a juicy jaunt. CAPRICORN December 22-January 19 This spring you can rustle rus·tle v. rus·tled, rus·tling, rus·tles v.intr. 1. To move with soft fluttering or crackling sounds. 2. To move or act energetically or with speed. 3. To forage food. the spreadsheets and the bedsheets. Partners long to embrace the buff superhero su·per·he·ro n. pl. su·per·he·roes A figure, especially in a comic strip or cartoon, endowed with superhuman powers and usually portrayed as fighting evil or crime. or heroine underneath the starched stuffed shirt Holiday somewhere that gets your creative and other juices flowing--maybe Manchester, England's artsy art·sy adj. art·si·er, art·si·est Informal Arty. Queer Up North festival. AQUARIUS January 20-February 18 In late May, go exotic! You're so hot that you'd outsizzle any Brazilian boy (or girl) from Ipanema. Since you water bearers composed the tune for that different drummer, samba at Aquarian-ruled Sao Paulo's pride festival, with a soothing side trip to save the Amazon rain forest. PISCES Pisces (pī`sēz) [Lat.,=the fishes], constellation lying directly S of Andromeda and on the ecliptic (the sun's apparent path through the heavens) between Aries and Aquarius; it is one of the constellations of the zodiac. February 19-March 20 Poor guppies ''This article is about an American pop-culture term. For the fish, see Guppy Guppies is an acronym which stands for Generation X Yuppies. The combination of the two nelogistic generational terms is used to loosely identify anyone who was in their twenties during the 1990s, ! Does life resemble a reality-show fishbowl complete with manipulative editing? Swimming against the tide? Then whisk partners away for a communicative spiritual retreat Single? Paint P-town even pinker. Don't play barracuda--except in bed. ARIES Aries (âr`ēz) [Lat.,=the ram], constellation lying on the ecliptic (the sun's apparent path through the heavens) between Taurus and Pisces; it is one of the constellations of the zodiac. It contains the bright star Hamal (Alpha Arietis). March 21-April 19 This spring highlights family harmony. Take the kids somewhere suitably Disneyesque. You're also feeling handy and hands-on, so emulate those Extreme Makeover hunk and hunkette TV carpenters. Repair any cracks at home (and that includes relationship renovations). TAURUS April 20-May 20 Moola-la! You bulls are cash cows for your fave charities as you network and work the Net the second half of May. Why not combine quick Human Rights Campaign fund-raising hops with antiquing,? Speaking of fragile items, surprise visits to homophobic siblings could prove surprisingly profitable. |
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