Greetings from Lesbianville U.S.A.: grrrls, goddesses, and Gloria Steinem! Northampton, Mass., is the Sapphic center of America, tucked away among New England academia.In 1851 the famed diva Jenny Lind, known as the Swedish Nightingale, sang at the Academy of Music opera house in Northampton, Mass. Lind was so taken with the quaint New England town The New England town is the basic unit of local government in each of the six New England states. An institution that does not have a direct counterpart in most other U.S. states, New England towns are conceptually similar to civil townships in that they were originally set up so that she called it the Paradise of America. In 1992-141 years after Lind's visit--The National Enquirer En`quir´er n. 1. See Inquirer. Noun 1. enquirer - someone who asks a question asker, inquirer, querier, questioner published an article about Northampton, dubbing it "Lesbianville, U.S.A." Both pronouncements mean pretty much the same thing. While the Enquirer's claim that "10,000 cuddling, kissing lesbians" call it home sweet home is a slight exaggeration, my adopted hometown of just under 30,000--located in the western part of Massachusetts about three hours north of Manhattan and two hours west of Boston--is indeed chock-full of dykes. Take a walk up Main Street and you're bound to see two women holding hands or a female couple pushing a baby carriage. Cars parked in the John E. Gare parking garage (a.k.a. the "gay-rage," the best place to park downtown) are decorated with rainbow decals and bumper stickers that proclaim "My Other Car Is a Broom," "Hate Is Not a Family Value," and "Back Off: I'm a Goddess."Just how lesbian-friendly is this town? My hairdresser, therapist, doctor, dentist, veterinarian veterinarian /vet·er·i·nar·i·an/ (vet?er-i-nar´e-an) a person trained and authorized to practice veterinary medicine and surgery; a doctor of veterinary medicine. vet·er·i·nar·i·an n. , and landlady landlady n. female of landlord or owner of real property from whom one rents or leases. (See: landlord) were 'all lesbians until this year, when I switched hairdressers and my therapist switched teams. So how did Northampton become Lesbianville, U.S.A.? No one knows for sure. Perhaps it was fated in 1884, when Thomas M. Shepherd designed the official city seal, which depicts the Goddess of Knowledge holding hands with the Maiden Charity. (And quite a fetching couple they make!) Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the town is home to Smith College, the nation's largest liberal arts college Liberal arts colleges are primarily colleges with an emphasis upon undergraduate study in the liberal arts. The Encyclopædia Britannica Concise offers the following definition of the liberal arts as a, "college or university curriculum aimed at imparting general knowledge for women. In addition to being the site of the very first women's basketball Women's basketball is one of the few games which developed in tandem with men's. It became popular, spreading from the east coast of the United States to the west coast, in large part via women's colleges. game (in 1892), Smith College claims many pioneering feminists in its roster of alumnae, including Betty Friedan Noun 1. Betty Friedan - United States feminist who founded a national organization for women (born in 1921) Betty Naomi Friedan, Betty Naomi Goldstein Friedan, Friedan , class of '42, author of The Feminine Mystique, and Gloria Steinem Noun 1. Gloria Steinem - United States feminist (born in 1934) Steinem , class of '56, founder of Ms. magazine. Perhaps "Hamp," as the townies This article is about the TV show. For the slang term, see townie. Townies was a short-lived situation comedy broadcast in 1996 by ABC. It was set in Gloucester, Massachusetts and starred Molly Ringwald, Jenna Elfman, Bill Burr, Conchata Ferrell, Lauren Graham, and Ron call it, became the lesbian capital of the Eastern Seaboard because so many amazing women have lived here: aviator Amelia Earhart, antislavery and women's rights The effort to secure equal rights for women and to remove gender discrimination from laws, institutions, and behavioral patterns. The women's rights movement began in the nineteenth century with the demand by some women reformers for the right to vote, known as suffrage, and activist Sojourner Truth, and author of Dykes to Watch Out For Dykes to Watch Out For (sometimes DTWOF) is a comic strip by Alison Bechdel. The strip began in 1983. DTWOF documents the life, loves, and politics of a fairly diverse group of characters (most of them lesbians) living in a medium-sized city in the United Alison Bechdel. Or perhaps the fact that so many lesbians choose to settle here is just a happy coincidence. And how did I, a nice Jewish dyke from Brooklyn, wind up in the town formerly known as Norwottuck (a Native American word meaning "in the midst Adv. 1. in the midst - the middle or central part or point; "in the midst of the forest"; "could he walk out in the midst of his piece?" midmost of the river")? That's another happy coincidence. In fall 1982 I was living in New York City New York City: see New York, city. New York City City (pop., 2000: 8,008,278), southeastern New York, at the mouth of the Hudson River. The largest city in the U.S. and quickly realizing that being a starving writer is much more romantic in theory than in practice. I knew I had to move when I got home from work and found my cat batting around a water bug the size of a hockey puck. But where would I go? In desperation I wrote to several friends to see if they would take me in. The only one who responded lived in a small city I had never heard of." Northampton. She called and said, "Come. I think you'll love it here." Did she know something I didn't? Maybe. (Though she was straight at the time--as was I--she'd recently had her first affair with a woman and told me that though it was the best sex she'd ever had, she was going back to men. Hey, whatever floats your boat.) Shortly after arriving in town, I was waiting at a bus stop when a short-haired woman wearing a double-bladed ax pendant around her neck said to me, "That man is bothering me. Can you pretend we're together?" Being a good feminist, I said sure, and we began a conversation that ended with my new friend inviting me to a party file following night. (When I think back on this incident, I still don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. if my pal was really being hassled or if she was trying to pick me up.) I went to the party, and lo and behold, 'all the guests were lesbians! That night I came out, though not in the way that you think. Sadly, my hostess and I never became girlfriends, but it didn't matter. Sitting in her living room surrounded by all those "wimmin-loving wimmin," as we said back then, I knew I'd come home. And I've been a resident of "Noho," as some in the arty crowd call it, ever since. To get the inside scoop, visit the local book and gift shop, Pride and Joy, which is located downtown on Crafts Avenue, right across from the side entrance to city hall. The door to the store is always plastered with fliers about upcoming events, and everyone who works at Pride and Joy is extremely helpful, especially owner Mark Carmien--who said when he heard I was writing this article, "Don't forget to mention the fags." Would I, a tried-and-true fag hag, forget the boys? Never! Especially the ones like Mark, who proudly marched under a banner that read FAGS FROM LESBIANVILLE during a gay rights march on Washington, D.C. Lesbianville welcomes boys bois, boyz, girls, grrrls, women, wimmin, womyn Womyn is one of a number of alternate spellings of the word "woman", which insane lesbian feminist nazi-communist bitches use to describe themselves. Commies? LET ME AT THEM Background The original meaning of the English word "man" (from Proto-Germanic mannaz , and everyone in between. Likewise, we are a community that offers a wide variety of entertainment, whatever your persuasion. If you are into the arts scene, you're sure to find a performance to suit your taste on any, night of the week. The Calvin, a performance center located on King Street, has in recent memory hosted Ellen DeGeneres, Margaret Cho, k.d. lang, and the Indigo Girls. For the theater crowd, Smith College produced an all-female production of Shakespeare's King Lear Another play, Leah Ryan's Raised by Lesbians, made its debut (where else?) right here in Lesbianville, U.S.A, produced by our own New Century Theatre. It's not for nothing that our motto is "Small-town charm, big-city excitement." There's so much going on here that Northampton was named the top small arts town by John Villani, author of The 100 Best Small Art Towns in America. If visual art is your thing, there are many galleries downtown worth your perusal. Then turn down Cracker Barrel Alley (off Main Street, right across from the front entrance to city hall) and feast your eyes on a 3,216 square-foot mural titled The History of Women in Northampton From 1600 to 1980. Painted in 1980 by the Hestia Art Collective, the mural features many local heroes, including Sophia Smith, the founder of Smith College, and the aforementioned Sojourner Truth. The mural was restored and updated in 2003 and now includes portraits of Mary Ford, Northampton's first female mayor, and Mary Clare Higgins, Northampton's first out-and-proud lesbian mayor, who presides over our fair city to this day. If you are of a literary nature, visit Smith College's new Poetry Center, located on campus in Wright Hall. There, behind glass, sit before handwritten hand·write tr.v. hand·wrote , hand·writ·ten , hand·writ·ing, hand·writes To write by hand. [Back-formation from handwritten.] Adj. 1. drafts of some of Sylvia Plath's poetry-viewing them for the first time brought tears to my eves. The Poetry Center sponsors readings throughout the academic year and has featured three former U.S. poets laureate: Billy Collins, Stanley Kunitz, and Louise Gluck. (Northampton even has its own city-appointed poet laureate: out lesbian Janet Aalfs.) You can also take a short drive over the Coolidge Bridge into Amherst and tour the estate of lesbian literary icon Emily Dickinson. If you love the great outdoors, you'll be pleased to know that Northampton sits on the banks of the Connecticut River and offers plenty of opportunities for hiking, biking, kayaking, and the like. The Norwottuck Rail Trail The Norwottuck Rail Trail is a 9.5 mile combination bicycle/pedestrian paved right-of-way running from Northampton, Massachusetts to Belchertown, Massachusetts. It opened in 1992. It passes through the towns of Hadley and Amherst. No motor vehicles or horses are allowed. , located off Damon Road, follows the former Boston and Maine Railroad The Boston and Maine Railroad (AAR reporting marks BM), also known by the abbreviation B&M, was the dominant railroad of the northern New England region of the United States for a century. It is now part of the Pan Am Railways network. right-of-way for close to 10 miles through Northampton, Hadle and Amherst. Since it is a paved trail, it's perfect for running, cycling, blading, and cross-country skiing. And if you're looking for Looking for In the context of general equities, this describing a buy interest in which a dealer is asked to offer stock, often involving a capital commitment. Antithesis of in touch with. something really exciting to do while in town, you and your sweetheart can always get married. Here in Northampton, as in the rest of Massachusetts, marriage between two women or two men is perfectly legal. All you have to do is get a blood test and fill out a form stating either that you live in Massachusetts or you intend to live in Massachusetts. According to my dictionary, the word intend means "to have in mind as something to be done or brought about." That's rather open to interpretation, don't you think? I, for one, intend to win a Pulitzer Prize some day; but whether that will happen remains to be seen. In any event, Pride and Joy has a loose-leaf notebook labeled "The Wedding Album" that is full of info on gay marriage. JM the JR an out lesbian justice of the peace, would be happy to officiate of·fi·ci·ate v. of·fi·ci·at·ed, of·fi·ci·at·ing, of·fi·ci·ates v.intr. 1. To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority. 2. To serve as an officiant. at your ceremony. The posh Hotel Northampton has been known to rent out its bridal suite to a couple of brides. If you wish to spice up your honeymoon, head down Center Street and visit Gazebo gazebo Lookout in the form of a turret, cupola (small, lanternlike dome), or garden house set on a height to give an extensive view. Few late-18th- and 19th-century rustic gazebos survive, but 17th-century turrets built up in an angle of the garden wall are not uncommon. , a women's lingerie store with a very lesbian friendly' staff. At Gazebo you can find everything from silk pajamas pajamas Noun, pl US pyjamas pajamas npl (US) → pijama msg; piyama msg (LAM to lace teddies labeled with PETITE, SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, RUBENESQUE, VOLUPTUOUS, and ZAFTIG. Finally, if you're looking for the perfect Northampton keepsake, I suggest a pair of matching mugs from Pride and Joy emblazoned with the WORDS NORTHAMPTON: WHERE THE COFFEE IS STRONG AND SO ARE THE WOMEN. Like Jenny Lind said: Paradise. ESSENTIALS NORTHAMPTON ACCOMMODATIONS Inexpensive-Moderate: Autumn Inn Inn (259 Elm St.; 413-584-7660; $80-$119) offers quiet country charm only one mile from downtown. Tin Roof Bed and Breakfast ... For Women and Their Friends (located in nearby Hadley; 413-586-8665; $70) is a lesbian-owned 1909 farmhouse with three guest rooms, shared bath, and resident cats. Just like home! Expensive: Hotel Northampton (36 King St.; 413-584-3100; $150-$500) is a 99-room hotel built in 1786 and located in the heart of downtown. Elegant and classy with a roaring fireplace in the lobby in winter and an excellent restaurant that offers outdoor dining in summer. RESTAURANTS Inexpensive-Moderate: Try the lesbian-owned Bela Vegetarian Restaurant (68 Masonic St.; 413-586-8011); Great Wall (176 Pine St., Florence; 413-582-0399), with the best Chinese food ever (ask for the special menu); or lesbian-owned Cuisine du Soleil (25 West St.; 413-586-7500) with its Mediterranean-inspired gourmet take-out, several outdoor tables, and special picnic baskets for two. Expensive: Del Ray Bar and Grill (One Bridge St.; 413-586-2664) has dinner entrees $22-$28. The braised braise tr.v. braised, brais·ing, brais·es To cook (meat or vegetables) by browning in fat, then simmering in a small quantity of liquid in a covered container. hazelnut duck is to die for! Circa (57 Center St.; 413-586-2622) has French-inspired cuisine. NIGHTLIFE Divas (492 Pleasant St.; 413-586-8161) is where the girls are! Calvin Theatre and Performing Arts Center A performing arts center, often abbreviated PAC, is a multi-use performance space that can be adapted for use by various types of the performing arts, including dance, music and theatre. (19 King St.; 413-586-8686) features nationally known performers. Iron Horse Music Hall The Iron Horse Music Hall is a music venue located in Northampton, Massachusetts, west of Boston and north of Springfield, Massachusetts. Its motto is Music Alone Shall Live. (20 Center St.; 413-584-0610) invites you to eat dinner and enjoy live music--jazz, pop, folk, and more. The Out Traveler Ratings: Northampton Gay-Friendly *** Legal Domestic Partnerships *** Adoption Laws *** Antidiscrimination Laws *** HIV Information *** Gay Scene *** *** Excellent ** Fair * Poor |
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