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My best friends and I were playing Truth or Dare at school, and they dared me to kiss my crush. He kissed me for like three seconds. Afterward he said, "I would love you to meet my girlfriend." She had seen the entire thing and poured milk down my shirt for it!

A friend drove from the city to my parents' dairy farm to see me, and he brought this cute guy. They parked and left the car radio blaring. Our cows had never heard loud music before, and they came running up to us! They stood with their heads hanging over the fence, mooing. The curie was so shocked, his mouth hung open as wide as the cows'.

I was out to dinner with my family, and our waiter was adorable. My dad knew I thought he was cute. When the waiter came back around, my dad asked him if he was a rock star and if he was available!

I went to the bathroom at my crush's house, and I put my phone on the back of the toilet. It was on "vibrate" because we'd been watching a DVD. As I flushed, someone called me and my phone slid down the toilet. My crush's dad had to fish it out. Ew!

My crush and I were talking on the porch, and I didn't realize one of my chair legs was hanging off the step. When he leaned over to kiss me, I fell to the ground and broke my arm. I was in a cast for three months! At least my crush signed my cast and carried my books for me.

I was in the bathroom at my friend's house, and I needed a tampon so I yelled to her to bring me one. A high-pitched voice answered, "Kate's outside. I'll go ask her." It was my crush, pretending to be a girl! I was bright red after I walked out of the bathroom and saw that he had come over.

I stuffed my bra to impress my crush. I forgot about it in gym class and did a perfect handstand. My shirt slid down, and cotton balls spilled all over the ground!

My BFF and I were talking about the upcoming school dance. I told her I was hoping this cute gun from math class would ask me. My friend gasped and looked past me. When I turned around, he was standing there! He said, "OK I'll pick you up at 7!"

I saw my crush at the grocery store and decided to go down his aisle. Just as we made ego contact, my brother came up behind me and said, "Stop flirting with ... what do you call him? Oh, yeah, the hottest guy ever!" Mortifying.

I took a shower at my BFF's after a sleepover, and I needed a towel. I opened what I thought was the closet. It was the door to the hall and my BFF's brother saw me naked!

Just before my BFF and I were about to do the announcements at school, she asked me who I liked so I told her. I didn't realize the microphone was already on! Everybody at school bugged me about it for weeks, and the guy I liked hasn't talked to me since.