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Going to the skatepark.


SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS:

Going to the skatepark can be quite intimidating for a little fella. But if you follow some handy skatepark guidelines, you'll be fitting in with the other kids quicker 'n shit.

GROOMING

If you can sort of grow a moustache, sort of do it

PERSONAL HYGIENE personal hygiene person nKörperhygiene f  

Rub Cheeto crumbs around the corners of your mouth

TRICK SELECTION

Only try a trick if there is absolutely no chance in hell that you are going to land it. Suggestions: Hard flips, inward heelflips ... Actually, any trick with the word "flip" in it

WARDROBE

Wear one of the following band's t-shirts: KORN, Slipknot (web) SlipKnot - A graphical World-Wide Web browser specifically designed for Microsoft Windows users who have Unix shell accounts with their service providers. Its primary feature is that it does not require SLIP or PPP or TCP/IP services. , Marilyn Manson
For his band, see Marilyn Manson (band).


Brian Hugh Warner (born January 5, 1969), better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician and artist known for his outrageous stage persona and image as the lead singer of the
, Insane Klown Posse, Puddle of Mudd Puddle of Mudd is an American post-grunge band from Kansas City, Missouri, United States. History
Early years
Puddle of Mudd was formed in 1993 by Wes Scantlin (vocals), Kenny Burkett (drums), Jimmy Allen (lead guitar), and Sean Samon (bass guitar).
 or Limp Bizkit

HAIR FLAIR

Shave the sides and back of your head, and grow the top out. Use Sun-In to turn that shit orange

TECHNIQUE

If you don't already push mongo Mongo

Any of several peoples living in the African equatorial forest. They speak a dialect of a common language, Mongo or Nkundo, which belongs to the Niger-Congo language family.
, start

KEEP IT REAL

Only bring your mom with you if she smokes Dorals and wears a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert shirt

And don't forget to ask everybody what kind of bearings they ride
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Date:Oct 1, 2003
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