GOOD WAY TO SHIRT THE ISSUE.Byline: STEVE DILBECK So a superstar's wife can't express herself these days? Jeez jeez interj. Used to express surprise or annoyance. [Alteration of Jesus1.] , this is the land of the free. Everyone here is free to make a complete boob of themselves whenever they want. Of course, wearing a tank top with the f-bomb written on it in a very public place might not be the most discriminating act of independence. Who knew Alex Rodriguez's wife, Cynthia, could bring us this riveting battle for civil liberties? Obscenity laws vs. free speech. It could be bigger than Bong Hits 4 Jesus. Cynthia took in hubby's game against the A's on Sunday, and as she sat down in the Yankees' family section, revealed a white tank top that across the back was written the common two-word obscenity ending in "you." Then she tended to her child, who thankfully at age 2 is too young to read. The New York Post The New York Post is the 13th-oldest newspaper published in the United States and the oldest to have been published continually as a daily.[3] Since 1976, it has been owned by Australian-born billionaire Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation and is one of the 10 ran a photo Monday with a few key letters intentionally blurred under the headline: F-Rod. This isn't the first time a wife of a superstar suffering public marital stress has mistakenly worn a T-shirt with an obscene message. Kobe Bryant's wife, Vanessa, wore a similarly-themed item to a Lakers preseason game in Anaheim four years ago. On the plus side, at least we clearly know what they're really thinking. Really, this could become all the rage General Public's All the Rage was released in 1984 by I.R.S. Records. Track listing
Naturally, we would be remiss re·miss adj. 1. Lax in attending to duty; negligent. 2. Exhibiting carelessness or slackness. See Synonyms at negligent. if we failed to make a few suggestions. So here are a few T-shirt ideas that could quickly wrap up their situation or point of view. Think of the interview time saved. So here is the sports personality, followed by appropriate T-shirt slogan: Chicago Bears tackle Tank Johnson: -- Chico's Bail Bonds. Kobe, on his owner, general manager, etc. -- I'm With Stupid I'm with Stupid may refer to:
Poorhouse poor·house n. An establishment maintained at public expense as housing for the homeless. poorhouse Noun same as workhouse Noun 1. Marion Jones -- Post No Bills. Pothead pot·head n. Slang One who habitually smokes marijuana. Noun 1. pothead - someone who smokes marijuana habitually head - a user of (usually soft) drugs; "the office was full of secret heads" tailback Ricky Williams -- Rehab Is For Quitters. New York Mets
Lakers' snowboard sensation Vladimir Radmanovic -- I Do My Own Stunts. Diamondbacks' pitching great Randy Johnson --Everyone Is Born Right Handed. Only The Gifted Ones Overcome It. New San Diego Padres outfielder Milton Bradley -- I'd Like To Apologize In Advance For My Behavior. Kobe II -- My General Manager Went To The Summer Meetings And All I Got Was This Lousy Point Guard. Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak -- This Is The Worst Day Of My Life Again. Fighting Irish coach Charlie Weis -- I Beat Anorexia. Arizona celebrity quarterback Matt Leinart -- This Is What Cool Looks Like. Swimming star turned "Playboy" model Amada Beard -- See Something You Like? Former left-handed All-Star Floyd Bannister and father of Royals right-hander Brian Bannister -- My Kid Can Strike Out Your Kid. Lakers coach Phil Jackson -- I See Dumb People. UCLA UCLA University of California at Los Angeles UCLA University Center for Learning Assistance (Illinois State University) UCLA University of Carrollton, TX and Lower Addison, TX basketball coach Ben Howland on the arrival of center Kevin Love -- You Complete Me. Kobe III -- I Can Multitask. I Can Play Games And Annoy You At The Same Time. Serena Williams following Monday's come-from-behind Wimbledon victory -- Drama Queen. Best pound-for-pound boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. -- If You Can Read This You're Within Roundhouse Range. USC's 10 high-school All-American tailbacks -- Huh? Boston newborn -- I Can't Even Walk And Already I Hate The Yankees. Giants outfielder Barry Bonds -- I'm Barry Bonds And You're Not. Soon-to-be Galaxy soccer great David Beckham -- This Is What Cool Looks Like. Kobe IV -- I'm Confused. No Wait -- Maybe I'm Not. Raiders owner Al Davis after losing his 20-year lawsuit against the NFL NFL abbr. National Football League NFL (US) n abbr (= National Football League) → Fußball-Nationalliga -- This Blows. Tennis great/model/sex symbol Maria Sharapova -- High Maintenance. Kings general manager Dan Lombardi -- I'm Right 98 percent of the Time. Who Cares About The Other 3 Percent? Barry II -- Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking? Angels manager Mike Scioscia after shortstop Orlando Cabrera was left off the All-Star team -- Are You Kidding Me? Dodgers GM Ned Colletti, still looking for Looking for In the context of general equities, this describing a buy interest in which a dealer is asked to offer stock, often involving a capital commitment. Antithesis of in touch with. a power bat -- It's Never Too Late To Procrastinate pro·cras·ti·nate v. pro·cras·ti·nat·ed, pro·cras·ti·nat·ing, pro·cras·ti·nates v.intr. To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness. v.tr. . Kobe V -- To Err Is Human "To Err is Human: Building a Safer Health System" is a groundbreaking report issued in 2000 by the U.S. Institute of Medicine which resulted in an increased awareness of U.S. medical errors. The push for patient safety that followed its release currently continues. . To Blame Someone Else Shows Management Material. Spurs guard Tony Parker -- wealthy, a three-time champion and marrying actress Eva Longoria -- That's How I Roll. Boxer/ex-con Mike Tyson -- You Don't Know The Power Of The Dark Side. Lakers energetic forward Ronny Turiaf -- Don't Blame Me. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig -- Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem. Kobe VI -- I Didn't Do It. Kupchak II -- Whatever ... stephen.dilbeck@dailynews.com (818) 713-3607 |
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