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GOLF NO EASY RIDE FOR ARMSTRONG.


Byline: JILL PAINTER

GOLF

Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong (born Lance Edward Gunderson on September 18, 1971) is a retired American professional road racing cyclist. He won the Tour de France—cycling's most prestigious race—seven consecutive times, from 1999 to 2005.  can't master the game of golf.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Is it wrong to derive pleasure in Armstrong's misery on a golf course? He's so good at everything, it's good to see him look human.

Armstrong, one of the greatest athletes of all time, won seven consecutive Tour de France Tour de France

World's most prestigious and difficult bicycle race. Staged for three weeks each July—usually in some 20 daylong stages—the Tour typically comprises 20 professional teams of nine riders each and covers some 3,600 km (2,235 miles) of flat and
 titles. He was brilliant on the mountain passes like the Tourmalet in the Pyrenees, which was where he typically made his move and where many cyclists This is an incomplete list. Please add to this list if you are aware of an omission. This is a list of cyclists by decade. Cyclists by decade
Cyclists before the 1880s
  • James Moore
Cyclists of the 1880s
  • Frank Bowden
 fall off the map.

He survived testicular cancer testicular cancer

Malignant tumour of the testis, or testicle. Although relatively rare, testicular cancer is the most common malignancy for men between the ages of 20 and 34. It typically affects men between 15 and 39 years old.
 and took a dangerous form of chemotherapy that would enable him to continue riding if he survived.

He did.

After retiring from cycling, he decided to run the New York City Marathon The New York City Marathon is an annual marathon foot-race run over a 42,195 m (26.2 mile) course through all five boroughs of New York City. It is the largest marathon race in the world, and with 37,866 finishers in 2006, was also the largest marathon race ever run. . By golly gol·ly  
interj.
Used to express mild surprise or wonder.



[Alteration of God.]

golly
interj

an exclamation of mild surprise [originally a euphemism for
, he finished in 2 hours, 59 minutes, just meeting his goal to run in under three hours. He signed up to do it again next year, too.

And then there's his fundraising abilities. The Lance Armstrong Foundation is celebrating its 10-year anniversary and to date, the LAF LAF Lance Armstrong Foundation (non-profit cancer organization)
LAF Look and Feel
LAF Laugh
LAF Lebanese Armed Forces
LAF Liquidity Adjustment Facility
LAF Lost And Found
LAF Laminar Air Flow
 has raised more than $180 million to support people with cancer.

Yet, he struggles chasing around a little white ball.

He'll put his "game," on display in the annual American Century This article is about the term used for American power in the 20th century. For the investment company, see American Century Investments.

"American Century" is a term coined by Time
 Celebrity Golf Championships at Lake Tahoe July13-15. Actually, Armstrong will play in the Thursday pro-am but not the weekend event.

He's not good enough.

"I go in not expecting too much," Armstrong said during a teleconference Monday. "I'm not much of a golfer. It's a great organization and a beautiful setting.

There are bigger crowds than I expected there to be. For someone who doesn't golf much, it's not that fun to tee off in front of a group of people. I've been working on my game. Maybe it will get better."

Amstrong still has a chiseled chis·eled or chis·elled  
adj.
Made or shaped with or as if with a chisel: a finely chiseled nose.

Adj. 1.
 body and crazy aerobic capacity. Of course, that stuff doesn't matter in golf. John Daly John Daly is the name of:
  • John Charles Daly, veteran radio & TV newsman and television host on What's My Line?
  • John Daly (athlete), a British athlete who won an Olympic silver medal.
  • John Daly (golfer), a professional golfer on the PGA Tour.
, who smokes cigarettes, pounds diet cokes Diet Coke (sometimes known as Diet Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola Light or Coke Light) is a sugar-free soft drink produced and distributed by The Coca-Cola Company.  and other beverages, and eats M&Ms like they're going out of style, is still a professional golfer.

Fans fueled Armstrong along the streets of France. He loved it, with the exception of the lady whose purse tangled with his handlebars and threw him from his bike during the 2003 Tour de France. He won anyway.

But he gets knee-buckling anxious when anyone beside his playing partners is watching at the tee box.

"Hell, I get nervous when the lady in the beverage cart pulls up on the tee box," Armstrong said.

He's not alone, either.

Armstrong revealed that if he breaks 100 he's happy, prompting one reporter to joyously announce she'd found something she's better at than Armstrong.

Of course, with all of Armstrong's obligations, he still hasn't found enough time to play.

"I did play a couple of days ago," he said. "In the past, for my sports, it was hard because it takes quite a bit of time to play golf. That's somewhat of a time commitment to drive to a course and play 18 holes. If you're trying to juggle training and kids and your lifestyle, it never fit into what I was doing. Now that I'm retired, you never know."

He agreed that the golf bug hasn't bitten him yet. He said he'll go out to the range, work with an instructor and feel on top of the world. Then reality hits a couple of holes into the round. Welcome to the world of golf.

"I don't at all expect to come off looking cool," Armstrong said.

But he will, in a way that has nothing to do with golf. This year, the LAF is the sole beneficiary of the tournament, and that's most important to Armstrong. The celebrity event is also televised.

"It's a huge honor for us and an opportunity to raise funds," Armstrong said. "The exposure side of things is equally important to us. You have a disease or issue that's the No. 1 killer, and it's almost forgotten on a daily basis. It's not (as big) as the election for president. Rarely do we talk about something that kills 600,000 people a year."

And rarely do we talk about an athletic activity that Armstrong just can't figure out. He said he was glad to get the word out about his game, so that people didn't expect too much.

You can take Armstrong out of the Tour de France, but you can't take that competitiveness away. Armstrong is just as competitive as Tiger Woods Editing of this page by unregistered or newly registered users is currently disabled.  or Pete Carroll Peter C. Carroll (born September 15, 1951, in San Francisco, California) is the current head coach of the University of Southern California Trojans football team, having held that position since 2001. , so after talking about his wretched game, he reconsidered.

"I think I'm going to consider a run at this game," he said.

Ha!

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Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France a record seven straight times, but he admits that golf has been a difficult challenge.

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