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GAIL'S GUIDE; SHERIDAN IN FOR WEEKEND AS TINA SET TO GO Gail Sheridan gives her verdict on the celebs.


TOMMY

So Spartacus lives to fight another day. Who cares if he laughs too loud because he's having the last laugh now! The Tommy bhoy is in the BB house until the final week. What were the odds on that, eh?

MICHELLE MICHELLE Mid-Infrared Echelle Spectrograph  

A bit too long in the tooth to be sleeping with a teddy. Wants to be treated as the little girl of the group although she's nearly 30. She cries more than my three-year-old daughter.

ULRIKA

It's no secret she is missing her children, so what does BB do?

Sends in an army of screaming kids to run around the house as part of a task, that would have upset me too. Felt rotten for her.

MUTYA

Imagine nominating my Tommy. She thinks his laugh is false. So we won't mention her false nails, her false eyelashes, her false hair and of course her false face. By the way Mutya, you're costing me a fortune in phone calls.

BEN

When he asked Coolio to apologise to Michelle, the answer was no. So what did Ben do? He brushed his teeth. That showed him Ben.

LATOYA

Think she's the most glamorous and best looker in the house.

Fantastic for 52. She is a gentle soul and a calming influence in the house.

COOLIO

Even dressed as a toy car he still managed to retain his Mr Cool image.

VERNE

Was Mutya's second nomination. Don't think he'll loose sleep over it because Verne has more personality in his tiny wee toe than Mutya will ever have in her lardy lard  
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TERRY

King Terry still reigns.

Not one nomination.

He was solely responsible for all the nominations last week and still the guy comes out smelling of roses. Just goes to show he must be a top bloke.

TINA

Three of the housemates nominated her and it actually came as a shock to her.

Maybe she thinks her housemates enjoy watching squeeze her zits, bite her toenails and pluck pluck

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 her chin.

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TOMMY; MICHELLE; ULRIKA; MUTYA; BEN; LATOYA; COOLIO; VERNE; TERRY; TINA
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Jan 15, 2009
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