GAIL'S GUIDE; Gail Sheridan gives her verdict on the celebs.

Byline: Gail Sheridan 

LA TOYA

THE little Jackson princess must be exhausted trying to show Tommy some moves. Honestly, it was a lost cause, hen.

VERNE

VERNE, or should I say, "Lionel" put his heart and soul into his performance. Seems a bit wrong laughing at him, though.

MICHELLE 

AWWW! Benchelle, the celebrity couple. They're just made for each other - dim, false, self-obsessed and utterly boring.

MUTYA

LOOKS the happiest she has been since she entered the house. Maybe it was the bizarre Chesney Hawkes task. What was that about?

TERRY

"I'M the One and Only." Terry's little secret is out. You can forget Oasis and the indie music he claims to be in to. His wee face lit up at the sound of Chesney Hawkes's voice.

ULRIKA

MRS Serious is now playing it for laughs. She was knocking her pan out to be funny to win over the public. So much for her wanting to get booted out.

BEN

HIS mummy buys him trophies and medals, even though he hasn't won anything in his life. Ben, you are 27. Grow up. And those wee skinny legs do nothing for me.

LUCY

NEARLY lost the plot with Coolio but was still too polite to let rip. Don't let him get to you, Lucy. He was just playing the game.

TINA

LOOKED genuinely shocked that some of the housemates had not seen her in Shameless. The words "big" and "ego", spring to mind. A real celebrity moment.

COOLIO

THE cool one is getting hot under the collar. He's kicking off big time with the girls. He's bored and making mischief and he's giving the public what they want.

TOMMY

HE failed the task but gets full marks for effort, given he has no rhythm and has never skated before. I'll buy you a trophy like Ben's mum.

CAPTION(S):

LA TOYA; VERNE; MICHELLE; MUTYA; TERRY; ULRIKA; BEN; LUCY; TINA; COOLIO; TOMMY