GAIL'S GUIDE; Gail Sheridan gives her verdict on the celebs.

Byline: Gail Sheridan

LA TOYA

TOLD Tommy she thinks there is life on other planets. Yep, there sure is - the planet she came from.

VERNE

MADE me laugh when he gave Terry a lift on his moped but needs to cut down on the sex talk. That's getting creepy.

MICHELLE

SHE thinks every guy is after her and is making an issue out of it. She even thinks Big Brother fancies her. Get a grip, Michelle.

MUTYA

THE lassie needs a good, proper fitted bra. I want to take her to Debenhams and sort it out. The one she's wearing is obviously 10 sizes too small.

TERRY

TAKES it all in his stride. He's having a laugh, having a smoke and a bevvy, then a smoke and a bevvy and another smoke and then a smoke and a bevvy. Nice one.

ULRIKA

WISH she would make up her mind. She is deperate to leave, then cries when she is nominated. What's it to be, Ulrika? Pack up your big ego and go.

BEN

DOESN'T like girls who order more than fish and chips on a date. What a cheapskate but, coming from the man who sucks crisps, I'm not surprised.

LUCY

SHE didn't like Michelle's impersonation of her and is gutted that she has been nominated for eviction. I hope she stays.

TINA

SHE was ordered by BB to give King Terry a bath and seemed to enjoy the experience more than him. Hilarious. After all, she's "sexually irresistible".

COOLIO

THE dude is a class act. Strutting his stuff around the BB house with his home boys Tommy and Terry.

TOMMY

OH well, he's my favourite! He's taken on the daddy role in the house. He feels he's got to protect his brood and he's not afraid to say what's on his mind.

CAPTION(S):

LA TOYA; VERNE; MICHELLE; MUTYA; TERRY; ULRIKA; BEN; LUCY; TINA; COOLIO; TOMMY