Funbox.Dave, John, and Sam (1) (Security Accounts Manager) The part of Windows NT that manages the database of usernames, passwords and permissions. A SAM resides in each server as well as in each domain controller. See PDC and trust relationship. all died in a car accident. As they stood at the Pearly Gates Pear·ly Gates n. Informal The gateway to heaven. [From the description of heaven in Revelation 21. , Saint Peter came and said, "You will be given transportation for your eternal use around Heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds deed n. 1. Something that is carried out; an act or action. 2. A usually praiseworthy act; a feat or exploit. 3. Action or performance in general: Deeds, not words, matter most. ." Saint Peter looked at Dave. "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times. You will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Skoda." Next, Saint Peter looked at John. "You cheated on your wife two times. You will get a Lada station wagon wagon: see carriage. wagon Four-wheeled vehicle designed to be drawn by draft animals. Wagons have been used from the 1st century BC; early examples used spoked wheels with metal rims, pivoted front axles, and linchpins to secure the wheels. ." Saint Peter finally looked at Sam. "You, Sam, did not have sex before marriage and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will travel through heaven in a Ferrari." Later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?' they asked. "You got the Ferrari. Why so down?" Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."--Via Email |
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