From the congressional inbox.To: MadamSpeaker@HouseofReps.gov From: AhmadMan@iranonline.ir Subject: Congrats con·grats Informal interj. Congratulations. pl.n. Congratulations: sent him my congrats. !!!! Dear Madam Speaker: Hey!!! Congrats on the midterm thang!! Great to know that there's a sane voice back in the U.S., LOL "Laughing out loud" or "lots of luck." See digispeak. (chat) LOL - "laughing out loud", or "lots of love" or "luck". !! Would love to get together soon to discuss how things got so bad between our two countries over the years (bet ya we're thinking the same thing!) and what we can do to repair stuff. I'm assuming Pelosi isn't a Jewish name The Jewish name has historically varied, encompassing throughout the centuries several different traditions. This article looks at the onomastics practices of Jews, that is, the history of the origin and forms of proper names. , right? It sounds Italian but I'm bad that way. Anyhoo ... give me a shout back and let's get the dialogue going!! I keep thinking a great thing might be for you to come and visit Iran yourself, and see what a wonderful, friendly country we are. See it for yourself. Through a gauzy veil, obviously. And without addressing any male directly. But it would be my pleasure to show your husband all around our wonderful, peace-loving country while you sit silently in another vehicle. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  This article or section may contain inappropriate or misinterpreted which do not the text.Please help [ improve this article] by checking for inaccuracies. PS: Would love to get clarity on the Jew-name thing, when you get a chance!:) To: MadamSpeaker@HouseofReps.gov From: LilKim@JucheIdeaOnline.dprk Subject: "Kim Jong Il Kim Jong Il or Kim Chong Il (born Feb. 16, 1941, Siberia, Russia, U.S.S.R.) Son of Kim Il-sung. He was designated his father's successor in 1980 and became North Korea's de facto leader on his father's death in 1994. and Madeleine Albright Madeleine Korbel Albright (born May 15 1937) was the first woman to become United States Secretary of State. She was nominated by President Bill Clinton on December 5 1996 and was unanimously confirmed by the United States Senate 99-0. She was sworn in on January 23 1997. Have Sent You an Evite" Nancy Pelosi: Kim Jong Il and Madeleine Albright have sent you an Evite! Please come to a casual potluck event celebrating the historic victory of the Democratic Party in the United States United States, officially United States of America, republic (2005 est. pop. 295,734,000), 3,539,227 sq mi (9,166,598 sq km), North America. The United States is the world's third largest country in population and the fourth largest country in area. at the Hall of the Juche Idea, Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea The People's Republic of Korea (PRK) was a short-lived provisional government organized to take over control of the country after the Surrender of Japan at the end of the Pacific War. It existed in August and September 1945. . The event will be televised live on Korean television, and simulcast on Keith Olbermann's show on MSNBC MSNBC Microsoft/National Broadcasting Company . It will be an opportunity for the new leaders of the United States Congress to meet, greet, and get to know the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il in a new context, without being overshadowed by the neocon ne·o·con n. Informal A neoconservative: "The neocons and hard-liners have long felt that no Soviet leader could be trusted" New York Times. warmongering war·mon·ger n. One who advocates or attempts to stir up war. war  mon corporate criminal enterprise Bush
Administration, and without the stuffy, overbearing o·ver·bear·ing adj. 1. Domineering in manner; arrogant: an overbearing person. See Synonyms at dictatorial. 2. Overwhelming in power or significance; predominant. atmosphere of a formal diplomatic banquet, what with its many courses and so much food just going to waste, and the huge expense, which, let's be honest, both of our countries would be better off spending on nuclear fuel! So it's going to be a small gathering--we're trying to keep the numbers down under 100. Please bring a covered hot dish and a dessert. And a cold dish. And a salad. And some Powerbars in various flavors. And an alternative hot dish. And some canned fruit and vegetables. And some uncooked grain in sealed sacks. Tinned meat and fish. Anything preserved. Frozen, vacu-sealed meat items. Cooking oil. Heavy wool socks. Laundry soap. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Can't wait to meet you in person! Let's make 2006 the first year in a new, friendly relationship between our countries! Madeleine Albright and Kim Jong Il To: MadamSpeaker@HouseofReps.gov From: JefeHugo@gobiernovenezuela.vz Subject: I can no smell the sulfur no more! My wonderful Speaker: I can no smell the sulfur no more! I can only smell what it is that you smell like, which is the roses and the lilies and the smell of the roasting pork! How delicious you smell! Like a feast! I would like to eat you very soon! How can we soon see each other and smell each other like we smell and enjoy the smell which is not the sulfur smell of the devil. You know who I mean! I know this that you know what I mean! This is wonderful that you are now the leader of that country and that the devil is being cast out so soon! I will send you barrels of oil! I will send you some pictures of me with this email that are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. From here in Venezuela I send you the very fine congratulations of winning the new government and I hope that you find time to shoot the people who did not want you to win. But I must tell you some advice and that is to shoot them in such a way that it looks like perhaps they shot themselves in sadness or maybe in a kind of sexy triangle. Because otherwise there are people who say that the people who got shot maybe didn't get shot on the accident and then you have to shoot those people as well and it becomes a lot of shooting and not so much getting all the things done that you want to do. I am also wondering if perhaps you like what you see of me. I am wondering if there is not something between us, you American politician and me Venezuelan jefe grande? I think perhaps there is. I think perhaps we are already finding this out, and that you are sitting in your office reading my words and maybe looking at the picture of me next to my car and me lying on the rock with no clothes and you are thinking that this little jefe is a special man. I feel that too. Do you feel that? Do you? I wait for your answer, Speaker of the wonderful smell ... Hugo |
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