Fried fat.The other day I was at Berkeley skatepark A skatepark is a purpose-built recreational environment for skateboarders, bmxers and aggressive skaters to ride and develop their sport and technique. A skatepark may contain half-pipes, quarter pipes, handrails, trick boxes, vert ramps, pyramids, banked ramps, full pipes, stairs, shredding shredn. 1. A long irregular strip that is cut or torn off. 2. A small amount; a particle: not a shred of evidence. tr.v. with my crew, and this kook showed up who has been ruining spots like it's going out of style. I'm sure by now you've heard of him; not going to drop his name and make him famous, but he's the guy at the park with the magnets on the bottom of his shoes connecting him to his skateboard. He has been known to build bigger trannies Trannies has several meanings.
Mace, chemical spray device used by police in riot control. Mace is ordinary tear gas (chloroacetophenone, or CN) in a volatile solvent contained in a spray can. It causes severe lacrimation and temporary blindness. and swings his board at my head. I forgot to mention I'm 15 and this guy is over 30--maybe even 40. After I duck and land a hard right to his dome, he pulls out his cell phone and calls the cops. Can you just imagine? "Hello, officer, I'm a 36-year-old man and I'm getting my ass kicked by a 15-year-old. Can you please rescue me?" I wanted to let you all know that if you see this kook come to your park, hide the 15-year-old girls and kick him out before he barnstorms his total barneyness all over the place. He was featured awhile back as one of the "Worst Dudes Dudes may refer to:
Ben Zafool Berkeley, CA |
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