Free the ferrets.California's banal ban on an innocent pet Arizona resident Brent Utley ran head on into one of California's most bizarre laws on a sweltering day in June 1995. Utley was heading for summer school in California with his two pet ferrets in tow. He declared them at the Department of Food and Agriculture inspection station in Blythe, California, not realizing that his Arizona pets were contraband in California. The inspectors refused him entrance to the state as long as he had his furry friends. Facing the unpalatable options of returning home to find a ferret sitter or trying to sneak through, he made an unsuccessful repeat run for the border. He was arrested, and the judge imposed a $500 fine and three years of probation. "I told them I didn't have the money," Utley said, "so they said that I could go to jail for four days." Utley actually spent only one day behind bars, earning an early release for good behavior Orderly and lawful action; conduct that is deemed proper for a peaceful and law-abiding individual. The definition of good behavior depends upon how the phrase is used. - and press coverage that embarrassed the county. Described by enthusiasts as "cats without the attitude" and "kittens that never grow up," domestic ferrets, members of the weasel weasel, name for certain small, lithe, carnivorous mammals of the family Mustelidae (weasel family). Members of this family are generally characterized by long bodies and necks, short legs, small rounded ears, and medium to long tails. family, are furry bundles weighing one to five pounds. Although their cousin, the rare black-footed ferret black-footed ferret see ferret. , is native to America, the kind kept as pets originated in Europe. The consensus among experts everywhere but in California's Department of Fish and Game is that the cage-bound domestic ferret is a basically harmless pet. Elsewhere in the continental United States United States territory, including the adjacent territorial waters, located within North America between Canada and Mexico. Also called CONUS. , having a ferret for a pet is no problem. But the California DFG DFG Deutsche Forschungsgemeinschaft (German Research Council) DFG Department of Fish and Game DFG District Factor Group DFG Data Flow Graph DFG Difference Frequency Generation DFG Diode Function Generator DFG Dog Faced Gremlin says ferrets are a wild menace, and it bans ownership of them. As ferrets have come into favor, the ban has been causing hardship for otherwise law-abiding citizens. According to the DFG, in 1989 there were some 500,000 ferrets in California. Ferrets Anonymous, a clandestine group of ferret owners, claims a membership of 2,200 Californians. The California Domestic Ferret Association mails its newsletter to nearly 5,000 California households. As testimony to the pets' popularity, large California pet stores routinely carry ferret food, ferret cages, and ferret toys, despite the ban. Largely because of the work of Ferrets Anonymous and the California Domestic Ferret Association, a three-year effort to overturn the DFG's ferret prohibition is on the verge On the Verge (or The Geography of Yearning) is a play written by Eric Overmyer. It makes extensive use of esoteric language and pop culture references from the late nineteenth century to 1955. of success. On May 16, the California Assembly passed by a margin of 60-7 a nonbinding resolution calling on the Fish and Game Commission to legalize le·gal·ize tr.v. le·gal·ized, le·gal·iz·ing, le·gal·iz·es To make legal or lawful; authorize or sanction by law. le the ferret. The only thing standing in the way of legalization LEGALIZATION. The act of making lawful. 2. By legalization, is also understood the act by which a judge or competent officer authenticates a record, or other matter, in order that the same may be lawfully read in evidence. Vide Authentication. is an Environmental Impact Report the DFG claims it must conduct under the California Environmental Quality Act The California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) is a California law (California Public Resources Code section 21000 et seq.) passed in 1970, shortly after the Federal Government passed the National Environmental Policy Act. before the commission can change the regulation. This seemingly routine step has ferret enthusiasts on edge because the DFG remains resolutely opposed to ferret legalization and has relied on faulty information in the past. The DFG's main professed concern is the possible threat that ferrets could pose to endangered species endangered species, any plant or animal species whose ability to survive and reproduce has been jeopardized by human activities. In 1999 the U.S. government, in accordance with the U.S. if they escape and establish feral populations. Ancillary excuses for the ban include ferrets' supposed ferocious attacks on infants, the possibility they could carry diseases, and the critters' supposed threat to the state's poultry industry. But the DFG has few facts to support its position. The heart of the government's case against the ferret is in a 1988 report, "Pet European Ferrets: A Hazard to Public Health, Small Livestock and Wildlife," conducted at the request of the DFG by the California Department of Health Services Department of Health Services may refer to:
n. Marijuana, especially a marijuana cigarette. Madness, a piece of government propaganda that so exaggerated the threats of marijuana smoking that it single-handedly discredited government information on drugs for at least a generation. Working itself into a rhetorical lather, the report claims that "ferrets sometimes unleash frenzied, rapid-fire bite and slash attacks on infants.... The animals have then been reported to drink the victim's blood and eat the shredded tissue." The report stopped short of investigating whether ferrets were implicated im·pli·cate tr.v. im·pli·cat·ed, im·pli·cat·ing, im·pli·cates 1. To involve or connect intimately or incriminatingly: evidence that implicates others in the plot. 2. in satanic cults. It did, however, spread some other falsehoods that have given politicians and bureaucrats justification for the ferret ban. The report claims that "feral ferrets abound in other states" - which is demonstrably false - and that ferrets "have contributed to the extinction of 20 species of endemic New Zealand birds
The allegedly ferocious ferret seems a lot less scary when you compare them to dogs, something the report fails to do. According to data from the Journal of Veterinary Medicine, dogs are more than 200 times more likely to inflict a serious bite than ferrets. It's hard to raise the ferret issue without eliciting a chuckle. But for ferret owners seeking legitimacy - and for the DFG, which seeks to protect the status quo - the issue is serious business. And it is often the pettiest bureaucratic tyrannies that do the most both to discredit the administrative state and to undermine the proper role of government in a free society. Just ask Ilona T. Maggard, who also ran afoul of California's unique ferret law. On November 26, 1995, after she placed an ad in The Fresno Bee - "Found: Exotic Animal" - five law enforcement officers visited Maggard. They discovered that Maggard, in addition to having found an escaped ferret, owned two of her own. Although her ferrets surrendered uneventfully, the officers proceeded to ransack ran·sack tr.v. ran·sacked, ran·sack·ing, ran·sacks 1. To search or examine thoroughly. 2. To search carefully for plunder; pillage. her home, opening sealed boxes, examining photo albums, and rummaging through her children's dressers. Maggard was arrested and sentenced to two years of probation, during which DFG officials can search her house with neither prior announcement nor warrant. The judge forced Maggard to pay the DFG an Orwellian $500 "donation" on top of the $800 it supposedly cost the DFG to deprive her of her pets. Although the DFG claims not to actively focus on ferret enforcement, one of the wardens in the Maggard case openly claimed that she had conducted an 11-month investigation for one ferret bust. If the Fish and Game Commission reclassifies ferrets, as expected, Maggard hopes to have her ferrets back home by the time she has paid her debt to society. Michael Lynch (huskiemike@aol.com) is a public policy fellow at the Pacific Research Institute, a San Francisco-based think tank. |
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