Football: Legends just Saint what they should be.

Byline: TAM COWAN 

SO, the old Dream Team of Kenny Dalglish and John Barnes return to Parkhead ...and Celtic get a draw against Liverpool.Who'd have thought it, eh?

Seriously, though, congratulations to everyone who made Wednesday night's charity fundraiser such a huge success.However, I still have a few questions about this terrific night of nostalgia.

If it was meant to be the players who won the Premier League title for Celtic in 1986, how come there wasn't a single representative from St Mirren?

When did Tony Shepherd and Owen Archdeacon become Celtic Legends?

Considering it was all former Celtic players in the Hoops' line-up (and charity was the main concern) couldn't they have found a place for Derek Riordan?

For how much longer will Derek Whyte have the hairstyle of an 18-year-old man?

How come Stuart McDonald from Saltcoats still hasn't been nominated for a gong at this year's British Comedy Awards for suggesting on yesterday's Hotlinethat 56-year-old Danny McGrain should replace Paul Telfer?

Does the absence of Bruce Grobbelaar from the Liverpool line-up have anything to do with the fact Ladbrokes were offering odds on the game?

Could even more money have been raised for charity if the players had done a sponsored walk round Peter Latchford?

Finally, considering the Celtic fans rather uncharitably booed Nigel Spackman, Mark Walters and, of course, John Barnes, do you think it's just as well there was no place in the starting line-up for 1986 hero Mo Johnston?

See if you can help me out with this one.

Between the hours of 7pm and 12.15am last Saturday night, I attended a fundraising bash for Muireston Boys Club in Livingston.

So, do you think this means I've now spent longer in the town than Paul Lambert?

Sorry, but I can't understand the rumpus over UEFA telling the Celtic fans they can't sing You'll Never Walk Alone before Champions League matches.

Can't they just steal another song from Liverpool?

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