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First Golf Game for Xbox Features Strippers, Biker Chicks and Other Socially Redeeming Characters.


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NEW YORK--(ENTERTAINMENT WIRE)--June 11, 2002

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Outrageous Commentary by 'The Daily Show's' Steve Carell Steven John Carell (born August 16, 1962)[1] is a Golden Globe-winning and Emmy-nominated American comedian, actor, producer and writer, who rose to fame as a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, from 1999 to 2004.

and the Most Advanced Golf Engine Delivering Graphics

So Rich Players Can Smell the Cut Grass

The first golf title for the Xbox A video game console from Microsoft that was designed to compete with Sony's PlayStation and Nintendo's GameCube. Introduced in 2001 with a 733 MHz Pentium III CPU, 5x DVD drive and custom-designed graphics processor, the Xbox also includes four game controller ports, Ethernet networking (TM) video game system from Simon & Schuster Interactive has shipped to retail complete with strippers Notable strippers of the past
  • Ann Corio
  • Bernie Barker, world's oldest male stripper.[1]
  • Anna Held (Helene Anna Held)
  • Blaze Starr
  • Carol Doda
  • Charmion
  • Chesty Morgan (Born: Ilona Wilczkowska)
, biker bik·er  
n.
1. One who rides a bicycle or a motorbike.

2. A motorcyclist, especially a member of a motorcycle gang.


biker
Noun

a person who rides a motorcycle
 chicks and the most advanced golf gaming engine ever made.

"Outlaw Golf" (Rated: "T" by the ESRB ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board
ESRB Estrogen Receptor Beta
ESRB Explosive Safety Review Board
; $49.95 estimated street price) is a hardcore golf game with a humorous side that takes gamers to three different courses where you'd never find PGA (1) (Professional Graphics Adapter) An early IBM PC display standard for 3D processing with 640x480x256 resolution. It was not widely used.

(2) (Programmable Gate Array) See gate array and FPGA.
 members.

About OUTLAW GOLF

With a hardcore physics engine and a take-no-prisoners attitude, OUTLAW GOLF takes the sport to the extreme. Try your game on one of these outrageous courses:
- C.C. -- Growing up around six brothers meant CC learned early in life to kick
major sports-ass and wear dresses later. This curvaceous and ultra-competitive
Tom boy can dish out a delicate chip shot or a vicious roundhouse kick to her
good natured, tubby caddy, Heavy G. By the way, don't ever call CC a Tom boy to
her face or you'll be looking out of your ear.

- Doc - Taking time off from his busy surgical and malpractice schedule, Doc
Diggler never passes up a chance hit the links... even if it costs a few
patients their lives. Lugging clubs for doctor slice is his brain-dead caddy,
Toast.

- El Suave - Hailing from the most sexy, exotic locale on the planet - Tia
Juana - El Suave is the only golfer ever known to be able to pose before,
during and after a golf swing. Carrying the clubs for this Latin Lover of
himself, is the ultimate brown-noser, golfshoe-licking toady, El Ramon.

- Harley -- Born in a motorcycle repair shop, Harley grew up with a crowbar in
one hand and a golf club in the other. Harley perfected her golf swing beating
up boyfriends and relatives. She is currently living in a van with her fellow
hog-riding, tough-yet-tender boyfriend and caddy, Snake. Harley can frequently
be seen on TV, usually being handcuffed and hauled off by local police for
disorderly conduct.

- Ice Trey -- Hailing from the rough and tumble, crime-ridden inner city
streets of Beverly Hills, wannabe rapper, Ice Trey, dropped out of school to
pursue his dream of rapping and playing golf -- a decision that was about as
promising as his single digit S.A.T. score. Caddying for Ice Trey is his
one-man posse, spinner and tattoo consultant - Fresh Fruit.

- Killer Miller -- Just released from prison strictly on technicality, Killer
Miller takes pride in his long game and his short temper. At 6' 5" and 275
pounds of angry, rippling muscle, Killer puts on quite a show -- bringing new
meaning to the expression "slaying his audience." Toting Killer's clubs is his
caddy, confidant and twenty dollar an hour shyster attorney, A. Lance Chaser,
Esquire.

- Scrummy O'Doole -- When he's not out swinging his niblick on the back nine at
St. Andrews, legendary soccer hooligan and world-class barroom brawler, Scummy
O'Doole, likes to kick back and pass out in his own vomit.

- Summer -- Hailing from the Big Apple, where she splits her time between PHD
studies in molecular biology at Columbia University, and entertaining foreign
businessmen in the champagne room of the Pink Flamingo, please welcome sultry
Summer, and her equally ample caddy, Autumn. Remember gentleman, after the game
these ladies will be available for autographs... and lap dances. Bring plenty
of singles.

- Trixie -- Trixie has been playing golf at private clubs ever since she was a
wee little snob. Dumb as a ball washer and ruder than a slicing drive, Trixie's
handicap is her mouth. She hails from quote-unquote "none of your business,
USA." Carrying Trixie's bags is her deep-pocketed and dirty old caddy, Ed.

- Mistress Suki - Hitting the links, literally, is one tightly-laced,
leather-clad golfing diva whose game is all about discipline. Inflicting
maximum punishment on every ball she hits is Mistress Suki, assisted by her
bruised and battered, but amiable 300 pound whipping-boy caddy, Puddin'.
Watching these two out on the course is an excruciatingly exciting experience.


- where the loveliness of the golf course is offset by the

ugliness of certain local denizens. On the bright side, if

you've had a hankering for your first cousin, here's your

chance to get married properly!

- El Diablo di·ab·lo  
adj.
Diable.



[Alteration (influenced by Spanish diablo, devil) of diable.]
 Country Club - Golf in this desert setting and do

your part to wreck WRECK, mar. law. A wreck (called in law Latin, wreccum maris, and in law French, wrec de mer,) signifies such goods, as after a shipwreck, are cast upon land by the sea, and left there within some county, so as not to belong to the jurisdiction of the admiralty, but to the common law.  the environment. Enjoy the low flying

blimps, which are no more garish than the residents, and stop

in to visit Grandma and Gramps when you finish your round.

CHARACTERS

Only the finest individuals could golf on these courses. Choose to be:


- C.C. -- Growing up around six brothers meant CC learned early in life to kick
major sports-ass and wear dresses later. This curvaceous and ultra-competitive
Tom boy can dish out a delicate chip shot or a vicious roundhouse kick to her
good natured, tubby caddy, Heavy G. By the way, don't ever call CC a Tom boy to
her face or you'll be looking out of your ear.

- Doc - Taking time off from his busy surgical and malpractice schedule, Doc
Diggler never passes up a chance hit the links... even if it costs a few
patients their lives. Lugging clubs for doctor slice is his brain-dead caddy,
Toast.

- El Suave - Hailing from the most sexy, exotic locale on the planet - Tia
Juana - El Suave is the only golfer ever known to be able to pose before,
during and after a golf swing. Carrying the clubs for this Latin Lover of
himself, is the ultimate brown-noser, golfshoe-licking toady, El Ramon.

- Harley -- Born in a motorcycle repair shop, Harley grew up with a crowbar in
one hand and a golf club in the other. Harley perfected her golf swing beating
up boyfriends and relatives. She is currently living in a van with her fellow
hog-riding, tough-yet-tender boyfriend and caddy, Snake. Harley can frequently
be seen on TV, usually being handcuffed and hauled off by local police for
disorderly conduct.

- Ice Trey -- Hailing from the rough and tumble, crime-ridden inner city
streets of Beverly Hills, wannabe rapper, Ice Trey, dropped out of school to
pursue his dream of rapping and playing golf -- a decision that was about as
promising as his single digit S.A.T. score. Caddying for Ice Trey is his
one-man posse, spinner and tattoo consultant - Fresh Fruit.

- Killer Miller -- Just released from prison strictly on technicality, Killer
Miller takes pride in his long game and his short temper. At 6' 5" and 275
pounds of angry, rippling muscle, Killer puts on quite a show -- bringing new
meaning to the expression "slaying his audience." Toting Killer's clubs is his
caddy, confidant and twenty dollar an hour shyster attorney, A. Lance Chaser,
Esquire.

- Scrummy O'Doole -- When he's not out swinging his niblick on the back nine at
St. Andrews, legendary soccer hooligan and world-class barroom brawler, Scummy
O'Doole, likes to kick back and pass out in his own vomit.

- Summer -- Hailing from the Big Apple, where she splits her time between PHD
studies in molecular biology at Columbia University, and entertaining foreign
businessmen in the champagne room of the Pink Flamingo, please welcome sultry
Summer, and her equally ample caddy, Autumn. Remember gentleman, after the game
these ladies will be available for autographs... and lap dances. Bring plenty
of singles.

- Trixie -- Trixie has been playing golf at private clubs ever since she was a
wee little snob. Dumb as a ball washer and ruder than a slicing drive, Trixie's
handicap is her mouth. She hails from quote-unquote "none of your business,
USA." Carrying Trixie's bags is her deep-pocketed and dirty old caddy, Ed.

- Mistress Suki - Hitting the links, literally, is one tightly-laced,
leather-clad golfing diva whose game is all about discipline. Inflicting
maximum punishment on every ball she hits is Mistress Suki, assisted by her
bruised and battered, but amiable 300 pound whipping-boy caddy, Puddin'.
Watching these two out on the course is an excruciatingly exciting experience.


DRIVING RANGE

Use the Range to practice skills and improve your character's statistics. There are many different exercises to improve putting, driving and accuracy. After completing an event, you're awarded skill points to distribute to a selected character.

COMPOSE YOURSELF DAMMIT dam·mit  
interj.
Used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.



[Alteration of damn it.]
!

In OUTLAW GOLF, you'll also experience our scientifically-perfected "composure com·po·sure  
n.
A calm or tranquil state of mind; self-possession.



[From compose.]

composure
Noun

the state of being calm or unworried

Noun
 response system." The better you play, the smoother the controls become; but the worse you play, the harder the controls get -- just like in real life, the worse you play, the harder it is to regain your composure and focus. But don't worry because the CRS CRS Course
CRS Certified Residential Specialist (real estate certification)
CRS Central Reservation System
CRS Can't Remember Stuff (polite form)
CRS Cost Reduction Strategy
CRS Consumer Relations Specialist
 helps you regain your composure in two ways - first, by focusing, concentrating, and getting your game under control, and if that plan fails - by beating the snot snot
n.
Nasal mucus; phlegm.
 out of your caddy A plastic container that holds a CD or DVD disc for added protection. The bare disc is placed in the caddy, and the caddy is inserted into the drive. A caddy is not a jewel case. A jewel case protects the disc for transportation. A caddy protects the disc while reading and writing. !

In OUTLAW GOLF your daddy's pastime becomes a full contact sport!

HE WILL BUST bust

To cancel an order after it has been filled. In most cases, cancellation occurs only under unusual circumstances, such as an error or a misunderstanding. Also called break.
 YOUR BALLS

Steve Carell, best known for his reports on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," is your host through this amazing a·maze  
v. a·mazed, a·maz·ing, a·maz·es

v.tr.
1. To affect with great wonder; astonish. See Synonyms at surprise.

2. Obsolete To bewilder; perplex.

v.intr.
 journey known as golf. Mr. Carell provides color commentary on your every shot, no matter how bad it is.

AVAILABLITY

OUTLAW GOLF is available exclusively for Xbox.

ESRB Rating

OUTLAW GOLF is rated "T" or "Teen" by Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB). More information on the ESRB and its rating system can be found at www.esrb.org.

Xbox is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation (company) Microsoft Corporation - The biggest supplier of operating systems and other software for IBM PC compatibles. Software products include MS-DOS, Microsoft Windows, Windows NT, Microsoft Access, LAN Manager, MS Client, SQL Server, Open Data Base Connectivity (ODBC), MS Mail,  in the United States United States, officially United States of America, republic (2005 est. pop. 295,734,000), 3,539,227 sq mi (9,166,598 sq km), North America. The United States is the world's third largest country in population and the fourth largest country in area.  and / or other countries.

About Xbox

Xbox (http://www.xbox.com/) is Microsoft's future-generation video game system that delivers the most powerful games experiences ever. Xbox empowers game artists by giving them the technology to fulfill ful·fill also ful·fil  
tr.v. ful·filled, ful·fill·ing, ful·fills also ful·fils
1. To bring into actuality; effect: fulfilled their promises.

2.
 their creative visions as never before, creating games that blur blur (blur) indistinctness, clouding, or fogging.

spectacle blur  the indistinct vision with spectacles occurring after removal of contact lenses, especially non–gas-permeable lenses; it is
 the lines between fantasy and reality. Xbox is now available in North America North America, third largest continent (1990 est. pop. 365,000,000), c.9,400,000 sq mi (24,346,000 sq km), the northern of the two continents of the Western Hemisphere. , Japan, Europe and Australia.

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