FORGET Green Emmanuelle.
FORGET Green Emmanuelle or was it Raw Meats 3? Both a waste of a tenner.
A different kind of adult movie might have won approval for home secretary Jacqui's Smith's researcher (er... husband) Richard Timney.
In view of his wife's 'expect a dirty bomb terrorism attack anytime' warning, a more suitable choice would have been When The Wind Blows (1986), a gripping animation about post-nuclear winter.
Or perhaps Night Mail (1936) another public information film to complement government plans to part sell-off Royal Mail.
Instead, both Mr and Mrs Smith find themselves, as Commons leader Harriet Harman might say, in the court of public opinion.
Both damaged goods: he to return to obscurity, she to be reshuffled come June..