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FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE.


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"Is that it?" I asked, astonished a·ston·ish  
tr.v. as·ton·ished, as·ton·ish·ing, as·ton·ish·es
To fill with sudden wonder or amazement. See Synonyms at surprise.
. "What do you mean?" Chris replied confused. With Operation Save now in full swing Chris and I have turned to packed lunches in a bid to stash stash Drug slang noun A place where illicit drugs are hidden  more cash. After a bit of a sleep-in I asked Chris if he could sort my packed lunch for the day.

With much nagging he finally lugged himself out of bed. After running around the house like a headless chicken, I finally reached the kitchen to stuff Chris's production into my handbag. I deflated when I saw him with a thin, square package of tinfoil tinfoil,
n See foil, tin.

tinfoil substitute,
n See substitute, tinfoil.
 that clearly included two slices of bread stuffed with something dubious.

"Do you really think that is going to sustain me?" I asked, fuming fuming /fum·ing/ (fum´ing) emitting a visible vapor.

fum·ing
adj.
Producing or emitting smoke or vapor, as for certain concentrated nitric, sulfuric, and hydrochloric acids.
.

I huffed and puffed and told him not to bother helping me out again as I rushed around the kitchen slinging in crisps, tea cakes, chocolate biscuits and a couple of leftover chicken legs before snatching the 'sandwich' and stomping out of the door.

I was on the train before I got his text: IF SOMEONE SEARCHED YOUR BAG THIS MORNING THEY'D THINK YOU HAD SOME KIND OF EATING DISORDER eat·ing disorder
n.
Any of several patterns of severely disturbed eating behavior, especially anorexia nervosa and bulimia, seen mainly in female teenagers and young women.
. I suppose he had a point. But then again my behaviour shouldn't have come as a shock - he's always known that I'm the big eater in this partnership. Just the other night my inability to think clearly when presented with food left him upset. Chris was late home from work and had asked me to plate up his dinner - a pre-packed Marksies Puglian pasta and meatballs. I stuffed my share down my gob as fast as I feasibly could without choking. After finishing up I still wasn't quite satisfied. I looked at Chris's half, eyeing up his eight meatballs.

He wouldn't miss two would he? Five minutes later and I'd nicked another two. And by the time he got home there was just a sad trio of meatballs, arranged in a little triangle, on the top of a mound of bland pasta and tomato sauce.

As Chris lifted the lid on what was left his face fell and he looked at me with the face of an abused puppy. My only answer was to shrug, eyes apologetic for actions out of my control.

It may seem like it's not worth the hassle - and that a saving of pounds 6 a day is neither here nor there when it comes to raising some serious cash.

But for us turning to the tinfoil has worked wonders on our finances. Unfortunately, with a hefty deposit to raise for our next house, there are quite a few more lunches to pack yet.
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Publication:The Journal (Newcastle, England)
Date:Oct 6, 2009
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