FLAGGED FOR NECESSARY ROUGHNESS.Byline: David Kronke TV Critic ESPN's SECOND in-house movie, ``The Junction Boys,'' is a good, old-fashioned wallow wallow mud bath frequented by pigs, elephants, red deer, hippopotami as a cooling aid. in testosterone, piles upon piles of it, a ``Band of Brothers'' of college sports. The guy who'd be the villain in most simpering sim·per v. sim·pered, sim·per·ing, sim·pers v.intr. To smile in a silly, self-conscious, often coy manner. v.tr. , politically correct politically correct Politically sensitive adjective Referring to language reflecting awareness and sensitivity to another person's physical, mental, cultural, or other disadvantages or deviations from a norm; a person is not mentally retarded, but dramas of today is the hero, and the guy who'd be the hero is silenced well enough by a couple of shots of fine whiskey. Tom Berenger stars as Paul ``Bear'' Bryant, who would go on to a legendary career with the University of Alabama's Crimson Tide. As ``The Junction Boys'' opens in the summer of 1954, however, he's early in his career, becoming coach of Texas A&M's Aggies. With the zeal that George Patton might have admired, he takes his charges - 111 of them - to the remote outback of Junction, Texas, to toughen them up. By the time he's done, only 35 would return as members of the team. And no wonder - he subjects them to torture that a might give a war hero like John McCain pause. He forces his team members to play football, dawn to dusk in temperatures easily vaulting over 100 degrees, on a field strewn strew tr.v. strewed, strewn or strewed, strew·ing, strews 1. To spread here and there; scatter: strewing flowers down the aisle. 2. with gravel and burrs and fire ants. He bullies a player with a serious back injury into returning to the field. He boots one of his boys dying of heat stroke. His boys puke Puke Slang for selling off a losing position even if the loss is substantial. Notes: The point at which an investor decides to sell regardless of price has been dubbed "the puke point. every few minutes. And he mocks them mercilessly all the way through. In short, he emerges as a major reason personal-injury attorneys exist as the army they are today. Of course, his boys learn to love him for it. And - given that this is a 2002 movie - he seems to learn the error of his ways. You wonder: If the offense is succeeding and he's brutalizing the defense, and vice versa, a couple of these bull-headed jocks just might realize this megalomaniac meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a n. 1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence. 2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions. is bullying guys unwilling to sacrifice their bodies so he can build his reputation on their blood. At one point, Bryant even concedes to the doctor who says he's risking their well-being, ``If these boys don't play balls-out, they're endangerin' my life.'' Still, ``The Junction Boys'' represents an exponential improvement on ESPN's first film, the abysmal ``A Season on the Brink,'' which lacked every element of plotting and pacing every movie preceding it had established. Berenger is decent as the bull-headed Bear, and if the boys in the team are characterized sketchily, the story is related in an occasionally compelling fashion. Its ruthless machismo machismo Exaggerated pride in masculinity, perceived as power, often coupled with a minimal sense of responsibility and disregard of consequences. In machismo there is supreme valuation of characteristics culturally associated with the masculine and a denigration of may put off some viewers - and its sappy music during its unconvincing sensitive moments will put off far more - but its depiction of the win-at-all-costs sensibility of Texas football can be, at times, utterly convincing. THE JUNCTION BOYS - Two and one half stars What: Docudrama about win-at-all-costs college-football coach ``Bear'' Bryant and his aspiring team members. Where: ESPN ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network . When: 9 tonight. In a nutshell: Well-acted depiction of masochistic mas·och·ism n. 1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused. 2. machismo. CAPTION(S): photo Photo: Tom Berenger, second from right, stars as legendary football coach Paul ``Bear'' Bryant in ESPN's ``The Junction Boys.'' |
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