FHM October Sports; The 10 Worst BCS Teams in College Football - FHM Contributor Danny Sheridan.

NEW YORK -- FHM:

1. DUKE - "A lacrosse scandal? J.J. Redick's DUI? What could a
Duke hater possibly ask for as a Christmas present? How about starting
QB Zack Asack being suspended for the season thanks to a bout with
plagiarism?...Duke has lost 26 letterman, 11 of whom were starters.
The rest of the talent remains below ACC caliber. Worst loss
prediction: Sept. 16 at Va Tech, Oct 14 vs. Florida St. and Oct. 21
vs. Miami"
   2. SYRACUSE - "Syracuse needs more from QB Perry Patterson, who
threw six TDs and was sacked 32-times, breaking Paris Hilton's record
for an 11-week span. Worst loss: Oct. 14 at W. Virginia"
   3. KENTUCKY - "RB Rafael Little played big with 1,045 yards and a
team-high 46 receptions last year. But that didn't prevent the
Wildcats from fielding the 107th - ranked offense in the nation. Worst
loss: Sept. 23 at Florida"
   4. WASHINGTON - "Top WR Craig Chambers decided to transfer after a
dispute with coaches. Washington hasn't endured something this
embarrassing since Frasier. Worst loss: Oct. 7 at USC"
   5. MISSISSIPPI STATE - "Coach Sylvester Croom welcomes back 19
starters. But two-time 1,000-yard rusher Jerious Norwood is not one of
them. Worst loss: Oct. 7 vs. W. Virginia"
   6. MISSISSIPPI - "Brent Schaeffer threw for 2,970 yards and 40 TDs
while rushing for 860 yards and 10TDs as a JUCO All-America. They'll
need Schaeffer to light it up because coach Ed Orgeron has to comb
Craig's List to find four new defensive linemen. Worst loss: Nov. 18
at LSU"
   7. BAYLOR - "Baylor clawed their way to 5-6 last season, but with
an 8-72 Big 12 record over the last decade, .500 is a long way off.
Worst loss: Nov. 18 vs. Oklahoma"
   8. VANDERBILT - "The Commodores went 5-6 last year thanks to stud
NFL prospect QB Jay Cutler. His replacement, Chris Nickson, can ignite
a strong passing offense this season, but that offense won't cover for
a defense that surrenders more than the French. Worst loss: Oct. 14 at
Georgia"
   9. INDIANA - "QB Blake Powers had a good 2005 season throwing for
2,305 yards with 22 TDs. But with 16 interceptions he was as accurate
as Star magazine's pregnancy predictions. A weak defense should
prevent the Hoosiers from topping last year's 4-7 record. Worst loss:
Oct. 21 at Ohio St."
   10. ILLINOIS - "No one expected the Illini to be better than 2-9
in (Coach Ron) Zook's first season since they had gone 1-23 in the
conference since 2003. But, with a good recruiting crop to go along
with 20 returning starters, the Illini should fight their way out of
FHM's worst-10 list after this season. Worst loss: Oct. 21 vs. Penn
St."

   Honorable Mention: The top 10 worst non-BCS teams in College
Football: 1. Temple; 2. Rice; 3. New Mexico State; 4. Kent State; 5.
Buffalo; 6. San Jose State; 7. Utah State; 8. North Texas; 9. Florida
Atlantic; 10. Idaho.

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