Email annoyances--a personal view.If you're like me, you live in email. That means you also live with all the dumb things your email program See e-mail program. does-like hide our attachments, turn them into gobbledygook gob·ble·dy·gook also gob·ble·de·gook n. Unclear, wordy jargon. [Imitative of the gobbling of a turkey.] Noun 1. , or delete messages without permission. It also means that you have to deal with all the joke lists, chain letters chain letters at height in 1930s, craze crippled postal service. [Am. Hist.: Sann, 97–104] See : Fads , and productivity--gobbling spam filling your mailbox at all hours of the day. First, I'll show you how to solve general email problems that drive me up the wall. Then I'll guide you through the annoyances in most of the popular email programs-Outlook and its kid sister Outlook Express, Eudora, AOL (A division of Time Warner, Inc., New York, NY, www.aol.com) The world's largest online information service with access to the Internet, e-mail, chat rooms and a variety of databases and services. , Hotmail, and Netscape. The Cardinal Rules of Email Even seasoned email users may sometimes breach email etiquette. Here are some tips for avoiding e-gaffes: * Keep it private. Don't reply to a mailing list An automated e-mail system on the Internet, which is maintained by subject matter. There are thousands of such lists that reach millions of individuals and businesses. New users generally subscribe by sending an e-mail with the word "subscribe" in it and subsequently receive all new with "great idea" or "I agree." Reply privately instead. Select a small part of the original message for context's sake. * Play it safe. Ten people are on an email thread, and you're about to reply to the sender with some juicy gossip. Make sure you're not about to click "Reply to All." * Keep it clean. Cursing somehow looks worse in email, Avoid swearing, or at least often it with asterisks. Harsh language often sounds even angrier in email, and curt messages that aren't meant to be harsh at all can come off as cold. Don't showcase your lousy spelling. Take a second or two to spellcheck your email. I set Eudora to check automatically. Don't have a built-in spellchecker? Go to http://snipuri.com/spellcheck: it's free, includes a thesaurus, and translates into French, German, and Spanish. Ordonne', non? Ja, la, la! When you reply or forward an email, it's helpful if you stick one or two descriptive words in front of the original subject so the recipient has an idea of what's in store. For instance, I use words such as "Update:", "Confirmation:", or "Really dumb:". Hide The Recipients List THE ANNOYANCE: It rankles when I get an email and the list of email addresses is longer than the message. THE FIX? When you're sending an email to more than one person just made the recipient list using your email applications Blind Copy (Bcc) feature. You can either address the message to yourself or leave the 'To' field blank (if your mailer will let you). Then Bcc everyone else. * To display the Bcc field in Outlook Express, select View and select All Headers. * in Outlook, choose View and select Bcc Field. * In Netscape, click the 'To' field and scroll to Bcc. * Eudora's the easiest-just fill in the Bcc field. Display Email Headers THE ANNOYANCE: My email program works overtime to protect me from headers, and most of the time, that's just fine. Usually, all I want to know is who wrote the email, who received it, and when it was sent. But every now and then I have to dig up email headers to report a problem to tech support or to find out why something is bouncing back. THE FIX: Each email application has a different way of showing headers. To display the header info, follow the steps for your mail program: * OutlookExpress5 and 6: Open the email message, select File Properties, and click the Details tab. * Outlook 2000 and 2002: Open the email message, click View, and select Options. The data you want is in the Internet Headers dialog box A movable window that is displayed on screen in response to the user selecting a menu option. It provides the current status and available options for a particular feature in the program. . * Netscape Mail: In Versions 6 and 7 of Netscape, open the email message, click View, and select Message Source. For Netscape's web-based email Web-based email or webmail is a term referring to an e-mail service intended to be primarily accessed via a web browser, as opposed to through an application such as Microsoft Outlook or Outlook Express, Mozilla's Thunderbird or Apple's Mail. , open the message and click the little yellow triangle at the bottom right of the messages Subject/Date/From/To pane. * Eudora 5: Open the email and click the Blah Blah Blah (no, I'm not kidding) button on the message window's toolbar A row or column of on-screen buttons used to activate functions in the application. Many toolbars are customizable, letting you add and delete buttons as required. Toolbars may be fixed in position or may float, which means they can be dragged to a more convenient location in the . The header information will appear at the top of the message. * AOL: just above the email message, locate the "sent from the Internet (Details)' line and click '(Details)' The header information appears in the Internet Information dialog box. * Hotmail: Head for Options, choose Mail Display Settings, choose Full, and click OK. Open the email again and repeat the process, choosing None or Basic once you've looked at the headers. Stop Your Mailbox from Filling Up THE ANNOYANCE: You get a call from a friend that his emails to you are bouncing back. 'It says your email box is full' your buddy says with a smirk. Lucky he called, though, because otherwise your email would continue bouncing. THE FIX: This used to happen to me when friends insisted on sending messages with humorous files attached. When someone sends you an email message, it goes to your Internet Service Provider Internet service provider (ISP) Company that provides Internet connections and services to individuals and organizations. For a monthly fee, ISPs provide computer users with a connection to their site (see data transmission), as well as a log-in name and password. (ISP (1) See in-system programmable. (2) (Internet Service Provider) An organization that provides access to the Internet. Connection to the user is provided via dial-up, ISDN, cable, DSL and T1/T3 lines. ), which holds it on an email server See mail server. so that your email program can, at your leisure, fetch it. Problem is, most ISPs limit you to between 5 and 10 MB of server space for your messages-and once your accumulating email fills that space, your ISP's email server rejects (bounces) any new incoming mail until you make room for the new messages. My ISP, EarthLink, sends me a warning email when my email box is nearly full. But even if your ISP does you that courtesy, you have to fetch your email regularly. You also need to make sure your POP3 account is set up to delete your mail from the server after you've fetched it, as follows: * In Outlook Express and Outlook 2000 and 2002, click Tools-+Accounts, select the proper account, and click Properties-+Advanced. if you have 'Leave a copy of message on server' checked, be sure 'Remove from server after 5 days' (the default) is checked, but change the 5 to 2. * In Eudora, select Tools> Options->Incoming Mail. If you have leave mail on server" checked, be sure "Delete from server after 0 days" is checked, but change the default 0 to 2. * In Netscape Mail select Edit>Mail/News Account Settings, then select Server (Server Settings in Version 7) under the appropriate account name. Make certain that 'Delete messages on server when they are deleted locally' is checked. Then select Copies & Folders (under Server or Server Settings) and set the drop-down lists to appropriate local folders. Hide Your Return Address If you read mail on newsgroups This is a list of newsgroups that are significant for their popularity or their position in Usenet history. As of October 2002, there are about 100,000 Usenet newsgroups, of which approximately a fifth are active. , keep prying eyes-namely, bots bots maggots of flies which infest animals, especially horses and sheep. The term bot is also loosely used to include the invasive maggots such as those of Cuterebra and Wohlfahrtia spp. horse bots see gasterophilus. that scoop up Verb 1. scoop up - take out or up with or as if with a scoop; "scoop the sugar out of the container" lift out, scoop, scoop out, take up remove, take away, withdraw, take - remove something concrete, as by lifting, pushing, or taking off, or remove something email addresses for spammers.--from getting a usable email address. You tan either insert characters that legitimate users can remove, or you tan physically break up your address so a bot (1) (roBOT) A program used on the Internet that performs a repetitive function such as posting a message to multiple newsgroups or searching for information or news. Bots are used to provide comparison shopping. Bots also keep a channel open on the Internet Relay Chat (IRC). can't read it. For instance, in your email program's "Reply to" field under Tools or Options, change your email to something like bassREMOVETHISgroupsClycos.com, if your emails have a signature line, break it up like this: bass- | not groups | extractable @Lycos. | by com | automated means Spam Zappers Extraordinaire ex·tra·or·di·naire adj. Extraordinary: a jazz singer extraordinaire. [French, from Old French, from Latin extra THE ANNOYANCE: Its getting so bad that on some days, I get as much spam as legitimate email. THE FIX Don't spend your time battling spam. In fact, it shoudn't even be on your radar. There are dozens of tools to reduce spam, but I recommend the following three because each is able to capture and mulch between 90 and 98 percent of the spam aimed at me: MailWasher : This spam attacker has all the characteristics I like in a spam blocker See spam filter. . It works like a charm, is truly easy to set up and use, and nails spam at the door by filtering, bouncing, blacklisting, and removing it. And while there's a MailWasher Pro version, the free one is adequate for most people. MailWasher works on your incoming missives (POP3 email programs and AOL only) before you open your email program. It goes to the mail server, just as your email program does, but it retrieves only the header information and the first few lines of each message. From there, I take action: I mark messages I recognize as spam, or I agree with MailWasher's suspicion that they're spam. One click and MailWasher spits the message back to the sender, camouflaging it with 'address not found.' Yep, it really looks like bounced mail. After a few days, you'll find MailWasher a no-brainer to use. It's easy to add email buddies to a friends list and the junk to MailWasher's spam list. After you've used MailWasher for a while, it collects enough info-through heuristic A method of problem solving using exploration and trial and error methods. Heuristic program design provides a framework for solving the problem in contrast with a fixed set of rules (algorithmic) that cannot vary. 1. checking and filtering-that most spam is automatically blocked without any intervention. Grab a copy at http.//www.oreilly.com/pcannoyances. iHateSpam What's neat about iHateSpam is that, unlike MailWasher, it works within your email program, so there's no need to load and use a separate program, iHateSpam adds a toolbar to both Oudook and Outlook Express that lets you bounce email, mark messages as spam (or not spam), and add senders to an enemies or friends list. What won me over to iHateSpam is that it really, truly blasts spam to smithereens smith·er·eens pl.n. Informal Fragments or splintered pieces; bits: The fragile dish broke into smithereens. . My wife and I used iHateSpam for more than a month. Her daily use filtered about 98 percent of the spam she received; dummy accounts I set up on Hotmail and CompuServe gave me an even better hit rate. I don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. what sort of algorithmic magic the program uses, but it seems to grow smarter the more I use it. You can grab a trial copy of the $20 utility from http://wwworeilly.com/pcannoyances. Spamnix. There's no doubt that Eudora users need Spamnix, a $30 no-frills plug-in from Spamnix Software. Spamnix examines each messages header and content, s. If Spamnix thinks the email isn't spam-but it is- click the Reject This Sender button and Spamnix bans the sender's subsequent messages. Click the Accept button and the program grants immunity to future mail from the sender. Spamnix optionally accepts all email from anyone in Eudora's address book. You tan get a copy of the 30-day trial version at http://www.oreilly.com/pcannoyances. If you're using a web-based email service-which typically has built-in spam filters--you may need to dig into Verb 1. dig into - examine physically with or as if with a probe; "probe an anthill" poke into, probe penetrate, perforate - pass into or through, often by overcoming resistance; "The bullet penetrated her chest" the options and turn on or configure filtering: HotmaiL From Options, choose junk Mail See spam and junk faxes. Filter and choose a filter level. Then click Safe List and add addresses you want to get through the filter, such as friends or business associates. Finally, click Mailing Lists and add any lists you subscribe to Verb 1. subscribe to - receive or obtain regularly; "We take the Times every day" subscribe, take buy, purchase - obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction; "The family purchased a new car"; "The conglomerate acquired a new company"; so they won't be filtered as junk. Yahoo!. There's no way to set spam filtering levels. Yahoo uses SpamGuard, a tool that automatically filters spam. Alternative Medicine for PC Viruses THE ANNOYANCE: Help! I think my PCs infected, and I havn't updated my antivirus software See antivirus program. (tool) antivirus software - Programs to detect and remove computer viruses. The simplest kind scans executable files and boot blocks for a list of known viruses. in ages. THE FIX: Head for HouseCall, Trend Micro's free, up-to-date online virus scan- ner, at http://snipurl.com/housecall. After a small utility downloads onto your PC, HouseCall scans your computer's hard drive, finding and removing viruses. Play it safe and do another scan using McAfee's Stinger. It's not a substitute for antivirus software, but a virus removal tool for the virus du jour du jour adj. 1. Prepared for a given day: The soup du jour is cream of potato. 2. Most recent; current: the trend du jour. . As 1 wrote this book, Stinger looked for and removed such common pests as MSBlast, Fizzer, Lovgate, BackDoor-AQJ, SQLSlammer, Lirva, Yaha, Bugbear, Elkern,, Funlove, Nimda, Sircam, and the ever-popular Klez. McAfee updates Stinger depending on how frequently the virus strikes. You can find Stinger at http://www.oreilly.com/pcannoyances Clean Up Forwarded Email THE ANNOYANCE: Are the forwarded messages you send overloaded with excess baggage-distracting > symbols, extra spaces, carriage returns, and bizarre word wrapping. When I receive such emails, I often don't bother to read them, so don't be surprised if the messages you forward aren't read either. THE FIX There's a very easy fix, and it won't cost you a cent. All it takes is a quick cut and paste To move an object from one location to another. When the operation is complete, there is nothing left in the original location. It may refer to relocating files from one folder to another or to relocating selected text or images from one document to another. into eCleaner, a nifty free utility, to scour scour, scours 1. the chemical and physical cleaning of fleece wool. 2. diarrhea. dietetic scour see dietary diarrhea. peat scour see secondary nutritional copper deficiency. the email of junk before you forward it on. Besides removing irritating > symbols, the tool gets rid of HTML HTML in full HyperText Markup Language Markup language derived from SGML that is used to prepare hypertext documents. Relatively easy for nonprogrammers to master, HTML is the language used for documents on the World Wide Web. code and email headers, and straightens out the word wrap A word processing feature that moves words to the next line automatically as you type based on the current right margin setting. Some word processing programs allow word wrap to be turned off for writing source code. . To clean an email, copy and paste To copy files from one location to another or to copy text and images from one document to another. All modern operating systems and applications have a copy and paste capability that is typically selected from an Edit menu. See cut and paste and Win Copy between windows. the desired mail into eCleaner and press F1 Select the cleaned text and paste it into a spanking spanking Pediatrics Corporal punishment, usually of children, in which the buttocks, are pummeled, swatted, or otherwise struck. See Corporal punishment Sexology Slapping, usually of the buttocks as a part of sexuoerotic activity. Cf Sadomasochism. new email. I keep eCleaner on my Windows Quick Launch toolbar for easy one-click access. To add it to the toolbar, open the eCleaner folder, right-click eCleaner, and drag and drop A graphical user interface (GUI) capability that lets you perform operations by moving the icon of an object with the mouse into another window or onto another icon. For example, files can be copied or moved by dragging them from one folder to another. it to the Quick Launch toolbar. Release the mouse but-ton and choose Create Shortcuts See Win Shortcuts. Here. You tan grab a copy of eCleaner at http://snipurl.com/ecleaner. Share Big Files Without the Attachments THE ANNOYANCE. You have a terrific video to share with a buddy. Unfortunately, it's 30 MB and if you try to attach it to an email message, the ISP police will come knocking at your door. THE FIX: Forget email. If you frequently send and receive large files, use znail (http://www.znai/.com), an almost-free web site for file storing and sharing. You simply upload a file to znail using your browser, then send your friend an email with a link for file retrieval. There's no cost for up to 5 MB of storage. If you want to be a big spender (and big file-transferrer), a dollar a year gets you 20 MB of storage; 50 MB runs $10 a year. znail has some download restrictions, but nothing I'd call onerous. If you have 20 MB of znail storage, you tan download a maximum of 40 MB per day and 100 MB per week. (To share data, you have to share the same username and password with friends or coworkers.) If you're on a dialup line, these uploads and downloads can take forever. So if that's your situation, burn the file on a CD and hand-deliver it to your buddy. Return to Sender, Address Unknown THE ANNOYANCE: Theres one guy who sends me the most inane, awful, dumb jokes. I've asked him to remove me from his alleged joke list, to no avail. THE FIX. Here's the sneaky way to get off any joke list. Use the Bounce Spam Mail utility to deliver a fake bouncemessage. It looks absolutely authentic, and the poor shlub shlub n. Slang Variant of schlub. will think your email address is invalid. You'll find Bounce Spam Mail at http://www.oreillycom/pcannoyances. Indecipherable Attachments THE ANNOYANCE: Occasionally I receive email with a file attachment that's indecipherable. My virus program scanned it and gave it a clean bill of health a certificate from the proper authority that a ship is free from infection. See also: Clean ; it's just unreadable. THE FIX. The attachment has probably been encoded with Uuencode, MIME, or BinHex, rendering it seemingly impossible to read with any program in the PC world. You need a copy of V Communications PowerDesk, a free Wind~ Explorer replacement that has a built-in decoder (and, if you ~ need it, an encoder) for UU, XX, MIME base64, and BinHex files. It's also a terrific file manager. PowerDesk as available at PCWorld.coms Downloads at http://snipurl.com/powerdesk Turn Off Return Receipt THE ANNOYANCE. Some people slip a return receipt request into email they send me. Do they think I wouldn't read it otherwise? THE FIX. I give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they don't realize return receipts are a breach of email etiquette. 1 reject the request and tell the writer how to turn the feature off: * In Eudora, just don't click the Return Receipt button on the toolbar. * In Outlook, click Tools-Options, choose the Preferences tab, select Email Options, and click Tracking Options. Make sure 'Request a read receipt for all messages I send' is unchecked. If you use Outlook Express 6, click Tools-Options, choose the Receipts tab, and make sure 'Request a return receipt for all sent message? is unchecked. If you want to keep your email reading habits to yourself, check 'Never send a response' in Outlook, or 'Never send a read receipt" in Outlook Express. Finally if your message is really critical, try using that newfangled new·fan·gled adj. 1. New and often needlessly novel. See Synonyms at new. 2. Fond of novelty. [Middle English newfanglyd, fond of novelty, alteration of thing called a telephone. From PC Annoyances. Steve Bass, O'reilly. Windows Server 2003 in a Nutshell, Mitch Tulloch Readers who are familiar with Tulloch's previous book, "Windows 2000 Administration in a Nutshell" will notice that this new book represents a complete overhaul of the earlier material. "Windows Server 2003 in a Nutshell' has much easier to find information-there are only two alphabetic references, one for the GUI (Graphical User Interface) A graphics-based user interface that incorporates movable windows, icons and a mouse. The ability to resize application windows and change style and size of fonts are the significant advantages of a GUI vs. a character-based interface. and one for the command-line," Tulloch explains. 'The Task Map chapter lets you look up a task-troubleshooting startup issues, for instance-and then find topics in the two reference chapters that will help. This one-two approach to finding things will make it easier to navigate through the vast wonderland that is Windows Server 2003." According to Tulloch, this reference is ideal for administration and deployment, as well as for deeper issues such as planning, configuring, and troubleshooting. 'Windows Server in a Nutshell" includes: --Introductory chapters on transitioning from Windows NT and Windows 2000 --A task map listing more than 600 common tasks and how to perform them --A GUI reference organized by major themes of Windows Server 2003 administration --An alphabetic reference of command line administration tools and scripts This book is a no-fluff guide to administering the Windows Server 2003 operating system, written for those who are beyond the tutorial stage-primarily intermediate to advanced admins who are are familiar with either the Windows NT, Windows 2000 platform, or both. Small enough to sit handily hand·i·ly adv. 1. In an easy manner. 2. In a convenient manner. Adv. 1. handily - in a convenient manner; "the switch was conveniently located" conveniently 2. on the desktop where it's needed, and condensed con·dense v. con·densed, con·dens·ing, con·dens·es v.tr. 1. To reduce the volume or compass of. 2. To make more concise; abridge or shorten. 3. Physics a. enough to he quick and easy to use, "Windows Server 2003 in a Nutshell" is the ideal quick desktop reference for those who work or plan to work closely with Microsoft's new platform. www.oreilly.com |
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