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Drawing on the News.


THERE THAT MAKES A NICE ADDITION DON'T don't  

1. Contraction of do not.

2. Nonstandard Contraction of does not.

n.
A statement of what should not be done: a list of the dos and don'ts.
 YA THINK?

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HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO SEE YOU, SIR ...

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YOU FIRST ...

OH, NO, I INSIST ... AFTER YOU ...

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THE MORE WE CUT GOVERNMENT-FUNDED WELFARE, THE MORE CHURCHES AND CHARITIES WILL PICK UP THE SLACK 1. (operating system) slack - Internal fragmentation. Space allocated to a disk file but not actually used to store useful information.
2. (jargon) slack
!

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NEITHER THE ISRAELIS This is a list of prominent Israelis (including Arab citizens of Israel). Historical figures
Politicians

See also: List of Israeli politicians

  • Chaim Weizmann - first President of Israel (1949-52)
 NOR THE PALESTINIANS ARE WITHOUT SIN, WHICH ENTITLES THEM BOTH TO STONE EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY BOTH DIE AND PEACE REIGNS.

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FIRST WE KILL THE ECONOMY BY CUTTING TAXES IN MID-RECESSION AND GIVING THE MONEY TO A FEW HUNDRED RICH FOREIGNERS Foreigners

alienage

the condition of being an alien.

androlepsy

Law. the seizure of foreign subjects to enforce a claim for justice or other right against their nation.

gypsyologist, gipsyologist

Rare.
. THEN, LAZARUS-LIKE, IT REVIVES STRONGER THAN EVER!

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO GOT THE MOST VOTES. JUST SQUINT squint: see strabismus.  YOUR EYES REAL HARD AND SAY: "PRESIDENT BUSH." THERE ... NOW WASN'T THAT EASY?

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HE'S THE ONE WHO STARTED!

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ONLY 12 DEAD TODAY IN THE MIDEAST ... THE CEASE-FIRE APPEARS TO BE HOLDING!

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Publication:New York Times Upfront
Date:Sep 17, 2001
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