Downfall of a Dot-comer.The names have been changed to protect the embarrassed. Jason was relatively happy. He headed up the advertising and communication efforts for an industrial parts manufacturer; let's call it Market Niche Inc. or MNI See Merom New Instructions. . They had a large factory with several distribution centers throughout the U.S. His job was to develop the company catalog catalog, descriptive list, on cards or in a book, of the contents of a library. Assurbanipal's library at Nineveh was cataloged on shelves of slate. The first known subject catalog was compiled by Callimachus at the Alexandrian Library in the 3d cent. B.C. with some 5,000 items, do the corporate brochures, produce product flyers and develop the corporate web site. Although Jason, at 30, was one of the youngest people there, he made a good salary. The company was profitable and he looked forward to an annual bonus. He had been there almost five years. Jason had heard about the Internet; people were getting rich. Then a graphics friend called, an Internet start up; let's call it Everything For Industry dot-coin or Everything.Com. It was setting up a buyers' network. They needed people with his background and credibility. He feigned feigned adj. 1. Not real; pretended: a feigned modesty. 2. Made-up; fictitious. Adj. 1. illness one day to go see the company. They had bought an old warehouse south of Market in San Francisco San Francisco (săn frănsĭs`kō), city (1990 pop. 723,959), coextensive with San Francisco co., W Calif., on the tip of a peninsula between the Pacific Ocean and San Francisco Bay, which are connected by the strait known as the Golden , gutted it and filled it with people. All were younger than he, working away on computers. He saw a guy make a paper airplane airplane, aeroplane, or aircraft, heavier-than-air vehicle, mechanically driven and fitted with fixed wings that support it in flight through the dynamic action of the air. and send it zipping across the room. "Isn't this great?" his friend said. "The boss wants to see you. You're going to get an offer. It's a great place to work. The pop is free." He went in to see the boss. They were the same age. "We need people with your talent and experience. know what you did at MNI. We need that here. We'll match your salary, give you a $15,000 signing bonus A signing bonus or sign-on bonus is a sum of money paid to a new employee by a company as an incentive to join that company. These are often given as a way of making a compensation package more attractive to the employee e.g. if the annual salary is lower than they desire. and 10,000 stock options. We will soon have our IPO (Initial Public Offering) The first time a company offers shares of stock to the public. While not a computer term per se, many founders, employees and insiders of computer companies have found this acronym more exciting than any tech term they ever heard. . You can exercise them in three years. We want you to stay. The stock is to open at 20, but it could triple by the time you cash in. Oh, I almost forgot. We'll lease you a BMW BMW in full Bayerische Motoren Werke AG German automaker. Founded as an aircraft engine manufacturer in 1916, the company assumed the name Bayerische Motoren Werke and became known for its high-speed motorcycles in the 1920s. . And as you saw, the pop is free." Jason thought. "Good deal, huh? Look, companies like MNI are dinosaurs. Get out of there before we bury it. You know it. What do you say?" "Let's go Let's Go may refer to: Television
"Great. Sign all the papers before you leave and give me a quick bio. We want to announce your joining immediately." Jason liked his old boss and told him right away. The more he thought about where he worked, he saw that Everything.com was better. His old boss even drove an Oldsmobile, and GM just declared it obsolete. "Are you sure you want to do this?" his old boss asked. "Yes." "OK. Clean out your desk now. I don't want anyone here who doesn't want to be here. I never believed in that two-week notice stuff. Remember, if you leave, you can't come back." Jason was getting angry. Who is he to threaten me? He wanted to tell him about the car, not to mention the stock options. The pop -- at MNI you had to pay and the proceeds paid for the company picnic. Heck, Internet rules! He would be a millionaire at the age of 30. He picked up the BMW the next day and was proud when he saw his new company's billboards along 101 by the airport. He hadn't noticed them before. He remembered his old boss calling them "frivolous Of minimal importance; legally worthless. A frivolous suit is one without any legal merit. In some cases, such an action might be brought in bad faith for the purpose of harrassing the defendant. ." It was his first day at the office: He quickly saw that rather than being the youngest at MNI, he was now one of the oldest at Everything.com. His new job was to be the senior advisor In some countries, a Senior Advisor is an appointed position by the Head of State to advise on the highest levels of national and government policy. Sometimes a junior position to this is called a National Policy Advisor. to the director of marketing. He didn't have any authority, but his advice would be sought after. Everything.com was going to be the source for all industrial parts but would not have any warehouses. "We're a Net, not a rust-belt company," the new marketing director told him. "Warehouses are a waste. We buy from existing suppliers. They waste their money on warehouses. We spent a couple million so far on our web site, It works in 14 languages." Jason walked over to operations. He saw that they were taking orders for New York New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of firms and filling them from California companies. And then they were sending them via two-day FedEx. "Why are we doing this?" Jason asked. He noticed this was the first time he had used "we." The head of operations told him "We are building market share." He remembered his boss at MNI telling him that to get rich you need to buy low and sell high. Here they were buying high and selling low. Then something else struck him. He saw that half the communication budget was going for double-page spreads double-page spread double n → Doppelseite f in Red Herring Red Herring A preliminary registration statement that must be filed with the SEC describing a new issue of stock (IPO) and the prospects of the issuing company. Notes: , Upside Upside The potential dollar amount by which the market or a stock could rise. Notes: This is basically an educated guess on how high a stock could go in the near future. See also: Bull, Downside , Industry Standard and Business 2.0. They had 15 billboards on various spots along the 101 freeway and even posters inside airport jetways. "Who are we trying to reach?" he asked. The marketing director told him. "The venture capitalist Venture Capitalist An investor who provides capital to either start-up ventures or support small companies who wish to expand but do not have access to public funding. Notes: Venture capitalists usually expect higher returns for the additional risks taken. . We are going to be needing more money." "I understand that," Jason said, "But what about brochures, catalogs?" "The Net's the future," came the response. "Forget about paper." It must be so, for whenever he looked over at the president's office, it was filled with venture capitalists and attorneys, not customers as at MNI. He saw that the company made a big deal about his having come from MNI, but was surprised no one asked him any commercial questions about customers or competitor strategy. A young aide said, "We'll make a new set of rules for this industry." It was 6:00 and he was tired. He wanted to go home. He started to smell a lot of pizza. Domino's was making deliveries. The marketing director looked over at him, "We're just getting started -- most of us will stay until 9:30." This went on for three months. Then one day when Jason walked into the office, he noticed a change in mood. He asked one of the young programmers, "Why so gloomy?" "They cancelled the employee gym." He remembered being told when they hired him that they were going to build an on-site gym and child day-care center day-care center: see day nursery. for the employees. No charge. The marketing director walked into his office and handed Jason a bunch of messages. They were from a number of accounting departments of magazines. "Please call these folks and let them know we're working on getting them paid." "How long will it be?" Jason asked. "Make something up," he was told. He started to get more nervous each day. The IP0 was delayed. And then delayed again. But the boss had a meeting to tell everyone everything was cool. The market didn't really understand what they were doing. Then one Monday Jason came in and was told to go to the marketing director's office. "What's up?" he asked cheerfully? "We're shutting down the marketing department. We have to let you go. Give me the keys to the car." He didn't know what to say. "What about severance?" "Are you kidding? -- you just joined the company." "But I left a good job to come here." The marketing director wasn't listening. It was over. This was unbelievable. Jason had gone from a secure job to the street in less than three months. They even took the car away so he had to call his wife to pick him up. He, like most of the other drivers on the highway, paid little attention to billboards as he drove home. The next morning he swallowed his pride and called his old boss at MNI. He told him what had happened. "I want my old job back." "That's impossible; we hired someone." There was a pause. "I don't usually do this, but there is a job in your old department." Jason's hopes rose. "What is it?" "We need an errand er·rand n. 1. a. A short trip taken to perform a specified task, usually for another. b. The purpose or object of such a trip: Your errand was to mail the letter. 2. runner. John Freivalds is principal, jfa, Minneapolis, Minn. |
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