Don't make me look like the world's biggest.. SLUT; MODEL JANICE'S LONG LINE OF LOVERS.
TOUTRAGEOUS Janice Dickinson, the self-styled world's first supermodel, has revealed a list of former lovers which reads like a Hollywood who's who.
In her second autobiography, Everything About Me is Fake... and I'm Perfect, she names Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Liam Neeson - and that's just the men.
But Janice, who also says she's been out with John F Kennedy Jnr, George Harrison, Mick Jagger and Frank Zappa, said: "Don't make me look like the world's biggest slut, because I'm not. I'm a woman with experience and dignity."
The 5ft 10ins catwalk queen revealed in her first book No Lifeguard on Duty - to which Warner Brothers recently bought the film rights - that she had a romp with model and actress Kelly LeBrock, Steven Seagal's ex-wife.
And there was also a threesome with Grace Jones and Rocky IV star Dolph Lundgren.
Ten years ago, Janice claimed that Stallone was the father of her baby Savannah.
When blood tests proved that film mogul Michael Birnbaum was the dad, Stallone dumped her.
But after all that action with sex symbols, Dickinson says she's finally found the man of her dreams.
And he's not the movie or rock heart-throbs she usually likes to get between the sheets.
It's none other than Jon Lovitz, the balding, overweight comic who plays the nerdy guys who never get the girl on screen.
"Jon is the sexiest man alive," Janice said, who is still stunning at 51, although she claims to be 49.
"The funniest, sexiest, most well put together man that walks the Earth. And most importantly he's one hot stud muffin. Who would have thought?
"It started out as a friendship in September and has now moved on to romance.
"He's divorced and has no children, but he's just so great with kids. He got my daughter Savvy on a basketball team, and I was watching them practice and I fell in love."
She also said that Lovitz, 46, who stars in the upcoming film The Stepford Wives with Nicole Kidman, won't have to worry about her cheating on him with other women.
Janice, who counts Prince Albert of Monaco as an admirer, added: "I'm a sexual being, but I haven't done that since I wrote about it."
She admitted in her latest book that she once bedded a model who is a household name.
Janice herself has been a top model for three decades and is now a judge on America's Next Top Model, a Pop Idol style show, and making a name for herself as a female Simon Cowell. She added: "``I'm brutally honest. I feel like I'm saving the girls a lot of time by telling them, you're too fat, too skinny, too old or too short.
"Tyra Banks [the contest's creator] is way too nice. I'm not."
Brooklyn-born Janice wrote her new book as a cautionary tale, advising young girls who want to become models how tough life can be as a covergirl.
She said: "I want them to avoid the pitfalls that I've made - bulimia, alcohol addiction, drug dependency, acting out sexually, shopaholic, and all the other 'aholics' that can occur."
Janice, who has been clean and sober for two years and attends AA meetings daily, wrote: "But I'm here to tell you that I got to the other side, and now I'm here to be of service to others."
Many of the supermodels she's now helping with her biography won't, however, have faced the horrific child abuse that left her scarred for life and seeking comfort at the bottom of a bottle.
Janice said: "Due to unresolved childhood issues, it took me 47 years to get sober. My father, the monster, made sexual advances many times, and I fended him off.
"Then he beat me on a daily basis. But the sexual abuse was still going on in the house with my older sister.
"We didn't tell my mother because we were forced to keep the secret of a paedophile behaving his way. That inability to tell anyone, a teacher, a friend, was like a silent prison. It led me to a lifetime of self-destructive behaviour." Janice also suffers from what she calls "perfliction" - an addiction to being perfect.
Over the years she's had two boob jobs and now her figure is a "perfect" 36C-24-34.
She stays pencil- thin on a protein diet and regular exercise, including yoga, spinning, running after her kids and dogs, and long hikes in the canyons near her LA home.
But with her face back in the limelight and Top Model coming back for a second season in the autumn, she has had a $60,000 makeover on her face.
A Beverly Hills doctor gave her a browlift to smooth her forehead, a mini-facelift, raised her neck skin, and grafted fat to her cheeks from her abdomen and thighs.
She also had a chemical peel to erase lines, and a procedure to tighten droopy upper and lower eyelids.
"When they dig up my coffin," she added, "they're going to find the most smiley corpse there ever was."
SOME OF HER MEN...
WILD JOKER: Nicholson..GREAT: Warren Beatty UNSATISFIED: Jagger
..AND A FEW MORE
DUMPED: Sly Stallone THEONE: Jon Lovitz ADMIRER: Prince Albert
HOW THEY SHAPED UPWARREN BEATTY: "Great! He'd had lots of practice."
MICK JAGGER: "I can't get no satisfaction."
KELLY LEBROCK: "We were coked out of our minds."
JON LOVITZ: "One hot stud muffin."
LIAM NEESON: "The size of an Evian bottle."
JACK NICHOLSON: "The joker was wild."
SLY STALLONE: "Speaking of not-so-perfect sex."
BRUCE WILLIS: "Fabulous in bed, fabulous all-round."
FRANK ZAPPA: "It was so brief, I blinked and it was gone."
STUNNING; Janice Dickinson has an impressive list of admirers and former lovers