Daz's car tips shock.Byline: MIKE LOCKLEY THE engine of my car died on me last week. I took it to the garage and an awfully nice chappie chappie Noun Informal a man or boy called 'Daz' tinkered under the bonnet bonnet usually worn along with new clothes on Easter Sunday. (“Oh, I could write a sonnet about your Easter bonnet.”) [Christian Tradition: Misc.; Am. Music: Irving Berlin, “Easter Parade”] See : Easter . After a quarter of an hour with an array of tools, Daz emerged triumphant. He turned the keys in the ignition and the engine purred into life. "How on earth did you fix that?" I asked. The mechanic shrugged. "Just cr*p in the carburettor," he muttered. "Reeeally," I gasped, a tad shell-shocked. "And how often should I do that?" |
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