DailyPoem.JACK KERR, of Oak Tree Avenue, Green Lane, said: "With all this furore about hoods and veils, wouldn't it be a good idea if no-one wore headgear in court?" Hats Of inn Court No berets, no bearskins, No birettas or wimples, Young ladies look better When showing their dimples. Let's ditch the deerstalker, The chav chav Noun Brit slang, derogatory a young working-class person who dresses in casual sports clothes baseball cap - And the Archbishop's mitre Must sit in his lap. We ought to ban the sombrero som·bre·ro n. pl. som·bre·ros A large straw or felt hat with a broad brim and tall crown, worn especially in Mexico and the American Southwest. , The fez and the turban, The fedora, the trilby, So awfully suburban. And we won't allow helmets (motorcycle or pith pith, in botany, core of the stem of most plants. Pith is composed of large, loosely packed food-storage cells. As the stem grows older the pith usually dries out, and in some it disintegrates and the stem becomes hollow. ), If I had a say We would give them a miss. None of your faces Shall lurk 'neath a mask, How much less of a favour Could we possibly ask? So off with the hoodies, Off with the veil, And leave your fine wig sir, Up high on its nail. |
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