Articles from Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland) (April 9, 2009)

Title	Author	Type	Words
'When I go on dates I become a stuttering wreck' Just Joan CATCH UP ON JUST JOAN ONLINE www.dailyrecord.co.uk/joanburnie.			190
94mph KILLER COP FACES JAIL; Hayley, 16, mown down.			378
A "SMART" computer system which; Business IN BRIEF.			138
Actor is jailed for attack.			97
AMATEUR VETS KILL THEIR PETS; Owners can't afford sick bills.			305
ANDFINALLY..			99
ANGLER JOE SAVED BY HIS LIFEBUCKET; Fisherman clings on for 40 minutes until rescuers pull him from the sea.			304
ARE YOU A LIAR OR INCOMPETENT? RBS boss faces fresh quiz for denying job cuts ..then axing 4500 more.			297
Baa-shful about all this cyber chatting.			623
BEST MORTGAGE DEALS.			203
Blair gay rights plea to Vatican.			132
BLUES ARE BRAN NEW; Ivanovic double shatters Rafa's dream.			681
BRIGHT IDEAS; Dazzling neon's bounce found five fantastic ou back into fashion and we ed utfits 've.			173
Caffeine hit is up in the air.			181
CALUM OUT TO TOPPLE PAUL'S KID.			241
CANNED; Sorry Scots blow World Cup chance.			460
Capital house prices slump 7% in a year; Credit crunch still taking its toll on property market.			311
CARD LUCK.			614
CHOLESTEROL CAN BE A KILLER.			113
Chris: I'll join club 40.			131
Christian aid; Record View.			228
CHRISTIAN CHARITY; FOOTBALLER DAILLY PRAISES MAGGIE'S CENTRE STAFF WHO HELPED HIS FAMILY THROUGH HELL.			1363
City out to raise a Spark for Mark.			358
CLAW BACK TAX CASH; Billions of pounds can be claimed each year.			832
Clyde facing a hitch over ground switch.			138
COISTY: IT WAS A WEEK OF HELL.			224
Cops 'n' Robbie for new TV show.			204
Cops nick 10 in blitz on terror.			130
Count on new faces; Yourview.			115
CRACKER IN MURDERLAND; Robbie lands new cop role on TV.			329
DEAD BABY SWINDLER IN COURT NO-SHOW; pounds 17k benefits cheat taken to hospital.			312
Dealing with my debt was tougher than cancer; Kate Judge's new book hopes to help those who are struggling financially.			1224
DELIVERY firm Business Post have increased; Business IN BRIEF.			134
Don't dream of thinking Walter has backed down; Shamed pair still need a miracle to pull on Gers shirt again despite Smith's olive branch.			905
DR BOO-HOO.			115
DR BOO-HOO; TV star Tennant tells how he cried when Time Lord died.			390
Drivers on net are real Twits.			276
Drunk and on hunt for women; THE WITNESS.			242
EOIN JESS: MY STROKE NIGHTMARE; Ex-Scotland star tells of heart scare at just 38.			463
Family's win was dead cert.			165
FAST TRACK.			266
FELIPE IS JUST LIKE MAN UTD ACE RON.			550
FLYING WITHOUT WINGS; Simulator lets Scots pilot the airship of WWI heroes.			1228
FOUR-GONE CONCLUSION; Celts slam Bairns but Brown booking is black mark.			1030
Gloomy outlook over houses.			183
He bedded babysitter, now she's pregnant; Just Joan CATCH UP ON JUST JOAN ONLINE www.dailyrecord.co.uk/joanburnie.			242
HEART ATTACK KILLS ROLLERS BOSS TAM; Paton loses health battle.			422
Help.			108
Hobson's choice left Richard with a bad card hand; the readers' champion.			817
HOLLY AND HER MUM FOUND DEAD; Cops arrest man after bodies discovered at beauty spot.			424
Homes repo anger.			81
Homing in on a Brit of DIY at Easter.			250
HOODOO BUSTER; Lyle backs Casey to end Euro jinx.			922
HOTLINE.			712
HOW I CRIED WHEN DR WHO DIED; TENNANT SET TO END FOUR YEARS IN THE TARDIS.			341
Husband took his secret to the grave; Just Joan CATCH UP ON JUST JOAN ONLINE www.dailyrecord.co.uk/joanburnie.			466
I dare Fred to go back to Paisley; Comment OF THE DAY: Yourview.			108
I DON'T MISCH HAVING A MAN.			86
I McCann beat my crock hell.			340
I SENT SON TO HEAVEN ..AND MYSELF TO HELL; Moment mum shot boy.			188
I SOLD HOUSE SO BEAST COULD GO TO SCOTLAND; MOIRA JONES TRIAL: THE MONSTER'S FOREIGN LAIR.			926
I SOLD HOUSE SO BEAST COULD GO TO SCOTLAND; MOIRA JONES TRIAL: THE MONSTER'S FOREIGN LAIR: Mother tells of the happy boy who grew up to be monster.			903
IN the name of inflated bosoms, make it stop.			91
It's a fight, not a row.			86
IT'S A FINE OLD MESSI.			439
Jambos comeback kid crocked again.			139
JAN: I'LL DUTCH BASE AGAIN ONE DAY.			226
Jeff to serve up Yogi beer.			342
JITTERY GERS' MISSING LINK; Ibrox men need that Fergie factor.			1274
JOE PLEA ON DONS DEMO.			437
Justice for Moira's family; Record View.			246
Keep putting money away.			114
Lohan's so low.			87
LOSING LEAGUE ON LAST DAY WAS LOWEST TIME IN MY LIFE; McGeady admits memory of Fir Park failure is driving him on to title.			1027
Madonna's pounds 340k for Italy quake; Star answers cash plea.			371
MAKE THE TOP SIX OR OUR SEASON IS SUNK; Mark doesn't want Well to finish the campaign in no-man's land.			899
MAN BY MAN.			486
Marino's set to live dream at Le Mans; UPDATE.			332
Mum and daughter: Man held.			137
MUM'S pounds 10k DOPE FARM; Cannabis factory in the garage.			327
Murray will be back to raise roof.			173
Newswipe BBC4, Thurs.			182
No hope in hunt for surfer.			84
Nuclear dream; Yourview.			95
Our hearts have been gouged out and we are left with ragged weeping wounds. . MOIRA JONES TRIAL: FAMILY'S ANGUISH: Mum tells of grief as 'depraved monster' is caged for murder.			1795
Our hearts have been gouged out and we are left with ragged weeping wounds.. MOIRA JONES TRIAL: FAMILY'S ANGUISH.			1771
PARS FACE CUP CRISIS.			97
Partner wants to wear my panties.			158
PEARL DIVING IN FOR pounds 500m.			176
Perry good Cal; the Razz.			203
Plan to hold on to inheritance.			187
Plan to hold on to inheritance.			170
Pollution baby risk.			90
pounds 100,000 SUPER BINGO.			90
Pray.			150
PRISON DEALER'S DOSH IS SEIZED; Drug con is ordered to pay pounds 1050.			293
Privilege abuse; Yourview.			160
PROVE TO ME YOU'RE SORRY; LATEST ON ROW THAT'S ROCKED OUR GAME.			638
PROVE TO ME YOU'RE SORRY; LATEST ON ROW THAT'S ROCKED OUR GAME: Rangers boss Smith tells bad boys Fergie and McGregor...			650
Prove you're blind or you can't shop here; Woman's fury at worker's demand.			291
Sacked barmaid wins pounds 21k.			164
SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY.			479
SCOTS GIG FOR BEYONCE'S SIS; Junior Knowles will thrill 500 fans.			288
SEE RANGERS v MOTHERWELL IN CARLING VIP STYLE.			286
Showdown made heavenly drama.			419
Skills helpline call.			89
SMITH: PROVE TO ME YOU'RE SORRY.			484
SNUBBED SANDY BLASTS MONTY FOR BLANKING HIS PHONE CALLS.			596
Soccer Shorts; BURLEY BOYS ON THE RISE.			424
Spaniel's 37 days in wild.			173
SPORTSWEAR firm JD Sports said current; Business IN BRIEF.			147
Stars.			710
Stick 'em up and out, Katy.			83
Sticking up for arresting drama.			143
STRICKEN NAVY SHIP HITCHES A RIDE HOME; Repair job to cost millions.			471
Subway sandwiches; Yourview.			115
Swop you a patio set for a Maths class.			170
TELL US HOW OUR DAD REALLY DIED; Family's plea over G20 cop baton attack.			403
TELL US HOW OUR DAD REALLY DIED; FAMILY'S PLEA OVER G20 TRAGEDY.			437
Terror swoops after file blunder.			232
The anterior cruciate ligament? GONE What about the medial ligament? GONE As for your posterior ligament? DOCS CAN'T EVEN FIND IT; But don't dare feel sorry for me says United crock star Jon Daly.			923
The anterior cruciate ligament? GONE What about the medial ligament? GONE As for your posteroor ligament? DOCS CAN'T EVEN FIND IT; But don't dare feel sorry for me says United crock star Jon Daly.			949
THIN MEN MISS OUT ON BIG FAT PAY RISES; But skinny women more likely to be promoted.			419
Tick the boxes to stay bug-free; RECORD PETS.			551
TOP TEAM'S TIPS.			91
Trading in the City for a taste of real-life markets; BRIAN McIVER'S PICK OF THE DAY.			545
TRAPPED; How old-fashioned police work and modern forensics trapped a monster.			1022
TURNING THE CORNER; Project helps young people beat the scourge of drugs and gives hope for the future.			1379
TV tower is stolen.			95
UNLUCKY IN LOVE.			80
Voice of Scotland.			492
WALTER STAYS OFF THE BOOZE.			684
WE NEED TO MAKE IBROX A FORTRESS AGAIN; Stevie's looking for some home comfort.			1097
We won't give any thoughts to Thistle.			281
WE'VE DONE SO WELL.			204
WICHITA IN LINE; Festival ace for Irish Grand National.			326
WIN Tickets for amazing Hinterland.			284
Wine link to shakes.			104
YOUR NEXT KITS TOKEN.			217