Articles from Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland) (April 30, 2009)

Title	Author	Type	Words
A HOST of talent is playing a charity gig; showbuzz: RAZZ.			96
Abbey beat slump gloom.			174
AC/DC tickets bonus; RAZZ.			153
AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK... Millar sets up title treble in Perth.			414
aquarius; Jan 21 to Feb 19.			515
aries; March 21 to April 20.			588
Bar takes a skinny dip wearing Hurley anything.			112
Barca stars won't take blame for stalemate.			475
BEST MORTGAGE DEALS.			203
Best: A Mother's Son BBC2, Sun.			141
BILLY 3 MATES; Number of true pals average Brit has and they stay in touch on social networking sites.			355
Boasts of fireball crash teen.			260
BOYD: I COULD STILL BE AWAY AT THE DOUBLE; KRIS: I COULD STILL BE AWAY.			394
BRAWL BOY; Hibs thug is fined for punching Hearts rival in 2am club bust-up.			415
BRING THEM ON; O'Neill: Old Firm would be big hits in the Premiership.			411
BRING THEM ON; O'Neill: Old Firm would be big hits in the Premiership.			412
Cancer; Jun 22 to Jul 22.			483
capricorn; Dec 22 to Jan 20.			466
Caring Ken; Yourview.			135
CHRIS IS A DIRRTY STOP-OUT; RAZZ.			88
Couple's courtship.			97
Craig sure cycle kid has wheel potential; UPDATE.			391
Craig sure cycle kid has wheel potential; UPDATE.			381
Dance Scots' gig; RAZZ.			108
Disney have a clue.			138
Docs say I'm at risk so I'm just working from home.			362
DOCS TOLD ME TO TAKE LIFE EASELY FOR A YEAR; Howson tells of breakdown.			357
DON'T BRAND MY PAL WILL A THUG; Dorman backs Saints team-mate.			564
Drop fight puts Martin deal on ice.			144
DROP LOCKERBIE BOMB APPEAL AND WE CAN SEND YOU HOME TO DIE; Megrahi dilemma in Libya jail deal.			432
DULL? ME? I'M THE LIFE AND SOUL OF THE PARTY! Boring Apprentice Noorul axed by Sugar for 'escaping the radar'.			389
Duo find it's a dog's life on Nutkins' reality show; BRIAN McIVER'S PICK OF THE DAY.			619
EAGLE EYE.			109
Easy tiger..			96
FALLING sales of celebrity biographies; Business IN BRIEF.			87
Fatal crash teen's 'fast car boast' Driver and 2 pals killed.			247
Fears for van plant workers.			122
FIGHT AT THE MUSEUM; FESTIVAL AIMS TO TEMPT ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE THROUGH THE DOORS OF VENUES ACROSS SCOTLAND.			1049
FISH WIFE'S pounds 3.3m DIVORCE QUOTA; Judge orders boats boss to hand over cash.			211
FISH WIFE'S pounds 3.3m DIVORCE QUOTA; Judge orders boats boss to hand over cash.			385
FOOD FIGHT! US fast-food giants KFC in menu warning to Scots pizza shop.			639
FREE & EASY.			80
FREE GIRAFFE THE PELLY AND ME; AUDIO CD.			297
FREE THE GIRAFFE AND THE PELLY AND ME; AUDIO CD.			298
gemini; May 22 to Jan 21.			517
GET A DEBT SAFETY NET; Government scheme buys borrowers time to pay mortgage arrears.			787
GLASTRONAUT; the Razz.			488
GOOGLE BREAKS $100bn BARRIER.			205
GORDON SET TO DELIVER FOR HEARTS.			87
Grape expectations.			119
GUNFIGHT AT THE KO CORRAL; One of these sharpshooters is going to knock the other out of title race.			883
Gurkha vote defeat.			90
Hamilton title target remains on track.			280
Hands off our cuppas.			142
HAVE AN ABORTION OR YOU'LL BE UGLY AND FAT; What restaurant boss told pregnant waitress.			384
Hay staying quiet on long-term role at Livi.			156
HEAD IN BAG: MAN CHARGED; Heather murder rap.			155
Heart screening breakthrough.			153
Help is available but make sure that you home in on working out a payment budget.			353
Help.			133
HIGH SCHOOL BRU-SICAL..			82
HOTLINE.			730
HOTLINE.			731
I don't believe his sex infection excuse.			143
I don't believe his sex infection excuse; Just Joan.			177
I NEED BELT TO CURE MYSICKNESS.			314
I'D RATHER HAVE MADE THE SEMIS THAN SCORE 147; Defeat so tough to take for Hendry.			699
I'D RATHER HAVE MADE THE SEMIS THAN SCORE 147; Hendry fed up to the max as Maguire crashes too and Higgins goes it alone.			609
I'D RATHER HAVE MADE THE SEMIS THAN SCORE 147; SNOOKER: WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.			707
I'LL KILL ALL SCOTSMEN; Ranting student claimed to be Colonel Gaddafi's son.			231
I'M BOSS OF A COUNTRY AT WAR WITH ITSELF; Man in the middle Burley squares up to a bevvy of problems in life post-Boozegate.			1773
I've been through a lot but at least I'm lucky in love; Brave bride-to-be wins makeover.			1282
I've told my boyfriend a string of lies; CATCH UP ON JUST JOAN ONLINE www.dailyrecord.co.uk/joanburnie.			419
Investors finding it hard to tell the real deal from the con; the readers' champion.			717
It's family first now; Employment FOCUS.			386
IT'S MY PLEASURE; CLASSICAL SINGER SWAPS ARIAS FOR UNDIES BY OPENING ASAUCY BOUTIQUE FOR WOMEN.			991
JOIN THE CLUB; It's the great kit giveaway.			115
Judge is guilty of failing public; Record View.			363
JUST PERE-FECT; Glory days back at the Dreaper yard.			314
KIDS SEARCHED BY FIRST SCHOOL KNIFE SCANNERS.			196
KIRK SET TO RECRUIT SEX BEASTS; EXCLUSIVE.			504
Knee op Douglas nurses a fantasy.			238
Knee op Douglas nurses a snub.			238
Late show from natural Byrne thriller gives happy Hibees a trophy double.			362
Leish turns up heat on cup hero boss.			133
leo; Jul 23 to Aug 23.			486
libra; Sep 24 to Oct 23.			527
Man BY Man.			391
Mandy's just pants.			115
Mandy's just pants.			117
MEL'S pounds 300m GIRL; FANS MEET WOMAN BEHIND STAR'S DIVORCE.			235
MEL'S pounds 300m GIRL; FANS MEET WOMAN BEHIND STAR'S DIVORCE.			235
Mike's a Street kid; RAZZ.			93
MIXU TIPS DEL TO GRAB CAP.			192
MIXU TIPS DEL TO GRAB SCOTS CAP.			194
Monty's a wild thing.			85
My fiance won't make love to me any more; CATCH UP ON JUST JOAN ONLINE www.dailyrecord.co.uk/joanburnie.			245
Naka ready to defy pain at Pittodrie.			153
Neigh need to be rude on road; Comment OF THE DAY: Yourview.			118
New blow for bank workers.			117
No kidding, I just want to play games.			170
NO MORE BOOZE BOYS.			176
NOEL'S NOT SNAP HAPPY; the Razz.			189
Not much call for men.			84
NOU BOO HOO; Barca stars moan about the ref and Chelsea tactics as they play blame game for their first-leg stalemate.			1148
Obama hits back.			85
OVERWHELMED; Family's joy over toddler appeal.			207
Paris bags dog treats; RAZZ.			114
PATON IN PLEA TO SINK CELTS.			176
PATON IN PLEA TO SINK CELTS.			178
Patsy's write on with marriage vow ideas.			589
PICTURES LOOK BRIGHT.			103
pisces.			533
pounds 100,000 SUPER BINGO.			88
pounds 3m for Scots artists.			117
Pray.			151
Pregnancy drinks ban slammed.			155
Prince cured of epilepsy by angel.			211
PROFITS at Homebase and Argos; Business IN BRIEF.			87
Quarantine couple's joy as they get the all-clear; EXCLUSIVE.			308
Reader offer.			352
RecordAtoZ.co.uk.			85
RecordAtoZ.co.uk.			85
Ring for Circus tickets; RAZZ.			156
ROBBO IN RUNNNG FOR EARLY RETURN.			180
sagittarius; Nov 23 to Dec 21.			513
SAINTS BRING OUT HOME SILVER.			102
SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY.			456
scorpio; Oct 24 to Nov 22.			465
Scot puts poet role in doubt.			143
Scotland star 'was driving so fast police couldn't catch up'.			338
Scots scrap bid for World Cup.			332
SCOTS SWINE FLU CASES HIT 29; Docs test travellers as Sturgeon says spread of virus has been halted.			826
SCOTS SWINE FLU CASES HIT 32; Medics test travellers as Sturgeon pledges to halt spread of virus.			842
Sex claim doc still with NHS; Senior role for probe GP.			245
Shame on you; RecordView.			166
Shamed soap star goes free.			265
SHELL'S PROFITS PLUNGE BY 60%; But oil firm still make pounds 2bn since January.			201
Si sold me on switch to Paris.			335
Sick star Fox has a hole lot of optimism.			215
SLAYER OF THE YEAR; Boyd: I'd rather score goals than pick up prize from my fellow pros.			832
Soccer Shorts; NOT PAUL OVER AT PLYMOUTH.			438
Soccer Shorts; NOT PAUL OVER AT PLYMOUTH.			518
Soccer Shorts; NOT PAUL OVER AT PLYMOUTH.			406
Spell on the bench made Stephen a star.			157
Stars.			723
Steel deal threat to 2000 jobs.			150
Steel deal threat to 2000 jobs.			125
Step on it, Gene.			120
Take a lead in right to roam; RECORD PETS.			548
taurus.			456
Tax loopholes 'OK'.			85
Teen beast locked up.			92
THAT WAS JUAN TO FORGET ANDY; Murray gunned down by Argie shock merchant.			656
The choir masters; Yourview.			114
THE MAIN MANNY; Almunia supershow keeps Gunners alive.			1035
THE MAIN MANNY; Almunia supershow keeps Gunners alive.			1022
The node secret.			1407
THE WEATHER IS GARBAGE THE FOOD IS SUICIDAL THE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY; Hatton's trainer sticks boot into his own man.			653
Timepiece of history.			97
TINY FISH MAY HOLD KEY TO PROF HAWKING DISEASE CURE; Tiddlers regrow crucial cells.			382
TOP TEAM'S TIPS.			89
TRACK STATS.			529
Two-goal Kurtis strikes as Hibs clinch a double.			252
TYCOON IN A SOAP LATHER.			92
Update gave me a sinking feeling.			493
VICKY POSH is reported to be furiously.			80
virgo.			509
We'll take tie away from you Wenger.			369
We'll take tie away from you Wenger.			358
WEEKLY wages have fallen at their fastest; Business IN BRIEF.			92
WIN A TRAINING SESSION WITH THE OLD FIRM COMMUNITY COACHES.			397
WIN TICKETS FOR RANGERS PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARDS.			309
Working ill bad for you.			102
World War II could not kill my dad.. but his care home did; Son's fury at neglect that killed Navy Scot.			926
WRINKLE KICKERS; As scientists prove that high-street potion keeps skin looking younger, we check out the competition.			815
Yogi bosses meet up with his enemies.			143
YOU ARE A DUD M'LUD; LAST MONTH Sheriff jails dad who flushed dealer's heroin down the toilet.			553