Articles from Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland) (March 7, 2001)

Title	Author	Type	Words
All together ... say Cleese; PICK OF THE BOX.			562
Are you too small for your boots?; Reach for the stars to fulfil your dreams.			111
ART THIEVES RETURN 'CURSED' HOLY ICON.			136
Blair in global warming alert.			80
Blair is our top religious figure.			209
Body talk.			559
Boys tell court of sex ordeal.			84
Boys tell of sex ordeal.			101
Brown aiming for a national wealth service; He'll find cash for families.			865
Carving beast is jailed.			148
Choc tactics; 95 per cent of women admit to a chocolate addiction. The rest lie ..			699
CINDERELLA HAD A BALL ON VIDEO; Tribunal is told of her raunchy tape.			377
City lands civil service jobs boost.			101
Cricket: Let's keep our cool begs skip Hussain; UPDATE.			735
Cruel dad gets life for killing tot.			83
DEAL OF FORTUNE; As Gordon Brown prepares to deliver his budget, your path to riches is in the stars.			1611
Doc's shame over test lies.			113
DOG BARKS DAMAGED MY HEARING; Police sued by handler.			293
Drunken trainer in death smash.			220
family health.			638
FARMER PUNCHED BY WALKERS.			140
FEAR OF THE THAW; Melting snow may uncover more foot and mouth.			492
Fishermen's blues come out in mass protest.			173
Football: ALL'S FER IN LOVE AND WAR; O'Neill won't condemn boo-boys.			431
Football: Barthez's pupil signs for Raith.			131
Football: Battling Killie are still up for both cups.			292
Football: Brit deals clear of transfer rule.			508
Football: Cooper spot on to be talk of Blue Toon.			193
Football: English chiefs told: Don't call ref a "cheat".			421
Football: Fans rally round to support Ferguson.			688
Football: Fergie's new blast for Leeds.			324
Football: FIRING ON ONE CYLINDER; O'Neill set to splash out as Sutton crock blow deepens hitman woes.			813
Football: FOUR INTO TWO DOESN'T GO; United boss in dilemma over which of his strikers to field in Greek Euro crunch.			1038
Football: GET OFF OUR BACKS AND GET BEHIND YOUR TEAM; ABUSE OF TRUST: PORRINI HITS OUT AT FAIRWEATHER RANGERS FANS AFTER BARRACKING FROM THE BOO BOYS.			938
Football: Henry's Moscow jewel.			225
Football: Hibs making plans for Nigel.			361
Football: Hunter joins pack to save the Diamonds.			557
Football: I asked Henrik to give me a break.			467
Football: I'LL STAKE MY LIFE ON ANGEL BEING A HIT; Gregory backs his pounds 9 1/2 m misfit.			539
Football: Ivano bags his pounds 5m Georgian; ZURA SAYS YES TODAY.			809
Football: Jeffers' no to pounds 8m deal at Everton.			166
Football: LEEDS FURIOUS AT "JOKE" GOAL.			415
Football: LIV THE DREAM; Crabbe dumps Dons and guns for a double.			265
Football: Lyon kings rout Bayern.			631
Football: Nicholls is set to lift Well's Blues.			186
Football: O'Neil's late show gives Queens a lift.			196
Football: pounds 19,000-a-month demands at 16.			306
Football: RESULTS ROUND-UP.			588
Football: SFA give fans a say.			174
Football: SMASH AND CRABBE ACT; Hero Scott KOs Dons ... just like idol Robbo.			982
Football: Stanraer pay for failure to bust Bankies.			344
Football: Struggle to find Bankies a base.			145
Football: THE THRILL OF THE KILL; Hero Wright finishes off brave Caley.			994
Football: Tom sure it will be rising Sons.			118
Football: UP IN THE AYR; Totten blames cash crisis as sad Bairns are routed.			529
Football: Windass in pounds 1m move to join Boro.			161
FREAK DEATH OF BOXER, 10.			224
GENE CLUE TO SKIN CANCER.			160
GOODBYE TO OUR DOC DOOLITTLE; Hundreds at zoo director's funeral.			333
HAMPDEN LEGAL BILL FURY.			125
HEART SURGERY FOR CHENEY.			148
holistic clinic.			690
Horse Racing: Bets tax to be axed.			120
Horse Racing: FRENCH MAY YET C0ME; JP faces a last-minute decision on First Gold.			367
Horse Racing: Green light for Times' title bid.			152
Horseracing: NEW THREAT TO FESTIVAL; Blow after French give big guns the go ahead.			401
How to get your life in running order; Maria's unique therapy will get rid of everday stresses.			1469
I prefer cybersex to my boring wife; Just Joan - The Agony Aunt With The Answers.			1095
I SAW TWO JUMP SON OF ARTHUR THOMPSON; Witness tells of beating.			350
I'LL QUIT U S TOKEEP MY GIRL SAFE; Depp refuses to educate daughter in States after California school shooting.			1140
I'LL STAND BY PHIL.. HE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG; Grope rap won't split us up says darts wife.			616
I've survived a brain tumour, now I can beat kidney disease; Superfit gran Elaine Knox is ready for her second big health battle in 25 years.			1430
ITV SOAP RELAUNCH PROVES A WASHOUT.			243
JACKO SPEECH IS NO THRILLER; Star's late show for Oxford date.			313
Kate's titanic goal is domestic bliss.			263
KILLER DREAMED OF REVENGE ON SCHOOL BULLIES; They had stolen skateboard.			437
King in dock on boy sex charges.			131
Learn to fill your boots; Don't be afraid to do well - set your sights higher and you'll enjoy a more fulfilling life.			1089
McLeish faces Connery lecture.			154
Me and my boy; His big day out turned into a yawn.			556
MEET THE POOR MAN'S BECKHAM.			770
Mobiles blamed for rise in pest calls.			183
MODEL ACCUSES STAR STALLONE OF GYM RAPE.			147
MPs join Record march to drive out evil dealers.			231
MRS MOP MAKES MILAN.			103
MUTT & JEFF; Cop wants pounds 15k because police dog made him deaf.			269
NEW CAR SALES PICK UP SPEED.			152
NOTHING COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS TRAGEDY; Safety chiefs rule on Selby crash.			434
OAP lay dead in council flat for months.			203
Outbreak may be a hidden blessing; VOICE OF SCOTLAND.			695
pounds 17,000 FOR MY NEW LIFE.			237
Pro-hunt boss fired me after our affair, says PA.			299
Probe into plot to kidnap Crowe.			85
Pylons linked to child cancers.			244
Rachel does a Diana.			120
Radio giants face hostile takeover bid; Money.			273
RECORD 1 SHERIDAN 0; Councillors tell rebel MSP to take his cannabis march elsewhere.			757
RECORD VIEW: El lucky one.			82
RECORD VIEW: Loosen up, Gord.			166
RECORD VIEW: No hope for the dope.			252
REID: NEW FORCE WILL GO AHEAD.			93
Ricky: Does my chin look big in this?; OTR.. Off The Record.			686
Rugby: Jeremy's eye is on revenge.			237
Rugby: SCOTS SKIPPER AXE FOR NICOL.			516
Sailor's 13-hour survival amazes expert.			426
Scotland is our refuge after China turned her back on us; You Yi and Mo Zhengfang dream of returning to their families with their young daughter - but unless they renounce their beliefs, she will never see her homeland.			710
Sexpot Kylie's in line for the Ultimo bra job.			226
Sheriff wins right to keep dead Julia's pounds 150,000; Judge backs him in battle over OAP's will.			555
SHOOTING VICTIM GANGSTER WON'T TALK TO THE COPS; Medics report attack.			333
SICK; NHS spend pounds 21m a year on curing patients they've made ill on dirty hospital wards.			220
Sue leads drive to aid Scots homeless.			231
SUPERMAN; Rescuers' tribute to fisherman saved 240 miles out to sea after 13 hours clinging to dead mate.			755
Tearful Jacko leaves fans fuming; OTR.. Off The Record.			104
Teenage mum let dog eat baby.			85
The bland leading the bland; David Whitton - Giving It To You Straight.			778
THE WIT AND WISDOM OF DOPEY TOMMY.			172
THE WORST LORRY DRIVER IN SCOTLAND; Camera gets him 3 times.			290
UPSTANDING IN THE COURT.			149
Wheel Scots; SUMMER STUNNER.			744
WPC IS KILLED BY STOLEN CAR.			164
YOU LOTTO CHANCER; Mystery pounds 3million claim may be bogus.			273
Zoo chief tributes.			86