DEAR MIRROR: pounds 25 Taking notice.
WINNER: Spotted in Cape Town, South Africa (above).
J Smythe, Huddersfield, W Yorks
AT a garden centre: "Our business is growing."
F Lincoln, Oldham, Greater Manchester
ON the back of a tractor and trailer in Chesterfield: "Speed kills. Just chill a bit please!"
J Allen, Chesterfield, Derbys
I SAW a shop in Dalyan, Turkey, named "Arcelik".
BD Woodlod, Rotherham, S. Yorks
A SIGN in Essex points to a Secret Nuclear Bunker.
David Bower, Almeria, Spain