DEAR LIVERPOOL ECHO READERS... A public apology to ECHO readers ... from Katie (DON'T call me Jordan - even though I traded on that name for years) Price (no relation to the equally shy and retiring Pete Price).

Hello everyone, Look at my bazookas! Only joking. Please let me throw myself on your mercy, charity and big-hearted Scouseness, and beg your forgiveness.

My name is Katie Price (DON'T call me Jordan), and I initially became famous for having big boobs and getting them out for the lads who were stupid enough to buy The S*n. And now, many boob jobs, millions of pounds and column inches of absolute dross later ... I'm a celebrity addict.

Basically - and it's all very basic - I'm addicted to meaningless but money-making celebrity for meaningless, money-making celebrity's sake.

But I have conspired with newspaper and magazine editors and TV producers long enough.

I have seen the error of my woeful ways and now realise I've become more over-exposed than a Page Three girl with enormous knockers teetering on the brink of Beachy Head.

Things have just gone too far and I now want to apologise ... for everything.

I want to apologise for degrading myself and helping to drag our society down into the shallows of celebrity vacuousness.

I want to apologise for pouting at you from the front pages of titillating tittle tattle tabloids and those mediocre magazines which peddle gormless gossip (and I want to especially apologise to those people who actually paid good money for such rubbish).

I want to apologise for spilling the beans - and my guts - on TV, too. Many of you must think it's bad enough seeing Piers Morgan on the box, without then seeing me in the same shot - a deadly double whammy right between the eyes.

I want to apologise for all those pointless Katie (and Katie and The Other One) shows on ITV2, each one representing a new low in mind-numbing television. Just when you think they can't milk any more drops of drivel out of two famous-for-being-famous people, they go and make something like The Other One: Going It Alone and What Katie Did Next - my new series starting on August 27.

There has even been talk of three further follow-ups: Katie Goes To The Toilet, Katie Makes A Cup Of Tea and Katie Breathes In And Out.

I want to apologise to ECHO writer Greg O'Keeffe for having a bit of fun with him (not that kind of fun, I would have crushed him to death) when I came to Liverpool to promote one of my 78 autobiographies - what?! Are you sure there have only been three? - back in February 2008 (yes, there's been another book since then).

I want to apologise for telling Greg and you, the ECHO readers: "I can't relate to people who say I'm famous for nothing. I haven't just come from Big Brother and I'm not desperate. I'd tell young girls who want to be like me that it isn't easy."

I apologise for saying all that and would now like to urge young girls PLEASE don't try to be like me.

Because I'm no longer called Jordan and I'm a bit posh, like, I did a Q& A in The Guardian Weekend magazine - but I want to apologise for some of my answers. Asked what my super power would be, I said "To be invisible". If that's not post-modern irony, I don't know what is.

I was also asked "What is your most unappealing habit" and I said: "I haven't really got any bad habits", before telling them my favourite word was - well, the ECHO wouldn't print it, but it has four letters and, many would say, is the most unappealing word in the English language.

Asked "To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?" I answered: "There's no one I've done anything wrong to to say sorry."

But, really, I want to apologise for being Jordan and then for being Katie Price. I want to apologise for being, like Turkey Twizzlers, a bad example brand.

Hope you can forgive me, love Jordan (I mean Katie) xxx A public apology to ECHO readers ... from Peter Andre * Hi there, My name is Peter Andre and I initially became famous for releasing Mysterious Girl - and having big muscles.

I don't want to say too much because it makes me depressed (if only I hadn't agreed to go on I'm Not A Celebrity) - and also because I'm a bit scared of the far-from-mysterious-girl.

But I just want to tell you, I'm sorry for everything (not least Insania).

Cheers, Peter.

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SORRY: Andre SORRY FOR ALL OF IT: Jordan