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GIVEN the preternatural plethora of holiday movies and their inordinate length, the best I can offer is a kind of checklist of those I've been able to see for your Yuletide guidance. To start with the cream: The Hurricane is the story of the black New Jersey boxing champion Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, who spent almost 20 years in jail for murders he did not commit. But for the self-sacrificing efforts of a black youth from Brooklyn and three white Canadians, he might have rotted there till his death. This true story is told with magnificent restraint in what may be Norman Jewison's finest directorial effort, with Denzel Washington superbly controlled in the lead and backed up by a fine supporting cast. The intelligent screenplay stays resolutely unhistrionic, and is all the more moving for it.

No less fine is Angela's Ashes, from Frank McCourt's bestselling memoir of his dreadfully deprived Irish childhood. The book profited from its lack of self-pity and strong sense of humor Noun 1. sense of humor - the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor"
sense of humour, humor, humour
; much of this survives in the screenplay by Laura Jones and the director, Alan Parker. Parker's films have been wildly uneven, but here he sustains remarkable judiciousness throughout. Shooting on location in Dublin and Limerick, Michael Seresin captures the misery, grotesquery gro·tes·que·ry also gro·tes·que·rie  
n. pl. gro·tes·que·ries
1. The state of being grotesque; grotesqueness.

2. Something grotesque.

Noun 1.
, and heroism of poverty with equal sharpness. The acting of both children and adults is nothing short of sublime, with Joe Breen particularly haunting as young Frank, and Robert Carlyle and Emily Watson shattering as his parents.

Readers of John Irving's Cider House Rules may find the author's screen adaptation procrustean and bowdlerizing. But taken just as a movie, it charms and entertains, and still has a little edge left. Lasse a. & adv. 1. Less.  Hallstrom, the Swedish director of the delightful My Life as a Dog, has floundered in Hollywood, but here recovers his footing with his favorite subject, children, specifically orphans, perfectly cast and directed. Michael Caine is first-rate as the humane but fallible doctor running the orphanage, and Tobey Maguire is immensely winning as the brainy orphan who becomes his assistant. The marvelous supporting cast includes Kathy Baker, Jane Alexander, and Delroy Lindo; Oliver Stapleton's camera captures the colors of New England to burnished bur·nish  
tr.v. bur·nished, bur·nish·ing, bur·nish·es
1. To make smooth or glossy by or as if by rubbing; polish.

2. To rub with a tool that serves especially to smooth or polish.

n.
 perfection.

In directing Cradle Will Rock, Tim Robbins deftly juggles the turmoil and fervor of the Depression-ravaged '30s in several public and private stories, historical and fictional. There are accounts of Marc Blitzstein's leftist left·ism also Left·ism  
n.
1. The ideology of the political left.

2. Belief in or support of the tenets of the political left.



left
 opera, The Cradle Will Rock, which the authorities couldn't squelch squelch  
v. squelched, squelch·ing, squelch·es

v.tr.
1. To crush by or as if by trampling; squash.

2.
, and of Diego Rivera's politicized Rockefeller Center murals, which were destroyed. Cherry Jones is wonderful as Hallie Flanagan, the embattled head of the Federal Theater, but Bill Murray, John Turturro, Ruben Blades, and Vanessa Redgrave are no slouches either in various historical or invented roles, and Emily Watson again breaks your heart. Only Joan Cusack and, as Orson Welles, Angus Macfadyen are disasters; otherwise, despite some oversimplifications, the film works.

The most effective movie adaptation of Jane Austen so far is Patricia Rozema's delicious Mansfield Park. Nothing in Rozema's past foretold fore·told  
v.
Past tense and past participle of foretell.
 this winner, which takes considerable liberties with the novel and gets away with it. The heroine, Fanny, is made into an obvious Austen clone by having some Austen letters and diaries grafted onto her; strong anti- colonialism is interpolated interpolated /in·ter·po·lat·ed/ (in-ter´po-la?ted) inserted between other elements or parts. ; and there is diverse sexuality added or emphasized. But Rozema's script and direction are amusingly idiosyncratic id·i·o·syn·cra·sy  
n. pl. id·i·o·syn·cra·sies
1. A structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group.

2. A physiological or temperamental peculiarity.

3.
 and shapely, with crosscutting cross·cut·ting  
n.
A technique used especially in filmmaking in which shots of two or more separate, usually concurrent scenes are interwoven. Also called intercutting.
 used more inventively and powerfully than usual. We get exhilarating cinematography cinematography: see motion picture photography.
cinematography

Art and technology of motion-picture photography. It involves the composition of a scene, lighting of the set and actors, choice of cameras, camera angle, and integration of special
 by Michael Coulter, tasteful music by Lesley Barber, and flawless ensemble acting from a large cast featuring such beauties as Frances O'Connor and Embeth Davidtz, a splendid double role for the gifted Lindsay Duncan, and an astonishing a·ston·ish  
tr.v. as·ton·ished, as·ton·ish·ing, as·ton·ish·es
To fill with sudden wonder or amazement. See Synonyms at surprise.
 performance by Harold Pinter in an atypical upper-class part.

Now for lesser achievements. Frank Darabont of The Shawshank Redemption tackles another Stephen King prison novel, The Green Mile. This tale of several diverse prison guards and several no less diverse death-row inmates is intelligent trash. King cannot resist the supernatural--in this case the healing powers of a black giant wrongfully condemned to death (but many gray miles from The Hurricane)--yet even the realistic parts wallow wallow

mud bath frequented by pigs, elephants, red deer, hippopotami as a cooling aid.
 in flamboyance that, at three hours, is a bit excessive. Tom Hanks heads a solid cast in which David Morse and Michael Clarke Duncan (as the giant) especially distinguish themselves. Thomas Newman's music is emblematic of the movie: sometimes clever, sometimes trite. The title derives from the green-painted floors leading to the electric chair; one botched-execution scene is almost unbearably harrowing.

The Talented Mr. Ripley, written and directed by Anthony Minghella, is a remake of Rene Clement's Purple Noon, based on Patricia Highsmith's admired mystery novel. In it, a nice but poor boy is sent to Italy by a millionaire father to retrieve his playboy son. But the virtuous youth, taken up by the jazz-loving and bisexually promiscuous ne'er-do-well and his would-be-writer girlfriend, develops a taste for the luxurious dolce far niente in a gorgeous seaside resort. Seduced by his newfound amenities, our hero cannot endure being just as suddenly dropped by the easily bored playboy, and, provoked by insults, kills him. He assumes his victim's identity and is gradually goaded goad  
n.
1. A long stick with a pointed end used for prodding animals.

2. An agent or means of prodding or urging; a stimulus.

tr.v.
 into additional murders, and, though not without torment, gets away with them.

As in The English Patient, Minghella depends largely on lushly photographed picturesque surroundings. This time, however, he gets less good acting. Matt Damon works hard at conveying innocence dragged into viciousness, but does not quite convince at either extreme. As the main girlfriend, the hugely overrated Overrated was a Horde World of Warcraft guild, based on the US Black Dragonflight Realm. On November 2 2006, the majority of the guild members were indefinitely banned from the game for use of (or directly benefiting from) a third-party "wall-hack", used to bypass content  Gwyneth Paltrow is abysmal. Still, Jude Law is excellent as the spoiled Lothario, and the travelogue through Italy's sea- and city-scapes is irresistible.

Lastly, the stinkers. Whatever the novel may be like, the movie Snow Falling on Cedars is a pretentious, artsy-fartsy catastrophe, with unconscionable Unusually harsh and shocking to the conscience; that which is so grossly unfair that a court will proscribe it.

When a court uses the word unconscionable to describe conduct, it means that the conduct does not conform to the dictates of conscience.
 visual and auditory distractions from the worthwhile story, for which the director Scott Hicks and his co-adapter Ron Bass should be hanged by their 20 thumbs. But the film also contains a performance by Max von Sydow that is as great as acting can get, well worth catching if you can keep from puking at the surrounding bilge bilge  
n.
1. Nautical
a. The rounded portion of a ship's hull, forming a transition between the bottom and the sides.

b. The lowest inner part of a ship's hull.

2. Bilge water.

3.
.

Titus Andronicus is patently Shakespeare at love (a/k/a zero), though a clever stage production such as Peter Brook's (1955) can make theatrical history. Julie Taymor's film version, Titus, can only make cinematic calamity. An imaginative theater designer (as for The Lion King), Taymor is no film director, and has had the awful idea of combining ancient Rome with the present, presenting cheek-by-jowl quadrigas and Mercedes-Benzes, togas and tuxedos, and so on ad nauseam. As Titus, Anthony Hopkins again hams it up: The Roman matrons who scared their kids with "Hannibal is at the gates At the Gates are a Swedish melodic death metal band. They are one of the forebears of the Gothenburg sound of heavy metal along with other bands of the Gothenburg metal scene like Dark Tranquillity and In Flames. " probably switched to Hannibal Lecter ante portas. Alan Cumming camps disgustingly as Saturninus, and Jessica Lange huffs and puffs as Tamora; the others do their bit, but are defeated by either the horror or the boredom of it all.

Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow is easily the silliest film of the season, and P. T. Anderson's Magnolia is the most certifiably insane, to be avoided like the plague of frogs it includes. Merry Christmas!
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