Cold front.

Byline: Susan Lee

IF REVENGE is a dish best served cold then Sian Lloyd's new autobiography is fresh from the freezer.

No cheery warm fronts and big yellow suns from this weather girl.

Instead it's an icy blast against her one-time boyfriend, the curiously named Lembit Opik, Lib Dem MP.

She finds few redeeming features in her ex-lover who, you will hilariously remember, ditched her for a Cheeky Girl.

Indeed she accuses him of being tightfisted, dull-as ditch-water and with a shocking taste in clothes.

My first reaction was to think: 'Good on you, girl'. After all, her heart was broken very publicly and she chose to say little at the time.

But, on reflection, I'm not sure she comes out of it too well. If she found so many flaws in the man then why stay in the first place?

Sian has undoubtedly damaged her former lover. But I fear she's done herself few favours either.