Class cupid.Our teacher, Mrs. Gariano, told us to make a valentine Valentine a true friend and constant lover. [Br. Lit.: Two Gentlemen of Verona] See : Faithfulness for someone special. So, of course, I was making one for my best friend, Heather. As I was getting more glitter from Mrs. Gariano's desk, I saw the card that quiet David was David Was (born David Weiss, 26 October 1952, Detroit) is, with his stage-brother Don Was, the founder of the influential 1980s pop group, Was (Not Was). Reviewed by The New York Times working on. Fancy! His hand covered most of it. But I could see the name. Sort of. It ended with t-h-e-r. That had to be--Heather! She was the only person in our class whose name ended with those letters. So I scrambled scram·ble v. scram·bled, scram·bling, scram·bles v.intr. 1. To move or climb hurriedly, especially on the hands and knees. 2. over to tell her about David's card. "Oh!" Heather glowed. "David's nice.... And cute cute adj. cut·er, cut·est 1. Delightfully pretty or dainty. 2. Obviously contrived to charm; precious: "[He] ." I knew she would be excited. And I knew David liked her. Even though he never, ever talked to her. It was the way he never looked at her--except when he thought she wasn't looking. Then he was all gaga-eyed. But still, I was surprised he was making her a card. Because David is David I, king of Scotland David I, 1084–1153, king of Scotland (1124–53), youngest son of Malcolm III and St. Margaret of Scotland. During the reign of his brother Alexander I, whom he succeeded, David was earl of Cumbria, ruling S of the Clyde shy. Super shy. Just like Heather. "Aren't you going to make him a card?" I asked when I noticed that Heather was just sitting there, smiling. Actually, she looked sort of gaga-eyed herself. She blushed. "Uh, should I?" "Yeah!" Feeling like Class Cupid, I quickly helped her make a card for David. We made it fancy--like his. And super glittery glit·ter n. 1. A sparkling or glistening light. 2. Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness. 3. Small pieces of light-reflecting decorative material. intr.v. . Then I rushed it over to him. "Hey, David!" But hold everything! His card didn't say "Heather." It said ... "Mother." Oh no! My heart sank. Guess I wasn't going to be Class Cupid after all. Whoops! "Uh, nice card." I tried to smile, but it was hard. I felt sweaty sweat·y adj. sweat·i·er, sweat·i·est 1. Covered with or smelling of sweat. 2. Causing sweat: a sweaty job. . And kind of sick. (Bad idea! Bad, bad idea!) Poor Heather! She was going to be so disappointed. Still, I tried to smile. Tried to act normal--cheerful, even. Because it wasn't David's fault. It was mine. "Your, uh, mom will love it," I said. "Yeah." David looked happy. But then he looked curious. "What do you have there?" I quickly hid Heather's valentine behind my back. "Uh, nothing. I have to go." As I was backing away, I accidentally dropped the card. No! David picked it up. He stared at it with wide eyes. "This is for me?" What could I say? I mean, it said David right across the front. In big gold letters. "Uh ..." was my brilliant answer. Heather was going to be so embarrassed. She would never, ever send a valentine to a boy. Never. (Unless I--what was I thinking?--told her to.) This was all a horrible misunderstanding. I wanted to say, "Sorry, it's for a different David. He goes to a different school." Only I couldn't get the words out. My mouth was dry. Like I swallowed sandpaper sandpaper, abrasive originally made by gluing grains of sand to heavy paper sheets. Today sandpaper is made primarily with quartz, aluminum oxide, or silicon carbide grains, and is graded according to the size of the grains. or something. "Wow." David stared at the card. "It's really ... wow." He seemed impressed im·press 1 tr.v. im·pressed, im·press·ing, im·press·es 1. To affect strongly, often favorably: . And pleased. Maybe Heather wouldn't be that embarrassed. "It's from Heather," I choked choke v. choked, chok·ing, chokes v.tr. 1. To interfere with the respiration of by compression or obstruction of the larynx or trachea. 2. a. out. "Heather?" He was surprised. I could tell. But he looked happy, too. Extremely happy. I smiled. "Yeah. She said you're really nice." I stopped myself from adding that she thought he was cute, too. Maybe this mix-up wouldn't be such a disaster after all. But then I remembered that David hadn't made a fancy card for Heather as we'd thought. She was going to be sad about that. I glanced over at Heather. She was sitting at her desk with rosy ros·y adj. ros·i·er, ros·i·est 1. a. Having the characteristic pink or red color of a rose. b. Flushed with a healthy glow: rosy cheeks. 2. cheeks. She looked excited, waiting for her card. "I think Heather's really nice, too," David said. I spun back toward him. "She is. She's the best!" I raised my eyebrows. I had an idea. "Maybe you could make her a card!" David looked doubtful. "There isn't much time left." "I'll help!" I blurted out. "Come on." We glued glue n. 1. a. A strong liquid adhesive obtained by boiling collagenous animal parts such as bones, hides, and hooves into hard gelatin and then adding water. b. and glittered. And glued and glittered. And ... glued and glittered some more. I wanted Heather's card to be just as fancy as David's. Fancier. We finished just as the bell rang. Let me tell you, that card was fancy. I knew Heather would love it. And she did. "Wow," she said when I gave it to her. She stared at the card. "David really is nice." I smiled. "He said you're nice, too." Of course, then I had to explain the whole mixed-up Mother-card thing. Grrr! But everything worked out terrific, right? So, in the end, I figured: Class Cupid--yes, that's me. |
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