Citizen Che joins Sky Blue revolution; Sky Blue Saturday A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK TAKE ON THE CITY WEEK - WITH DAVID WARDALE.

DEAD man walking Adrian Heath has predicted big things for new signing Che Bunce.

'Inchy' (so called because he's very small) believes Bunce (who is not called 'Yardy' despite being six foot four) could be the natural successor to Robert Page, who is now considering re-training as a dentist after the tremendous extraction job he did on Michael Doyle.

Heath claims Bunce has big plans for Coventry - in Europe.

He said: "Che views Europe not as a group of separate nations but as a single entity requiring a continent-wide strategy for liberation.

"His conception of a borderless, united Europe sharing a common 'mestizo' culture has been a theme that has prominently recurred during all his revolutionary activities."

When it was pointed out to Heath that his comments, clearly lifted from an online encyclopaedia, actually refer to Che Guevara, he replied: "Yeah, and?

"I've got four games left before I get the big heave-ho, so what do I care?"

Heath refused to confirm or deny reports that he is actively hunting more players with connections, however loose, to other controversial historical figures, including:

Aaron Lenin

Thierry Henry VIII

Alan She-Ra, Princess of Power

Franco Lampard and

Ben Thatcher

But he did predict a fruitful relationship between Bunce and his fellow left-wing revolutionary Leon 'Trotsky' McKenzie.

"Although," added Heath, "Leon had better keep on the good side of Pagey in training.

"He's got an ice pick that will make his ears burn."

That reference to The Stranglers hit 'No More Heroes' is no accident - it is understood that City are to adopt it as the new club song within the next week.

And a big Sky Blue welcome to...

1: An anagram of Colin Hawkins is 'A clownish kin.'

2: So he should fit in well at the Ricoh.

3: Profiles of Colin refer to him as 'an Irish centre half.'

4: Profiles written by Micky Adams refer to him as 'a proven goal scorer'.

5: Colin's wedding had a surprise guest - the Irish League trophy he won at Shelbourne

6: Coventry City players do not have surprise guests at their weddings.

7: Colin's first spell at City ended when Gordon Strachan let him go.

8: He then enjoyed great success in a massively inferior league.

9: Much like Strachan.

10: But not Adam Virgo.