Chavez looks on the bright side.Byline: John Mckie VENEZUELAN President Hugo Chavez doesn't exactly go with the Tore Andre, does he? He's defended Carlos the Jackal Noun 1. Carlos the Jackal - Venezuelan master terrorist raised by a Marxist-Leninist father; trained and worked with many terrorist groups (born in 1949) Andres Martinez, Carlos, Glen Gebhard, Hector Hevodidbon, Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, Ilich Sanchez, Michael Assat, , themanresponsible for bombings, kidnappings and hijackings across Europe as "not such a bad guy." He's spoken kindly of Robert Mugabe and also suggested that Idi Amin was "maybe a great patriot." The 300,000 Ugandans, offed during his regime, were unavailable for comment. Unsurprisingly. You've got to admire Hugo on some level, for sticking up for lost causes. Even Tony Mowbray's taken to substituting Marco-Antoine Fortune. If the Venezuelan voters ever tire of Chavez, he could start in public relations public relations, activities and policies used to create public interest in a person, idea, product, institution, or business establishment. By its nature, public relations is devoted to serving particular interests by presenting them to the public in the most . His top-secret pitches for the following PR accounts have been leaked: The estate of Saddam Hussein - Say what you like about Saddam, the guy was versatile - dictator, army general, underwear model. George Burley bur·ley n. pl. bur·leys A light-colored tobacco grown chiefly in Kentucky and used especially in making cigarettes. [Probably from the name Burley.] - For a Scotland manager, he built a great legacy. Unfortunately, that Scotland manager was Berti Vogts. Somali pirates -Well, someone's got to give Johnny Depp ideas for the next film in the Caribbean. Thierry Henry - Thisman deserves to be recognised as an international athlete of world stature. Aren't people forgetting handball is an Olympic sport? Gordon Brown - Sorry. Even I have limits. WhatamI ... a miracle worker? CAPTION(S): COMMENTS: Chavez |
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