Cartoons.

BEIGING OFFICIALS PROMISE THERE WILL BE NO SIGNIFICANT HEALTH RISK TO ATHLETES ... UNLESS THEY ALSO HAPPEN TO BE TIBETAN MONKS.

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ROB ROGERS * Pittsburgh Post-Gazette * UNITED FEATURES SYNDICATE

THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.

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MALCOLN MAYES * The EdmontonJourna! (Alberta) * ARTIZANS

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BRIAN GABLE * The Globe and Mail (Toronto) * CARTOONIST & WRITERS SYNDICATE

CONGRATULATIONS

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VIC HARVILLE * STEPHENS MEDIA GROUP

I'M OUTRAGED ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT INVADING MY PRIVACY! ...

MY PERSONAL WHICH IS WHY I POST LIFE IS MY OWN CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS!

THE PATRIOT ACT, WIRETAPS AIRPORT. FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE ...

WHICH IS WHY I POST IT ON YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, AND MY SPACE!

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BOB GORRELL * CREATORS SYNDICATE

OK ... I MAY HAVE EXAGGERATED MY EXPERIENCE A BIT.

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ROB ROGERS * Pittsburgh Post-Gazette * UNITED FEATURES SYNDICATE