Capital project is taking a tram long time.

Byline: Des Clarke 

WORKMEN in Edinburgh found 400-year-old skeletons while digging up the city's roads for the tramlines. No need to panic - it turns out the bones are just those of other workmen who started this eternal digging process for these bloody trams.

A NEW survey says that cannabis could protect bones from weakening later in life. So, it's ideal for joints. Surely we don't need a survey to tell us that.

AN American man was arrested after he gave a cashier his account number and ID before allegedly robbing a bank. That's a surprise - these days after you give over your details, it's the banks that usually end up robbing you.

A CUSTOMER finally paid up for a pounds 10 curry in a Welsh restaurant 13 years later. In response, the restaurant owner has asked if he'd like to see the dessert menu.