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Can you think like your guy?: Rate your level of dude knowledge. (Quiz).


Guys and girls look at life way differently in oh-so many ways. This can be cool--after all, if every body thought the same, how boring would that be? But existing in two separate worlds can be way frustrating, especially when it comes to communicating. Do you have what it takes to see things from your BF's POV POV
abbr.
point of view
 (that's point of view)? We show you how dealing with your guy buds, your crushes and even your brother can be a lot easier!

1 You're meeting Austin, your school's hottie star pitcher, for a getting-to-know-you banana spilt spilt  
v.
A past tense and a past participle of spill1.
. You've spent the past hour trying on every pair of jeans you own--even the ones you haven't worn in years. You finally settle on your new whisker-wash flares because:

(A) they're the very latest, and what guy wouldn't be impressed by your great taste in designer threads?

(B) you like how they look the best and if they're good enough for you, they should be good enough for him.

(C) they look super broken-in, so you can pair them with an old tee--you don't want to look like you're trying too hard.

2 You and your new crush Ben are watching Moulin Rouge Coordinates:

Moulin Rouge (French for Red Mill or windmill) is a traditional cabaret, built in 1889 by Joseph Oller, who already owned the Paris Olympia.
 on DVD DVD: see digital versatile disc.
DVD
 in full digital video disc or digital versatile disc

Type of optical disc. The DVD represents the second generation of compact-disc (CD) technology.
. The ending makes you bawl your eyes out. As you reach for another Kleenex, you catch sight of Ben, staring at the TV with his mouth hanging open. What is he thinking?

(D) they're cool but simple and, in terms of impressing a guy, that's a pretty safe bet in your book.

(A) "That was the saddest, most beautiful love story ever!"

(B) "I hope she's crying tears of joy because she absolutely loves this movie--her happiness is all I care about right now."

(C) "On what planet do people just burst into song and dance out of nowhere?"

3 Your 10-year-old brother constantly tortures you. He pinches you on the fleshy fleshy (flesh´e)
1. pertaining to or resembling flesh.

2. characterized by abundant flesh.
 part of your arms, where it hurts most. He put a live frog in your loafer, which you discovered when you slipped your bare foot into it. And last time Mom bought your fave fave   Informal
n.
One that is preferred above others or likely to win; a favorite.

adj.
Favorite.



[Short for favorite.]
 Tasty Kakes, he ate every last one. Why is he such a creepy, annoying little slime monster?

(D) "This movie was beyond weird, but at least there was some cool music in it."

(A) He wants attention because, inside, he's really a misunderstood, sensitive soul.

(B) Because he hates you, and he always will.

(C) Who cares? You just try to ignore him.

4 You and Joe have been friends since you were bio partners last year Dissecting dis·sect  
tr.v. dis·sect·ed, dis·sect·ing, dis·sects
1. To cut apart or separate (tissue), especially for anatomical study.

2.
 frogs is, after all, a major bonding experience. Yesterday, while you guys were playing Game Boy, he confessed that he's mega-crushing on Jennifer, the gorgeous cheerleader in your English class. Joe never mentioned liking a girl before. Why now?

(D) Because boys get dorky dork  
n.
1. Slang A stupid, inept, or foolish person: "the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks" Joshua Mooney.

2.
 and obnoxious at his age. He'll grow out of it...eventually.

(A) Maybe Jennifer is the love of his life. How romantic!

(B) You've always suspected that Joe had a secret crush on you. He's just trying to make you jealous.

(C) Because this is the first time he's ever liked a girl. Duh duh  
interj.
Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.



[Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people.]
.

5 What's your BF's idea of a perfect Sunday?

(D) You're his best bud, and he wants to share all his personal stuff with you. Plus, he's probably looking for Looking for

In the context of general equities, this describing a buy interest in which a dealer is asked to offer stock, often involving a capital commitment. Antithesis of in touch with.
 the inside scoop on what Jennifer might be thinking. Who better to ask than you?

(A) Eating a huge meal with his entire fam, and helping his mom dry the dishes.

(B) Carrying your bags as you browse the mall for new spring threads.

(C) Lying on the couch On the Couch is an Australian television program formally broadcast on the Fox Footy Channel and it focuses on the current issues in the AFL. This is now broadcast on Fox Sports after the closure of Fox Footy Channel.

The show airs on Monday night and is hosted by Gerard Healy.
 like a dead tuna, doing absolutely nothing.

6 You've been going with Michael for a month. Your birthday is coming up, and you have no idea what surprise he has planned. If you had to guess, what's he most likely got up his sleeve?

(D) Watching ESPN ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network 2 with his buds, definitely.

(A) He'll give you a red rose and a lovey-dovey poem he wrote.

(B) He'll buy that expensive charm bracelet charm bracelet npulsera amuleto

charm bracelet nbracelet m à breloques

charm bracelet charm n
 you want, even though it'll take every dime he's got.

(C) Maybe he'll call you or something. You're not sure--you haven't known him that long.

7 Your cousin John is the best JV basketball player at his school, and you're the best on your team. So, when you visit him, you guys go one-on-one--and you beat him almost every time. Do you think it secretly bugs him?

(D) He'll take you out for something fun and cool, like bowling.

(A) Of course not! He's probably just psyched to spend time with you.

(B) Your abilities are superior--how could he do anything but admit defeat?

(C) He can't stand it. All guys think the/re better athletes.

8 Which song would your guy groove on?

(D) Some guys would get mad, but John's a great sport--always up for a rematch.

(A) "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler (born on May 8, 1975, in Madrid, Spain) is a singer/songwriter of Asian and European ancestry.

Iglesias's career started on Indie label Fonovisa who helped turn him into one of the most popular artists in Latin America and in the Latin market
. The lyrics are so moving, how could he resist?

(B) Pink's "Get This Party Started." It's your fave, so he's heard it a zillion times. Now he loves it, too!

(C) "Alive" by P.O.D. All boys like loud, heavy music.

9 You're really struggling in geometry Marc sits across from you, so he sees you sweat bullets every time Teach calls you to the board. Yester- day Marc passed you a note offering to help you with some homework. Reading it, the first thought that popped into your head was:

(D) Creed's "My Sacrifice." It's mellow rock, not too hard, not too soft, so almost everybody can get behind it.

(A) "What a sweetie!"

(B) "He's crushing on me big-time."

(C) "This guy must have lost a bet."

MOSTLY A'S

(D) "How cool. I'll take him up on it and help him with history if he needs it."

DUDE AIN'T LIKE A LADY

OK, you need to make some major adjustments to your dude radar. You tend to believe guys behave like girls do--that they have similar tastes and that they're just as sensitive.

Think boys break down in a sea of tears every time they see Titanic, and that they just love going out for skim lattes and scones? When nobody's looking, they probably sigh at sunsets and blow-dry their kitten's fur 'til she looks like a sweet little fluffpot. Even guys who only seem to care about winning burping contests are secretly mushy mush·y  
adj. mush·i·er, mush·i·est
1. Resembling mush in consistency; soft.

2. Informal
a. Excessively sentimental. See Synonyms at sentimental.

b.
 inside, right? Well, not exactly.

Here's the truth--most guys simply don't communicate the same way girls do. You know how a lot of girls really dig sharing their innermost thoughts and like to open up about their deep-down feelings? Many guys find that difficult. Not because they're all caveboys but because, at this age, guys are emotionally less mature than girls.

Many girls make the mistake of assuming that if they keep sharing all their squishy squish·y  
adj. squish·i·er, squish·i·est
1. Soft and wet; spongy.

2. Sloppily sentimental.

Adj. 1.
 emotions, their guy will feel comfy enough to let loose and admit how warm and fuzzy he is on the inside. Let go of that fantasy. If your guy wants to let you know what's on What's On (Traditional Chinese: 熒幕八爪娛) is a weekly half-hour TV series that airs on Fairchild Television. Format
Originally started in 1996, the show is currently the longest-running program in Fairchild Television history.
 his mind, he'll tell ya. But prodding and cajoling him into a big sharing sesh isn't likely to get you anywhere (and will probably totally annoy him).

We certainly don't want to say all guys are emotional mutes. There are probably quite a few emotionally communicative guys out there (at least we hope so). But if the guys in your life aren't gushy gush·y  
adj. gush·i·er, gush·i·est
Marked by excessive displays of sentiment or enthusiasm.



gushi·ly adv.
, chances are they're still trying to let their feelings known--albeit in their own way. Lots of times, a guy's actions speak louder than his lack of words. The key is to look for and appreciate the small stuff. Your BF may not be able to tell you how much he cares about you but, when he blows off going to the beach with guys to cheer you on in the 200-meter freestyle relay, that's his way of telling you he's into you and cares about what's important to you.

It takes patience to understand someone who probably doesn't totally understand himself right now. Realize that most guys don't think and act the way you do. And you can't change the way he deals with his emotions-or you.

MOSTLY B'S

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! NOT.

Here's a painful truth--a lot of girls make the mistake of thinking everything has to do with them. Your BF cruised by you in the hall and didn't say "hi"? Suddenly, you're convinced he's going to dump you some time before the dismissal bell rings. But he's probably just thinking about that free throw he missed during last night's game. Your brother forgets to tell you your crush finally called? You accuse him of trying to sabotage your love life. But he can't understand why you don't accept the fact that he's rotten at remembering anything that happened over an hour ago.

Instead of writing off incommunicative guys as jerks, step back and realize guys are people, too. They have their own opinions and problems. The key is to focus on him, not you. Like next time your brother spaces on that message, don't automatically assume his sole mission in life is to annoy you--maybe he just has a lot on his mind.

Or next time your guy looks like he's really getting into your new Enya CD, take a closer look. His head probably isn't moving to the music--more likely, he's nodding off. Try, "Hey, let's listen to some of your CDs for a change."

And take what he says straight-up. If he's quiet and says he's tired from track practice, believe he's tired from track practice--not that he's tired of you.

MOSTLY C'S

ADJUST YOUR ANTENNA

Your reception is a little fuzzy Little Fuzzy is the name of a 1962 science fiction novel by H. Beam Piper. It is generally seen as a work of juvenile fiction. It was nominated for the 1963 Hugo Award for Best Novel.  when it comes to understanding what makes guys tick. Maybe you're just not paying attention Noun 1. paying attention - paying particular notice (as to children or helpless people); "his attentiveness to her wishes"; "he spends without heed to the consequences"
attentiveness, heed, regard
 to what your guy is saying and doing...because you seem to be missing out on some details. It could be, too, that you don't have enough experience interacting with guys (which is nothing to be ashamed of), so you assume they're pretty much all clones of each other. Wrong!

Even if every guy in your world acts like Tom Green, guys are complicated human beings. Sure, some are oblivious to the little things that are significant to you, but most guys appreciate that girls are different than them and enjoy that.

OK, so they sit for hours on end in a Tony Hawk
This article is about the American skateboarder. For the British comedian and author, see Tony Hawks. For the New Zealand basketball player, see Tony Hawke.
Anthony Frank Hawk (born May 12 1968), known as Tony Hawk
 trance and are totally obsessed ob·sess  
v. ob·sessed, ob·sess·ing, ob·sess·es

v.tr.
To preoccupy the mind of excessively.

v.intr.
 with certain (not so savory) bodily functions Bodily Functions
See also body, human.

deglutition

the process or act of swallowing.

desquamation

the shedding of the superficial epithelium, as of skin, the mucous membranes, etc.
. Still, they're not exactly a whole other species, you know. They care about important issues too, just like you and your girls do.

You know how you started a drive at your school to collect cat food and litter for the local animal shelter? If you figured the boys wouldn't be into helping out, that was probably a bad call. Guys can be caring, even sentimental at times--believe it or not.

Pick up on what the guys around you are really all about. It's probably a whole lot more than the stereotypical football and babes stuff. While your best guy friend may not be as psyched to hit the Banana Republic sale at the crack of dawn, he might be into having you tell him if those khakis look great on him. Appreciate the differences, but also give guys the chance to show you they can have quite a few things in common with you, too.

MOSTLY D'S

STRAIGHT-UP SENSIBLE

You totally get the differences between guys and girls and, more importantly, you respect them! This really helps you get along with guys in a realistic way.

When it comes to BFs, you know how to express yourself--without getting pushy push·y  
adj. push·i·er, push·i·est
Disagreeably aggressive or forward.



pushi·ly adv.
 or mushy. You're pretty much inside his head, too. And when you don't know Don't know (DK, DKed)

"Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party.
 where he's coming from, you know how to back off and let him be who he is--without trying to pull any presto change-o stuff. And you don't sit around trying to analyze his words for some hidden meaning.

Why are you so tuned in to the guy groove? You're genuinely interested in guys for who they are. You see them as people first, dudes second. You've figured out how to deal with guys as individuals, not as intergalactic in·ter·ga·lac·tic  
adj.
Being or occurring between galaxies: intergalactic space.



in
 aliens. Congrats con·grats   Informal
interj.
Congratulations.

pl.n.
Congratulations: sent him my congrats. 
 on having great guy decoding skills!
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Date:Apr 1, 2002
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