Can Lampard resist two gigantic offers? RESULT!

Byline: DEREK McGOVERN; JOHN SHAW 

EVERY year it's the same with Frank Lampard.

Two summers ago Real Madrid were after him, last summer Inter Milan were after him, and this summer Jordan is after him.

He turned down the Spanish and Italian giants but now, footloose and fancyfree (if not fat-free), he may not be able to turn down the Jordan giants.

The balloon-tubed model has put Lampard, plus Cristiano Ronaldo and Simon Cowell, on her to-do list and what Jordan wants she normally gets - apart from a singing career.

The queen of the leg-overs wants Cowell, king of the make-overs, Ronaldo, prince of the step-overs, and Lampard, eater of the leftovers, to share her bedcovers and claims that she and Lamps, who once dated, have "unfinished business".

This is surprising because Lamps is rated one of the best finishers in the business. Lamps is 4-1 favourite with Paddy Power to be Jordan's next boyfriend, with Ronaldo 5-1 and Jermain Defoe 6-1.

Hills are a little more cruel to Jordan and believe her hopes of becoming a WAG will be realised only by a less-celebrated player. They are asking which division her next footballer boyfriend will be playing in and make League Two their 5-2 favourite and non-League next at 11-4.

The betting excludes the possibility of Jordan bringing a boyfriend through the youth ranks, as she did with Gareth Gates.

The former pop star was hampered in his ability to chat up women by his stutter.

Fortunately Jordan doesn't look for conversation in a man, she just looks for a pulse.

It's so annoying when sexy women compile a list of blokes they want to sleep with because I am never on any. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky but there's never chewing gum under any of them.

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