CYBERSPORTS A CINDERELLA STORY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM.Byline: - Tom Hoffarth We don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. whether the sports editor Noun 1. sports editor - the newspaper editor responsible for sports news newspaper editor - the editor of a newspaper of a newspaper in New Mexico New Mexico, state in the SW United States. At its northwestern corner are the so-called Four Corners, where Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, and Utah meet at right angles; New Mexico is also bordered by Oklahoma (NE), Texas (E, S), and Mexico (S). who was fired recently, for using verbatim quotes from the movie ``Caddyshack'' while embellishing his story about a local golf tournament, has bookmarked the Carl Spackler Web site. We do know that, for the rest of us (abuse) for The Rest Of Us - (From the Macintosh slogan "The computer for the rest of us") 1. Used to describe a spiffy product whose affordability shames other comparable products, or (more often) used sarcastically to describe spiffy but very overpriced products. 2. , as long as we know what we're dealing with here, the site (www.carlspackler.com) will continue to be just a small source of amusement and something to refer to when we want to authenticate a Bill Murray line. In a story about the Roswell Country Club's tournament, the editor quoted assistant greenskeeper greens·keep·er n. One who is responsible for the maintenance of a golf course. Noun 1. greenskeeper - someone responsible for the maintenance of a golf course ``Carl Spangler'' as saying the course's turf was ``a hybrid ... of bluegrass bluegrass, any species of the large and widely distributed genus Poa, chiefly range and pasture grasses of economic importance in temperate and cool regions. In general, bluegrasses are perennial with fine-leaved foliage that is bluish green in some species. , Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern California sinsemilla sin·se·mil·la n. A highly potent form of marijuana obtained from unpollinated female plants. [Spanish : sin, without (from Latin sine) + semilla, seed . The amazing stuff about this, is you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff.'' Deja vu. That speech - delivered by Murray in the original 1980 movie - as well as many others, is on the ``quote-unquote'' link at the site. So too are plenty of stored images, sound bites, video, trivia and an interactive quiz to test your knowledge. More memorable lines from the flick are also on the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com/Quotes?0080487). --Those who might have missed the U.S. Futsal Federation's 18th annual national championships this past weekend in Anaheim can keep up with future happenings at the Berkeley-based group's official Web site (www.futsal.com). Futsal is an international form of indoor soccer, with five on a side, a low-bouncing ball and a basketball-sized playing area without walls that forces the players to use more pinpoint passing and ballhandling than outdoor soccer. It is scheduled to be an Olympic sport in 2008. Information about youth and adult leagues, camps and clinics in this region also can be found at the Southern California Futsal site (www.scfutsal.com). --Considering the sport donates generously to the Prostate Cancer prostate cancer, cancer originating in the prostate gland. Prostate cancer is the leading malignancy in men in the United States and is second only to lung cancer as a cause of cancer death in men. Charity in the United Kingdom, those flushed with embarrassment by finding themselves on the official Web site of the International Peeball Federation (www.peeball.com) should at least realize there is some good being done here. The official biodegradable equipment used by those in sanctioned competitions is available under the shop link, but must be ordered overseas. There's also a place to compete online, but we'd suggest doing so with your trousers firmly secured. |
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